# Disturbing picture

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 6, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030 "2008-12-06T20:21:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/21 "2008-12-07T00:14:34Z")

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Oh, for fuck’s sake, just post it:

[http://pics.livejournal.com/lamplamplamp/pic/00001ths/g2](http://pics.livejournal.com/lamplamplamp/pic/00001ths/g2)

It’s not a goddamned State secret.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/22 "2008-12-07T00:16:26Z")

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Pffft… that one is photoshopped too. I mean, it’s so obvious.

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**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/23 "2008-12-07T07:01:26Z")

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I will concur that it looks like someone with a young face and large breasts, possibly a youngish teenager who developed early, possibly a young adult.

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**Author:** ![Thalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@Thalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thalion)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/24 "2008-12-07T07:31:34Z")

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I agree that she’s probably older than she appears, but it could be real. Last year I had a call at a motel (I’m a cop) and spoke with a 12-year old girl who was almost as well endowed.

My partner’s daughter was turning 12 a few months from then, and he left there praying loudly that this wouldn’t suddenly happen to her.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/25 "2008-12-07T07:33:13Z")

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I call shop.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/26 "2008-12-07T14:07:01Z")

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Could it be fake [boobs](http://flickr.com/photos/aaronp/2643091855/) inside the shirt? (SFW image)

The face looks kind of odd. Could be an older person with photoshopping done to make her look younger.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/27 "2008-12-07T18:16:05Z")

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It’s not a 'shop. It’s just a pic of a 20-something, or maybe even a late teen, who happens to look very young (in some ways) in that pic. Mostly due to the heavy reflective lighting softening her features. It’s not that unusual.

As far as Pedobear… RUN!

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/28 "2008-12-07T18:26:12Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> Oh, for fuck’s sake, just post it:
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> [http://pics.livejournal.com/lamplamplamp/pic/00001ths/g2](http://pics.livejournal.com/lamplamplamp/pic/00001ths/g2)

Ha!! That one actually took me a few minutes to figure out.

Reminds me of [this religious sketch.](http://www.angelfire.com/retro/jesus/images/jesus_boy1.jpg) 😉

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/29 "2008-12-07T18:32:41Z")

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> [@KGS](#):
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> Ha!! That one actually took me a few minutes to figure out.
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> Reminds me of [this religious sketch.](http://www.angelfire.com/retro/jesus/images/jesus_boy1.jpg) 😉

Angelfire doesn’t allow hotlinking. We can’t see that picture.

But I think I can guess what it is.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/30 "2008-12-07T18:41:02Z")

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> [@drastic\_quench](#):
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> What? I’d imagine she could choose to spend a fair amount of time resting on it.

So, she’s got big boobs, that makes her a candidate for… what, exactly are you going for here?

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/31 "2008-12-07T18:43:27Z")

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> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#):
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> So, she’s got big boobs, that makes her a candidate for… what, exactly are you going for here?

Sleeping?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/32 "2008-12-07T18:49:55Z")

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Oh good, because I like sleeping, and I have big boobs.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/33 "2008-12-07T18:51:19Z")

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Can I sleep with your big boobs?

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/34 "2008-12-07T19:02:12Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Can I sleep with your big boobs?

No.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/35 "2008-12-07T19:21:53Z")

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I think 'shopped, but not because of her face - because of her underarms. There’s no underarm hair there, not even the darkened skin where hair has been removed by shaving or waxing. Even with precocious puberty, childlike face or whatever, a person with natural breasts that well developed would have secondary sexual characteristics like underarm hair by now.

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/36 "2008-12-07T19:51:00Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Also look at the left ear she’s got multiple piercings.

Speaking of, that earlobe looks weird. Swollen, almost.

I vote childlike teenager.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/37 "2008-12-07T20:17:07Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> There’s no underarm hair there, not even the darkened skin where hair has been removed by shaving or waxing.

Look again. But first, note the hair color, particularly eyebrows.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/38 "2008-12-07T20:48:49Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> Look again. But first, note the hair color, particularly eyebrows.

Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. My underarm skin is a little chicken-y but it’s blonde hair and not at all darkened. Redhead with blonde eyebrows (which I have regularly dyed, lest you’ve seen pictures and disagree).

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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/39 "2008-12-07T21:08:53Z")

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Her face looks off to me. I hate to say it but it looks like down syndrome a bit to me. Perhaps she’s “special”?

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-picture/476030/40 "2008-12-07T21:34:18Z")

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Reminds me of [this disturbing ad campaign](http://adsoftheworld.com/media/print/family_violence_partnership_you_need_help?size=_original).

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