# DITWD #2000 post! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 27, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919 "2000-08-27T07:29:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/21 "2000-08-28T03:05:04Z")
Happy P2K. šŸ™‚ Wow, this yerā€™s quite a party. Iā€™m gonna do what I always do; slip quietly into the corner, watch with great interest the goings on and hope like hell no one asks me to dance. Dude, your pad smells not so bad for a lions den. How do you let those lions out; on a leash/run or free? What do your neighbours say when you take them for walks? (hey, can I pet one?) ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/22 "2000-08-28T03:17:13Z")
Thanks, **Scotti**. Actually, I seem to be having a little trouble with my bikini straps, so I might just need to borrow your sarong. Most kind of you to offer. šŸ™‚ Ahh, **dewt** , those arenā€™t lions, theyā€™re bengals. As for petting oneā€¦well, thatā€™s up to them I think. šŸ˜› Now, would you care to dance while Iā€™m waiting for Daniel to get relaxed? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/23 "2000-08-28T03:26:29Z")
Congrats on the big 2k mate. I even brought you a present. One dinky-di, true blue Queensland winter costume. Not much to it huh? Yep a G-string to wow your harem with. Hey Scotti do I get one of those massages after Daniel? Iā€™ll go keep pb warm until youā€™re ready to swapā€¦ Hey pb ā€¦ oops sheā€™s dancing. _sigh_ _has a drink and practices juggling while he waits_ ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/24 "2000-08-28T03:42:40Z")
Well, I usually only do massage for people with excessive post counts, but seeing as how it is you, and I have a ā€œthingā€ for your accent and sunny dispositionā€¦sure, why not? Why donā€™t you be a honey and rescue purplebear? Somehow I donā€™t think dewt is entirely up to speed on the tango-ouch, that hurts to even **watch!** Iā€™ll come and get you when Iā€™m done feeding Daniel his grapes ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/25 "2000-08-28T03:43:29Z")
Hi, dpr, my buddy, my pal! Iā€™ve missed you! Iā€™m done with the dance now, so cā€™mere, you, and tell me all about what youā€™ve been up to lately. And, will you model this _ā€˜winter costumeā€™_ for me? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/26 "2000-08-28T06:10:25Z")
Audrey! good to see ya! hey I am getting ALL the babes here. šŸ˜ƒ dpr: OK, whereā€™s the rest of it? I happen to know there is a lot more to that costumeā€¦ie some spf45 sunblock & a hat (hat optional). dewt- always glad to see a new face- yes those are bengals, and yes they are as powerful as they look, but they ARE sweetharts, they LOVE tummyrubsā€¦ but DONā€™T try to pick them up! Look at the fangs, mon! scotty: (best ā€œbig bopperā€ voice)- you knooooww what I liiiike! šŸ˜‰ gawd: i did email you, but to the one listed in your profile, will try the other soon. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/27 "2000-08-28T06:13:14Z")
Iā€™ll just be here in the corner, waiting for Daniel to get done with his massageā€¦and try on his new _outfit_ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/28 "2000-08-28T08:11:11Z")
Congrats on number 2000, Daniel. One of these days, Iā€™ll get there. Now, Iā€™m just going to sit in this here corner, and watch whatā€™s going onā€¦and if any of these female beauties need a massage, I will gladly put my magical fingers to workā€¦in more ways than one. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/29 "2000-08-28T08:27:03Z")
pipefitter: ā€œhand me that wrenchā€¦ No, dammit, I mean WENCH!ā€ šŸ˜ƒ Oh,lordy pb, you sure donā€™t want to see me in one of those things. Iā€™m, umm, er, too ā€œbigā€, in too many waysā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/30 "2000-08-28T13:42:53Z")
Congratulations from me. I donā€™t have a present with me, but maybe a hug will do. (((((((kram))))))) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/31 "2000-08-28T13:49:10Z")
Okay, purp, after the longest massage in recorded history, I am prepared to hand Daniel over to your loving arms. Here is the sarong, and Dan. Anything else you need? No? Okay, now then dpr my friend- Hop up on my table, said the spider toā€¦no thatā€™s not how it goes-how 'bout ā€œup and at 'em?ā€ No, that wonā€™t work either-well, just get on my table, and Iā€™ll start limbering up my fingers again. ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/32 "2000-08-28T13:54:09Z")
šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/33 "2000-08-28T19:43:44Z")
anniz: good to see you, it would not be a party without our favorite swedish bombshell. Present? Sure, how about a new picture on your web page for all us guys to drool over? casdave; stop grinnin & start partying. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/34 "2000-08-28T20:35:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > pipefitter: ā€œhand me that wrenchā€¦ No, dammit, I mean WENCH!ā€ šŸ˜ƒ > > Oh,lordy pb, you sure donā€™t want to see me in one of those things. Iā€™m, umm, er, too ā€œbigā€, in too many waysā€¦ šŸ˜‰ Oh, my. :eek: Really? All the more reason, IMO! šŸ˜‰ And, pipe, dear. Put her down! šŸ˜› Thanks, Scotti, Iā€™ll take it from here. Cā€™mere, Danielā€¦ \ ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/35 "2000-08-28T20:39:06Z")
Hey Daniel, Congratulations! Looks like you all are pretty busy in here, so Iā€™ll just put my present over here and sneak outā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/36 "2000-08-28T21:13:35Z")
OK, Daniel, Iā€™ll have a beer and then demand that you answer once and for all what your screen name is supposed to mean. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/37 "2000-08-28T21:25:52Z")
Daniel, for your gift, I hereby bestow upon you the title of ā€œOfficial Male Slut of the SDMBā€ Wear it proudly, serve it well. ---
**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/38 "2000-08-28T21:53:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*anniz: good to see you, it would not be a party without our favorite swedish bombshell. Present? Sure, how about a new picture on your web page for all us guys to drool over? \*\* Just for you I will put a new one in tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/39 "2000-08-28T22:29:06Z")
Here is hoping that youā€™ll start reading the posts that you respond to. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919/40 "2000-08-29T07:51:25Z")
struuter: Oh, no, no leaving this soon. We need you to keep the ā€œotherā€ men distracted. You do that SO well. šŸ˜‰ Mr. C: Nope, bud, you won that fair & square, Iā€™ll continue to just be the ā€œrunner upā€. Itā€™s not too bad being the #2 male slut. (right, pb? šŸ˜‰ ) Arnold: sure. See, this was my 1st ā€œmulti-areaā€ message board, the rest had been single subjects (there is a bengal chat bd, and a SCA board, etc) And I am REAL opinionated. Not to mention how i saw how some treated those with even a modicom of religion. So, I figured I was letting myself into a ā€œden of wild animals & would soon be eaten aliveā€. So since my name really is Daniel, i though of the obvious one- but TOO obvious. So then I considered jackals, but then I figured, hey, be nice. So, since I love wolves, I went for ā€œDITWDā€, now infamous. Guys, now anniz going to post a new picture, and it is all because she likes me- nyaa. But you all get to look at it & drool, so you all owe me one, (and her 2). šŸ˜ƒ adam: Ok, I guess. ? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-2000-post/30919.md?page=3)