# DITWD #2000 post! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919 "2000-08-27T07:29:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/1 "2000-08-27T07:29:56Z")
Yep, as promised, and WAY too freakin soon, is my 2000th post. Lordy, where DOES the time go? Well, my bud Gawd has got a big “partay” going on, & I don’t want to steal his party guests, so we will “party” over there (My lord, a FIFTY-FIVE GALLON DRUM OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP?!?). However, all my friends, “brothers”, co-conspirators & enemies are invited to drop by over in this 'quiet" corner. Have some of this excellent vintage port, some wenslydale cheese, and we will discuss things, and I will attempt to field your queries. Ladies are additionally invited for a few quiet snuggles, and of course the infamous backrubs. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/2 "2000-08-27T07:31:59Z")
Can I be naked at your party? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/3 "2000-08-27T07:33:10Z")
Daniel, I’m gonna have to crash your little party! [drags kegs, strippers, vanilla ice cream and a 10 pound can of cherries in] No port! Booze! No sensible conversation. Pure, unadulterated scandal! 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/4 "2000-08-27T07:33:57Z")
(in best smmmoooootthhh voice): Of course my dear, let me help you out of those… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/5 "2000-08-27T07:38:09Z")
At least **someone** here appreciates my nakedness!! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/6 "2000-08-27T07:39:42Z")
But, but, Sam, what are YOU doing here?!? I specifically hired Java to jump out of a cake, topless, and keep you busy. Back, back-- you crazed “partay” animal, or I’ll have Silver-fire take her clothes…ooops, too late. Yowza girl! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/7 "2000-08-27T07:39:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver\_Fire \* > \*\*At least **someone** here appreciates my nakedness!! \*\* Hey, you know I love ya… **GET A TAN!** 😃 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/8 "2000-08-27T07:40:29Z")
Hey, Danielinthewolvesden! Congrats on hitting 2000! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/9 "2000-08-27T07:48:22Z")
Congrats, Daniel. But…vintage port? > [@](#): > > [drags kegs, strippers, vanilla ice cream and a 10 pound can of cherries in] Thank GaWd! ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/10 "2000-08-27T07:52:59Z")
Well, I don’t know. I’m not too big a fan of wine. So I think I’ll just be le… What?!? Wenslydale cheese?!? Alright! Pass it down…oh yeah, and have some discuss things, of course. _silent\_rob starts rubbing his hands together in anticipation of the wendslydale_ Happy 2000 birthday Danielinthewolvesden…😕…Oh damn, I mean Congrats on the 2000 post. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/11 "2000-08-27T07:54:11Z")
Ok, Mr X, but I have it in writing that I tried to keep this classy and quiet. “Ok boys, back the tanker-truck of baby oil up over here, and prepare the nozzles”. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/12 "2000-08-27T07:55:15Z")
Silent bob!!! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/13 "2000-08-27T07:55:18Z")
Well, some guys actually prefer pale, milky skin. But, just for you… ::rubs tan in a can all over her body:: Better? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/14 "2000-08-27T10:42:17Z")
Silver-fire, you’re fine just as you are, but if want help rubbing that on… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/15 "2000-08-27T13:12:43Z")
Geesh, I think this is the fastest I’ve seen a poster reach 2000…congrats…and take a break… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/16 "2000-08-27T14:15:16Z")
WOW! 2000 _already_? My, how the time does fly! Anyway, many congrats to you, my friend. \ **Smooooooooch!** Now, where’s the cheese and libations? And, since no one else asked, I’d dearly **love** a massage… And then, we can spend some time while the others are busy with the libations doing some quiet snuggling. MMMmmmmmmmm…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/17 "2000-08-27T22:59:51Z")
ultress, I hope you like “fast” men. 😉 Purplebear: it would not be a party without you. I was hoping it would be real quiet & dark in this corner, and we could snuggle in peace, but you KNOW how these parties get. sigh. 😉 I really think some have got to 2K faster than me, but not by much. I was only #9 in ppd when they did those stats. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/18 "2000-08-27T23:49:06Z")
Daniel, honey- Since this party is for **your** 2000th post, I think you should be GETTING backrubs, not giving them. I come armed with a quart of vanilla-blueberry scented massage oil, a towel and a sarong. (Get your hands off the sarong, that is for ME to wear!) I even borrowed a portable massage table, so get comfy and I’ll start doing warm-up exercises with my hands! Happy 2000, dear one, and thanks for being one of the first friends I made on this board- now get on that table and RELAX, I say, RELAX! When we are done, I’ll feed you some grapes. Do you want them peeled, shaken or stirred? Scotti ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/19 "2000-08-28T02:51:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > > Purplebear: it would not be a party without you. I was hoping it would be real quiet & dark in this corner, and we could snuggle in peace, but you KNOW how these parties get. sigh. 😉 Why, thank you kind sir. I see some cushions in that corner as well, so as soon as you’re done getting a massage from Scotti, meet me in the corner. I’ll have some wine ready and waiting. 😉 And, we can talk about \ 😃 Btw, I have some info for you on that dragon. I didn’t forget, just got real busy. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/20 "2000-08-28T02:59:31Z")
Not to worry, purplebear, when I am done I’ll send him over to you in a really, really good mood, all relaxed and very receptive to whatever you are planning on whispering in his ear. I’ll even lend you my sarong, if you want! Scotti [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919.md?page=2)