# Disturbing Search Requests **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139 "2000-11-29T03:20:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/21 "2000-11-29T16:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by particlewill \* > **"glove and special sauce" I _don’t_ wanna know…** Actually, I think this person was looking for the R&B group **G Love & Special Sauce** …then again, they could actually _be_ wierd…I guess we’ll never know… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/22 "2000-11-29T16:55:08Z")
OK, a quick spy session before I go home. Mainly because this REALLY cracks me up, especially all your explanations 😃 “nile bike ride”: Dude, it’s a RIVER. “Arkansas christian employment”: What’s your job? I’m an Arkansas Christian with 20 years of experience, sir. “pictures of night”: that oughta be enlightning. “titanic tits”: watch those icebergs, Pamela. “nicole kidman panties”: right next to the Tom Cruise boxers mate. “North American Bison Herds Symposium”: Heh. At this stage ANYTHING can make me laugh 😉 “vertigo cause and cure”: Cause: heights. Cure: get off the kitchen table. “cat clothing”: put the poor creature down, you idiot. “finger user”: On second thought, let’s dress the cat up. Who knows what might happen. “air velocity”: Word association game. European or African? “the little guys”: That’s modest. “devil pictures”: Sure. He appears in NewsWeek on a regular basis. “word annagrams”: Courtesy of the Scool of Speeling. “data steam”: Statistics meats Sauna. “spanked wives”: Jesus, you want them spanked and ready? Spank your own wives, slacker! “raped by a woman”: It’s not rape if you WANT her to, homely boy. “haar natte kut”: Heh. That’s Dutch, and I ain’t translatin’ 😃 “breast shooting pain”: Don’t you hate those pains you experience right after a good ol’ game of Breast Shooting? Priceless. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/23 "2000-11-29T17:45:25Z")
A guy writing a book on funny 911 calls said that people put in search engines this phrase: “what is the number for 911?” ---
**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/24 "2000-11-29T17:59:02Z")
random information about life penis lol dodgy ---
**Author:** ![SoMoMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@SoMoMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoMoMom)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/25 "2000-11-29T18:08:54Z")
Metaspy keeps coming up with “All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy.” Oh there it’s back to normal. It was right in a row about 100 times. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/26 "2000-11-29T18:09:10Z")
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Thats one of the refreshes on Metaspy…I thought it was funny. He must be having a full day at work. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/27 "2000-11-29T18:10:48Z")
lol, great simulpost 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/28 "2000-11-29T18:23:49Z")
Oh, what _have_ I gotten myself into? “kitten natividad and buttons” - just what do they intend to do to that kitten? “virtual reality sports seating” - Yessir, for those who can’t play them there virtual sports, we got the best seats in the house. “Gore Blood Death” - Yes, I know this election stuff has gone one too long but is it really that bad? “keystroke panic” - Must be sweeping the therapy world. \* Take deeps breaths. That’s right. Now, just picture yourself lightly tapping the “i” key… \* “eating matchheads” - Hey Bubba, when you chew these in the dark you can see sparks! “junkie virus” - It’s an addiction, not a disease! “The Highlander School” - Where anyone can learn to be an immortal. This is just too bloody addictive! ---
**Author:** ![LMacG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@LMacG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LMacG)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/29 "2000-11-29T18:27:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by absoul \* > \*\*WTF? > > “cheese eating surrender monkeys” > > That is truly desperate, trying to intimidate a monkey while it’s eating. > > \*\* Not a Simpson’s fan, eh? That phrase is Groundskeeper Willie’s description of the French as can be seen at the following link: [http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys&lastnode\_id=517332](http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys&lastnode_id=517332) ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/30 "2000-11-29T20:58:18Z")
Thanks for the addition **Neutron** , I’d seen other variations of this that watch over Google, Yahoo, and some others. I’d long since forgotten that they exist. I only had it up for a minute or so before these came along- cunnilingus torture- Tell me about it! About five minutes into it and my tongue is begging me to stop. +palm +grafiti +replace +keyboard- The all-in-one method of searching. Cram it all in there and hope for the best. heinous users- I don’t know, just made me laugh. a & f- Musta skipped those in school. comasutra- My sentiments exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/31 "2000-11-29T21:30:26Z")
A few from Metaspy: **[http://all4freegraphics.com/cbacks.html](http://all4freegraphics.com/cbacks.html)** —Why the hell are you using a search engine? **Type your search request here** —Apparently this guy can’t follow instructions… **how long before syptoms of chlamydia** —Worried? **erotic drawings juan** —No comment. \*_a\*_ --Huh? **free nudist children pictures!** —Enthusiastic. I like that. **anaylysis of woodchucks poem** —Someone’s not doing their own homework. **"don’t mind me going barefoot"** —I have no idea. **bosna hercegovina** —“It’s been in the news so much! Why doesn’t the search show anything?” **anal torture stories** —No comment. **gecho tosser** --“I wanna throw lizards too!” ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/32 "2000-11-29T21:40:56Z")
**free companyrporate meeting minutes forms** --companyrporate? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/33 "2000-11-29T21:43:25Z")
Oh, how I LOVE Metaspy! I have long known of it, and it rules. The strangest one I ever saw was something like gay toilet sex, or soemthing like that. (Classic Pooh is probably the illustrations from the books Pre-Disney!) (BTW, search engine could be just a look for, well, more search engines? And it’s not fair-you guys got all the good ones!) Pregnant again Nudist Naturalist Gallery free XXX anime free XXX movies 7688 babes porn semen contains (oooh good lord…) “i like a little bit of kitty cats in my life” (let’s hope it’s a parody of Mambo #5! :eek:) fistfuck (OOOOOWWWWWW!!! that’s GOTTA hurt!) dtv snow epecunism (what the hell?) Jamie Lee Curtis Nude half price [http://www.sprintpc.com](http://www.sprintpc.com) (capitalized W in the original) YOung Girls Gallery (capitalized o is mine in this case) photos of pregnant women (well, compared to some of these…that’s pretty tame) human toilets (EEEEWWW) free virgin fuck vids satyrical polotical parties car doors for sale very young girls semafo media using sex free naked men for women forced cum eating (Oh man…I think I’m gonna blow chunks) ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/34 "2000-11-29T22:56:19Z")
“Flatchested girl free pics” Equal Opportunity, there… “Snuff Films” you’ll get a bang out of this one… ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/35 "2000-11-29T23:28:02Z")
the hun tight bikinis for men “prostateectomy” vampire the masquerade disciplines autonomus mutant festival history of insane asylums illeagle drug side effects shovel nosed skate Pregnant Mother Photos “battered califlower receipe” pee contest I need to stop… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/36 "2000-11-30T00:07:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > A few from Metaspy: > > **[http://all4freegraphics.com/cbacks.html](http://all4freegraphics.com/cbacks.html)** —Why the hell are you using a search engine?\*\* A WAG: the one doing the search actually owns that site or link, and is wondering how many pages, and which, link to his. Plausible, no? Made that up right here and now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@The\_Raven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/37 "2000-11-30T00:13:11Z")
Agh! I’ll NEVER be able to rest now! Too much Mountain Dew and now this! Good googly moogly these people… what is a sonic- A sonic WHAT? The restaurant, the sound…oh never mind 411.com- I give up. I really do. something about catheters just passed by. I should quit while I can…too late. ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/38 "2000-11-30T02:28:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\* > > **erotic drawings juan** —No comment. > > \*\* I assure you, that’s one thing you won’t find on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanShocker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/eb9ed0/32.png) [@UrbanShocker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanShocker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/39 "2000-11-30T04:24:01Z")
That site kicks ass, and nearly every search would make a great band name. Observe: Dirty Bitches Sonica Pregnant Again Cuban Solutions Tight Bikinis For Men Cunnilingus Torture Theta Orion Scorched Genderqueer Ghostmail Black Ice Defender Junkie Virus I’m not kidding, you can do this all day. Anybody who needs a name for their band, just go there. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139/40 "2000-11-30T07:08:30Z")
What I want to know is, how many fellow dopers are now deliberately entering deranged search parameters in order to entertain us voyeurs? –sublight. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/disturbing-search-requests/43139.md?page=3)