# Distract me, please... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568 "2001-07-07T05:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/21 "2001-07-07T07:08:20Z")
So **hardygrrl** : Do you think WWF/WCW Invasion will be the coolest wrestling event ever, or was Wrestlemani X7 the best? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/22 "2001-07-07T07:12:37Z")
::ties the robe around his waist:: Now, hardygrrl, what shall your punishment be?šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/23 "2001-07-07T07:18:36Z")
\*\* robgruver\*\*ā€¦ I donā€™t know. As of now, Iā€™m not impressed. Bagwell gets a title shot? On Raw? Whatā€™s next, another Billy Gunn push? [sub] Vince, if youā€™re reading this, push Jeff. [/sub] and \*\* iampunha \*\*ā€¦ What exactly do you have in mind? ::sits down,crosses legs and smiles:: ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/24 "2001-07-07T08:46:15Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*\*\* robgruver_\*ā€¦ > > I donā€™t know. As of now, Iā€™m not impressed. Bagwell gets a title shot? On Raw? Whatā€™s next, another Billy Gunn push? > > [sub] Vince, if youā€™re reading this, push Jeff. [/sub] > \*\* Yeah! And what is the deal with Crash getting a push. That just sucks. At least they are pushing Y2J again. He is an awsome wrestler. ---
**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/25 "2001-07-07T09:35:38Z")
> [@](#): > > You can juggle,or run around wearing a tutu, or just wave something shiny, I donā€™t care hey, thatā€™s me allright, when should I come over? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/26 "2001-07-07T09:50:17Z")
[Hi Jack]Hey Juggler, whereā€™ve you been?[Bye Jack] _flashing my tits_ What? That didnā€™t distract you? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/27 "2001-07-07T10:24:54Z")
\*\* Soda \*\* If tits were all it took, all Iā€™d have to do is look down. šŸ™‚ \*\* robgruver \*\* I agree with you about Y2J but damn it Vinceā€¦ Push Jeff. Please. Amd not into a storyline with Trish either. Give him some mic time to develop the skills andā€¦ I think he needs a valet and I hereby offer my services. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/28 "2001-07-07T10:39:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\* > \*\* robgruver \*\* > > I agree with you about Y2J but damn it Vinceā€¦ > > Push Jeff. Please. Amd not into a storyline with Trish either. Give him some mic time to develop the skills andā€¦ > I think he needs a valet and I hereby offer my services. ;)\*\* I would be happy to take Lita off their hands for a bit. She rocks more than a quarry. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/29 "2001-07-07T10:42:33Z")
Sheā€™s got a butterface. šŸ™‚ As in ā€œthe bodyā€™s hot but her face?ā€ She can stay with Matt and Iā€™ll take care of Jeff. Help him get ready for matches,help him in the shower afterwardsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/30 "2001-07-07T11:29:40Z")
Thats ok. My wrestling group (sup guys!) collectivlly drools at her whenever they fight. Of course I know you are whereever you are drooling over Jeff at the same time. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![demanton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@demanton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/demanton)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/31 "2001-07-07T11:44:53Z")
Hey! Isnā€™t that Elvis? **YO! KING!** ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/32 "2001-07-07T11:47:29Z")
Drooling over himā€¦never šŸ™‚ I feel so shallowā€¦especially because I want to see him in a tuxedo match ( the male version of an evening gown match) with Rob Van Dam. ---
**Author:** ![Juggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/juggler/32/3194_2.png) [@Juggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juggler)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/33 "2001-07-07T11:58:39Z")
**Soda** : Busy with ā€œtentaā€ work, idlingā€¦ nice to see you too. Hmmm, this thread was about **hardygrrl** ā€¦ boo! Distracted you? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/34 "2001-07-07T12:04:39Z")
Between naked male Dopers,wrestling talk and a Beetlejuice referenceā€¦ Itā€™s working šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/35 "2001-07-07T14:56:56Z")
:: comes in juggling knives\* while running around in a tutu :: Are you distracted enough yet? Iā€™m not that good at juggling any more and ARRRRGGGHHHH! Someone call a doctor! Get some Ice! And please donā€™t step on my finger, Iā€™ll need to get that reattached. [sub]\*the knives take care of the OPā€™s request for something shiny. Iā€™m kind of wishing at this point Iā€™d picked tin foil covered tennis balls[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/36 "2001-07-07T16:01:55Z")
My mother always told me not to play with knives and look what happened to Mauvaiseā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/37 "2001-07-07T16:11:18Z")
Hey **Hardygrrl** , Just to let you know, the Hardys have a match at the in-house show that I am going to tonight. **I have 5th row ticketsā€¦** Iā€™ll let you know if I get any good pictures. Iā€™m sure I will, because they are supposed to be fighting the Dudleys, and it should be a good match. Lita will not be there, but Iā€™ll try to get some good pictures for anyone who wants them. I am so excited! Last time I went to wrestling, it was for Smackdown! and we had crapola seats. Way up in the nosebleedsā€¦ The only pictures that came out were of The Big Show, Kane, and Undertakerā€¦ Yummā€¦ Undertakerā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/38 "2001-07-07T16:22:01Z")
Skerriā€¦ I want to be you šŸ™‚ Iā€™m going to the August Raw in Chicago-or least to the hotel the Hardyz stay atā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/39 "2001-07-07T16:31:03Z")
Well, Hardygrrl, I promise to get you a good picture or two. Iā€™m taking the good camera, and plenty of film. (Oh, and just so you know, I have the hots for Matt, so if I get the chance to meet them beforehand, I will see if I can get good pics of Jeff **just for you!!!** ) My best friend also thinks that Jeff is the cuter of the two, sorry to say I donā€™t see it. Iā€™m just counting on the Undertaker being there. If he is, I will fight to the death to get a good pic of himā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/40 "2001-07-07T16:45:11Z")
Thanks Skerri šŸ™‚ The Jeff vs. Matt argumentā€¦itā€™s like Coke vs. Pepsi. You canā€™t like them both equally. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568.md?page=3)