# Disturbing my slumber with crime. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244 "2011-12-06T07:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ihatescum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9d8465/32.png) [@Ihatescum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ihatescum1)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/1 "2011-12-06T07:52:40Z")
I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. I am no dummy. I am not a racist. I am a straight, male. I am not a Christian. This crap needs to stop. I yearn for justice. My muscles rage with thoughts of anger and revenge. —Who is with me? ---
**Author:** ![constanze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@constanze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/constanze)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/2 "2011-12-06T07:58:06Z")
My advice: if you are on drugs or meds, stop them. If you aren’t taking any meds, see a good psychatrist and start taking them. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/3 "2011-12-06T08:02:00Z")
Reported for forum change, at least. ---
**Author:** ![mac\_bolan00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@mac\_bolan00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mac_bolan00)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/4 "2011-12-06T08:10:34Z")
> [@Ihatescum1](#): > > I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. I am no dummy. I am not a racist. I am a straight, male. I am not a Christian. This crap needs to stop. I yearn for justice. My muscles rage with thoughts of anger and revenge. —Who is with me? i’d like a little explanation. you see, it doesn’t seem to matter to anyone whether if you’re a dummy, a racist, gay, or a christian. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/5 "2011-12-06T08:22:02Z")
It seems unlikely that a person would be repeatedly physically raped while they are asleep (unless they have some sort of condition that prevents them waking). So it sounds like maybe the OP is using the term ‘rape’ as an analogy for some other sort of perceived or actual violation. ---
**Author:** ![mac\_bolan00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@mac\_bolan00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mac_bolan00)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/6 "2011-12-06T08:23:38Z")
he says his slumber is disturbed regularly. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/7 "2011-12-06T08:31:16Z")
Maybe he was … gassed. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/8 "2011-12-06T08:33:23Z")
> [@mac\_bolan00](#): > > he says his slumber is disturbed regularly. Well, yes, but taken all together, it sounds like ‘rape’ might actually mean something else in this context. I could be wrong. I suspect we may never get to find out though. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/9 "2011-12-06T08:34:47Z")
> [@Ihatescum1](#): > > I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. I am no dummy. I am not a racist. I am a straight, male. I am not a Christian. This crap needs to stop. I yearn for justice. My muscles rage with thoughts of anger and revenge. —Who is with me? Is that that Punisher reboot they were talking about at Marvel? It’s a nice intro speech. ---
**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/10 "2011-12-06T09:52:17Z")
[William Chester Minor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Chester_Minor) believed he was being raped (literally, not metaphorically) every night while he slept. So it’s possible that the OP is similarly afflicted. ---
**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/11 "2011-12-06T12:35:44Z")
Well, I definitely read his username in an unfortunate way at first which made for a nice name / post combo at least. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/12 "2011-12-06T12:50:44Z")
> [@Shakester](#): > > [William Chester Minor](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Chester_Minor) believed he was being raped (literally, not metaphorically) every night while he slept. > > So it’s possible that the OP is similarly afflicted. he was the madman from the professor and the madman right? great book I was thinking more of [Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?](http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/) ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/13 "2011-12-06T12:52:12Z")
Is it insertive or receptive rape? ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/14 "2011-12-06T12:53:00Z")
I am not a psychiatrist, so please take what I’m about to say with a few kilos of salt, but… When I was in social services, I had a schizophrenic client who had delusions of nighttime anal rape. Obviously very traumatic for the client, but there was also another issue: though he was outwardly very “macho” (for lack of a better choice of words) and very homophobic, he was also really REALLY gay. My theory is that his delusions of anal rape stemmed from his homosexual tendencies and his inability to reconcile them with his hatred of gays. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/15 "2011-12-06T12:56:57Z")
> [@YourAdHere](#): > > Well, I definitely read his username in an unfortunate way at first which made for a nice name / post combo at least. You too? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/16 "2011-12-06T15:31:05Z")
I thought it was some sort of joke OP. To me it reads like a parody of something, though Og knows what. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/17 "2011-12-06T15:46:03Z")
I wager 50 quatloos that the OP is not coming back. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/18 "2011-12-06T15:59:18Z")
> [@YourAdHere](#): > > Well, I definitely read his username in an unfortunate way at first which made for a nice name / post combo at least. If you reads it in Popeye’s voice, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/19 "2011-12-06T16:52:29Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I wager 50 quatloos that the OP is not coming back. Perhaps he’s taking a nap. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/20 "2011-12-06T17:03:09Z")
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