# Disturbing my slumber with crime. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 6, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244 "2011-12-06T07:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/21 "2011-12-06T17:21:33Z")
> [@Ihatescum1](#): > > I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. Don’t you hate it when that happens? I did too, until I tried RapeAway™, the industry’s leading rape repellent. RapeAway’s™ patented, scientifically-proven formula counteracts would-be sleep rapists on the spot, before they ever have a chance to violate your special lady/man garden. Act now, and not only can RapeAway™ be yours for three easy installments of $29.95, but we’ll throw in an extra bottle of RapeAway Pro™ for additional protection against succubi and tentacle monsters. Get tough on rape. RapeAway™. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/22 "2011-12-06T17:24:37Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Get tough on rape. RapeAway™. Is it available in stores? ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/23 "2011-12-06T17:35:58Z")
No! Call now and you’ll receive a special gift! ---
**Author:** ![constanze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@constanze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/constanze)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/24 "2011-12-06T17:37:57Z")
> [@Ihatescum1](#): > > I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. Now I know who could help him - kanicbird who has special insight in both being raped and the spiritual bond this forges, as well as the right and wrong way to have sex with angels, demons and other spiritual beings. (Or is the OP in a prison?) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/25 "2011-12-06T17:38:16Z")
Do you accept most major credit cards? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/26 "2011-12-06T17:50:06Z")
I wish this OP had shown up during Rape Month. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/27 "2011-12-06T17:59:21Z")
It took him this long to get sick and tired of it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/28 "2011-12-06T18:07:15Z")
> [@Ihatescum1](#): > > I am sick and tired of being raped while I am asleep. I am no dummy. I am not a racist. I am a straight, male. I am not a Christian. This crap needs to stop. I yearn for justice. My muscles rage with thoughts of anger and revenge. —Who is with me? Ask the guard to move you to another cell block. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/29 "2011-12-06T18:13:29Z")
> [@MikeG](#): > > No! Call now and you’ll receive a special gift! The Popeil Penis Pruner? For particularly pesky, persistent perpetrators and repeat penetrators? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/30 "2011-12-06T18:20:43Z")
Yes, they are raping everybody out there. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/31 "2011-12-06T18:26:19Z")
> [@YourAdHere](#): > > Well, I definitely read his username in an unfortunate way at first which made for a nice name / post combo at least. Me three, and I made a face that somehow was equal parts :eek: and :dubious:. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244/32 "2011-12-06T18:31:13Z")
Citing incomprehensibility coupled with oooginess, I am closing this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-my-slumber-with-crime/605244.md?page=1)