Disputing my warning/suspension

If you watch troops of baboons you’ll kinda see them suddenly decide “Ah-HA, we are going to show our TERRIFYING STRIPY ASSES to our foes and they will become terrified MUAHAHAHA!” and every other creature around is all like “Yeah, dudes, you got stripy asses, you think we didn’t notice or sump’n? Cuz nobody’s terrorfied of y’alls stripy asses.” And then the baboons screech “AHAHAHA PWNT U LOL WOOOOO!!1!” as they rampage off into the woods and the rest of the critters are all like “Dude, what the fuck was that?” and a couple old ones are just all like “Baboons, whaddaya gonna do?”