# Disturbed by Appearance of Barbi Twins in Hustler **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244 "2003-11-14T14:19:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tharkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tharkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tharkas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/1 "2003-11-14T14:19:17Z")
I remember the Barbi Twins, Shane and Sia, from their heyday about 10 or so years ago. They were a highlight of my misspent youth. So I was excited when I learned that they were appearing again in Hustler this month, especially since the pictorial would probably be much more explicit than their past layouts. … And then, I bought the issue. Frankly, I’m extremely disturbed and shocked with what I saw. Instead of two beautiful, voluptuous women, what I see are weird space-alien freaks, with oversized eyes and lips and concentration-camp waistlines. I can’t even look at them. What have they done to themselves? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/2 "2003-11-14T14:31:25Z")
A better question is: Why are you buying _Hustler_? You can get all the pÕrn you want free online. Just check around in Yahoo Groups. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/3 "2003-11-14T15:29:19Z")
According to an **E Hollywood Story** that was in mega-heavy rotation about a year ago they have major, major eating disorders. I remember at one point hotel maids would refuse to clean their rooms because the stench of vomit was so intense. They talked gleefully of making limo drivers stop at 7-11s while they bought bags and bags and bags of junk food to binge on, then spend all night throwing it up. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/4 "2003-11-14T15:35:15Z")
People still buy porn? ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/5 "2003-11-14T15:48:11Z")
[Barbi twins sue Larry Flynt Trying to prevent use of explicit photos](http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1068724867449&call_pageid=968867495754&col=968705925735) [Some recent pictures (pretty safe, from a Warner Bros.-based site)](http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/pop/05_01/barbi/012.html) Some of the pictures don’t look too bad (but I don’t know when some of them may have been taken, they may be older), but many are just “eek.” I think at least part of the problem with their awful eyes and lips is the hideous makeup they wear. Bright blue eyes, surrounded by near black, with NEON pink lips, all on top of a [George Hamilton](http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/77/039_36740_rt.jpg) tan. Yech. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/6 "2003-11-14T16:02:52Z")
So, were the Hustler pics more explicit than than past Barbi pics? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/7 "2003-11-14T16:39:54Z")
[http://www.courttv.com/people/2003/1113/barbi\_ap.html](http://www.courttv.com/people/2003/1113/barbi_ap.html) ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/8 "2003-11-14T19:52:11Z")
There were a couple of (not very good quality) beaver shots. I don’t remember their older pictorials showing bush or anything. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/9 "2003-11-14T20:08:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tharkas \* > \*\*what I see are weird space-alien freaks, with oversized eyes and lips and concentration-camp waistlines. I can’t even look at them. What have they done to themselves? \*\* As far as I can remember, they **always** looked like that – they’re just getting a bit older, and so possibly, well… **more so**. Maybe you were just so awash in hormones a decade ago that you didn’t realize they were inhuman? They certainly don’t look any different to me now than they ever did; they were bizarre creatures in their heyday, and now they’re older, left-too-long-in-the-back-of-the-celebrity-refirgerator-and-faintly-smelling-of-old-cheese bizarre creatures. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/10 "2003-11-14T20:14:59Z")
I always found them to be rather alien looking and therefore somewhat creepy. Even when they were suppose to be in their prime. Marc ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/11 "2003-11-14T20:19:30Z")
Nah, in their heyday they looked like real women … Sure they had supergigantic breasts, but on their frames they didn’t look unnaturally large. I remember their having naturally-shaped faces and figures. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/12 "2003-11-14T22:26:10Z")
A lot of it is the makeup, exaggerating their eyes and lips. Heck, if their mouths were made to look tiny, they’d look like anime characters. Well, except for their mammoth mammaries… ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/13 "2003-11-15T02:19:14Z")
From the link provided by **Troub** > [@](#): > > The photographs, taken earlier this year, show “intimate sexual acts between the twin sisters,” the lawsuit said. Am I reading this right? “between the twin sisters”? As in with each other? as in incest? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/14 "2003-11-15T02:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by troub \* > \*\*[Some recent pictures (pretty safe, from a Warner Bros.-based site)](http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/pop/05_01/barbi/012.html) > \*\* Well, I don’t see what the big fuss is abou—::clicks on link:: AAAAH! _Jesus!_ DEVIL-CLOWN FACES! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/15 "2003-11-15T03:26:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DocCathode \* > \*\*From the link provided by **Troub** > > Am I reading this right? “between the twin sisters”? As in with each other? as in incest? > :eek: \*\* You have GOT to be shitting me. That is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever heard of. For crissakes, they’re SISTERS!!! TWIN SISTERS!!! AAAAHHH!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/16 "2003-11-15T03:52:34Z")
**Tharkas** You have the issue. Just what are the twins doing? And to who? ---
**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/17 "2003-11-15T04:16:00Z")
I always found them disgusting. Even more so then Pam Anderson. I don’t imagine time has improved them much. ---
**Author:** ![Rainbowthief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Rainbowthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rainbowthief)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/18 "2003-11-15T05:23:18Z")
I bought both Playboy issues with the Barbi twins when I was a teenager. The first one was topless only, the second was fully nude and they kept their muffs old school, not shaved. Very nice pics. Those Extra TV pics were scary, but I think it was just crappy makeup. ---
**Author:** ![Tharkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Tharkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tharkas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/19 "2003-11-15T13:05:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Just what are the twins doing? And to who? It’s no big deal really. In one pic one has the other over her knee and is miming spanking. In another one is scolding the other with a pointed finger and is holding a banana in the other hand (and there is a bit of banana on the scolding finger). In another one is miming caning the other. In another one is leashed and is being walked like a dog. ---
**Author:** ![PalJuicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@PalJuicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PalJuicy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244/20 "2003-11-15T13:43:39Z")
Do those women have anything that is actually _natural_? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbed-by-appearance-of-barbi-twins-in-hustler/213244.md?page=2)