# Distract me, please... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 7, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568 "2001-07-07T05:42:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/41 "2001-07-07T17:20:28Z")
I’m a Pepsi girl myself. I used to have the hots for Stone Cold. Don’t ask why. But now that he’s a heel, I just don’t find him as hot as I did. I guess it’s the fact that he’s sucking up to Vince as hard as he can. But there’s something about the Undertaker that works. I guess it’s that “Bad-Boy-Harley-Ridin’” image… My brother is totally in love with Sara. I told him that we should tag team them, and he can have Sara. He likes this idea very much! Speaking of which, I’m actually entering my brother in the “Tough Enough” series if it comes out again. I think he could do it. Hell, he’s been fighting people all his life. Just don’t fall for him, ok? He is kind of cute, too! ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/42 "2001-07-07T17:44:56Z")
Distractions, distractions…oh, here you can play with my Slinky. … No, no, not _that_ Slinky (you perverts)…my Slinky[sup]tm[/sup] Slinky. Want something a little more intellectual? Hmmmm…ok think about this question…what is the difference between zero and nothing? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/43 "2001-07-07T22:07:38Z")
Someone say knives? Mauv, you always know what I like 😉 Okay, you can have your pick. Either I can walk around naked, or I can swing my broadsword around at you. Of course, I suppose the first would be similar, but still. And no, I wont do both. I make it a point never to be naked when I’m playing with my sword. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MIKE\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MIKE\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MIKE_P)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/44 "2001-07-07T22:51:42Z")
_points_ What the hell is that! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/45 "2001-07-07T23:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > **Someone say knives? Mauv, you always know what I like 😉** You know it, baby! 😃 \*\* > [@](#): > > And no, I wont do both. I make it a point never to be naked when I’m playing with my sword. 😃 \*\* That’s hardly a fair choice for her to make, Mnem. Both are very very tempting 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/46 "2001-07-08T02:50:35Z")
Put him in a loincloth and then let him swing his bastard sword around 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/47 "2001-07-08T02:51:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Put him in a loincloth and then let him swing his bastard sword around 😃 \*\* Broadsword! _indignant_. But hey, that I’d do. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/48 "2001-07-08T02:57:37Z")
Ah, it’s just a broadsword? Wanna borrow my hand and a half bastard sword? ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/49 "2001-07-08T03:01:29Z")
only? T’ton a full two hander! How heavy is your bastard? ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/50 "2001-07-08T03:01:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Ah, it’s just a broadsword? Wanna borrow my hand and a half bastard sword? \*\* Now I know what he could do with your hand, but what could he do with only half a bastard sword?? 😃 And yes, Mnem in a loin cloth would be an excellent distraction! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/51 "2001-07-08T03:12:51Z")
Works for me 🙂 It’s like having my own private circus today…juggling,tutu wearing,sword swinging… You guys rock…now find Jeff Hardy and bring him to me. I’ll take care of the washing and bringing him to my tent parts. ---
**Author:** ![Skerri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/52 "2001-07-09T00:06:14Z")
Oh Hardygrrl, I saw Jeff last night, and he sends you his best wishes. At least that’s what he would have said, after he let us take his picture ringside just for you. Basically, I yelled, 'Hey Jeff, can I take your picture?" and he turned around and smiled for it. So, email me your addy and I will send it off as soon as I get it developed. (Tomorrow!) Oh, and on a personal note, I got to see my man last night too. My god… I never realized how hot a man could look in leather pants… ::running off to take a cold shower, again…:: ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/53 "2001-07-09T03:40:46Z")
::staggers back into the room, panting:: Don’t ever make a bet with hardygrrl when it comes to . . . ::collapses:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/54 "2001-07-09T04:27:25Z")
::struts into the room wearing iampunha’s robe:: For all the talk, it didn’t take much to wear him out. 😉 Check your email, Skerri and thanks 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/55 "2001-07-09T04:36:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > For all the talk, it didn’t take much to wear him out. 😉 They don’t talk about . :: pant pant pant :: . . my prowress in that area . . . ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/distract-me-please/71568/56 "2001-07-09T11:47:42Z")
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