# Disney Jungle Cruise--Modern Major General Parody

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**Created:** [March 3, 2017, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disney-jungle-cruise-modern-major-general-parody/781259 "2017-03-03T01:34:38Z")\
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The Skippers on the Disney Jungle Cruise rides tell jokes.  
A lot of jokes.

However, rumors (vague) have is that they did a parody of Gilbert & Sullivan’s “I am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General”, with the lyrics alters to refer to Jungle Cruise Skippers.

Any source for the lyrics?