# Dissociative peas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539 "2023-11-22T16:17:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/1 "2023-11-22T16:17:14Z")

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Yummy!

I worried and was pained to know Mid-dau went out on a limb and cooked Split pea soup yesterday. She assured me it would be great. Yeah, no. Not convinced.  
I have problems with cauliflower and broccoli. This soup smelled reminiscent of those. Kinda. To me.

I was thinking the whole time, yep I’m gonna need that over advertised _Emergency Pizza_  
Since we are currently trespassed from the localish _best_ Pizza joint, we’ve used Domino’s a few times(except last time, remind me to tell you how we flew under the radar and got _best_ pizza last week) I have 4 emergency pizza digital coupons.

Turned out the Split pea soup was pretty good. Ham saved it’s life.  
It’s not a thing I’d want too often. I’m glad I’m out today. I’m sure it’s on the lunch menu.

Split pea has split personality.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/2 "2023-11-22T16:25:41Z")

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I’m a lifelong vegetable hater, it’s taken me into my old age to find even a few vegetable preparations I like- mainly by cooking every last trace of vegetable flavor out of them. Peas taste sickly-sweet to me, like if you tried to make quinine palatable by adding enough sugar to it.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/3 "2023-11-22T16:27:50Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Since we are currently trespassed from the localish _best_ Pizza joint,

Whoa!! What do you have to do to piss off a pizza place?!

I love split pea soup with ham. My gf makes it so thick your spoon can almost stand upright in it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/4 "2023-11-22T16:37:11Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I love split pea soup with ham. My gf makes it so thick your spoon can almost stand upright in it. -

Perfect excuse why I can’t eat it.  
'My spoon is stuck!"

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/5 "2023-11-22T16:47:07Z")

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mmm pea and ham soup ! made with [pease pudding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pease_pudding) obviously.  
Lovely jubbly.

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/6 "2023-11-22T16:47:57Z")

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To my mind, split peas are more like lentils, which I quite like in a casserole.  
Indian spicing works very well with them, though a ham approach is good too.

Unlike a standard pea soup, which I’m not fond of. Or the dreaded ‘mushy peas’ of British chip shop infamy…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/7 "2023-11-22T16:53:45Z")

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Isn’t “pudding” a dessert of whatever in Brit speak.

How can peas be dessert?  
Oh, crap. I know there’s gonna be one now.

Your link did show a pic of the exact thing I ate yesterday. Like I said, it was pretty good. Once.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/8 "2023-11-22T16:54:03Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Turned out the Split pea soup was pretty good. Ham saved it’s life.

I see you gave peas a chance.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/9 "2023-11-22T16:55:22Z")

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Nice!

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/10 "2023-11-22T16:56:45Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Isn’t “pudding” a dessert of whatever in Brit speak.

Not necessarily. Have you not heard of the famous [steak & kidney pudding](https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/steak-kidney-pudding) ?!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/11 "2023-11-22T16:57:47Z")

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Noooooooooooo!

(Yes I’ve heard of it, but ewwww)

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/12 "2023-11-22T16:58:48Z")

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‘Pudding’ is one of those words where UK and US english differ somewhat.

It does usually refer to some sort of starchy dessert in the UK. But then of course there’s ‘black pudding’, which is very definitely NOT a dessert…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/13 "2023-11-22T16:59:52Z")

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Even…yuckier! 😱

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**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/14 "2023-11-22T17:00:30Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> > [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> > Turned out the Split pea soup was pretty good. Ham saved it’s life.
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> I see you gave peas a chance. -

Imagine whirled peas.

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/15 "2023-11-22T17:01:15Z")

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Cooked properly, a steak and kidney pudding is a gourmet feast, IMHO.  
Not something you want to eat every day of course: much too rich!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/16 "2023-11-22T17:10:05Z")

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> [@xtenkfarpl](#):
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> Or the dreaded ‘mushy peas’ of British chip shop infamy…

Dreaded? I love 'em.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/17 "2023-11-22T17:11:55Z")

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I like a good split pea soup, but I hardly ever get it, because who has time to split all those peas?

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**Author:** ![xtenkfarpl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c2a13f/32.png) [@xtenkfarpl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xtenkfarpl)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/18 "2023-11-22T17:12:03Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> > [@xtenkfarpl](#):
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> > Or the dreaded ‘mushy peas’ of British chip shop infamy…
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> Dreaded? I love 'em.

I have to admit they are an occasional guilty pleasure myself.  
Though the key word is ‘occasional’… 😉

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/19 "2023-11-22T17:15:31Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Whoa!! What do you have to do to piss off a pizza place?!

Daughter-in-law went Karen Level 9 on their asses. Got the whole Clan booted.

Don’t know why they don’t send Hambone to get the pizza. Nobody would suspect him.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2023, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dissociative-peas/993539/20 "2023-11-22T17:15:38Z")

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Just don’t be that nasty person who cooks carrots and peas in the same pot.

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