# DITWD goes 3000!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928 "2000-12-22T23:12:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/1 "2000-12-22T23:12:53Z")
Yes, proving that I have no life, I have made 3000 posts before a year is up. I am not sure if this a proper occassion for a party, or a wake- but hey, whatever. You are all my freinds (yes, even YOU)- so come on down! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/2 "2000-12-22T23:20:43Z")
Daniel, my love! Happy 3000, and may you make 3000 more quite happily! Okay, since YOU are the guest of honor, let me be the first to give you a backrub. Vanilla massage oil is plentiful. Hot tub is off the truck and ensconsed in your back yard. Want your backrub now, or should we sit in the hot tub for awhile first? **Smooches and Hugs** Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/3 "2000-12-22T23:21:21Z")
So, whaddaya wanna do? ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/4 "2000-12-23T01:34:32Z")
Good for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/5 "2000-12-23T01:35:24Z")
I’ll bring the Trader Joe’s Ginger Snaps! Let’s party! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/6 "2000-12-23T01:39:45Z")
Man, I’ve only been here 3 months and hit 1K yesterday… so let’s talk no life, m’kay? 😉 Happy 3K! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/7 "2000-12-23T05:58:23Z")
Daniel, my sweetie! Happy Happy posting! {{{{{{Daniel}}}}}} I’ve missed you. Did you get my last email? Still waiting for a reply. _hint_ _hint_ I brought some 151, cokes, and some massage oil in case Scotti runs out. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/8 "2000-12-23T06:12:23Z")
I’m catching up to you! 😃 Happy 3000, **Danielinthewolvesden**! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/9 "2000-12-23T06:17:54Z")
Happy posting, DITWD! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/10 "2000-12-23T06:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*Yes, proving that I have no life, I have made 3000 posts before a year is up. \*\* You know, this does not add up. Because no one has less of a life than _ **I** _ do, and I have only managed 1600+ posts in a little over a year. I don’t get it, Daniel. You can’t possibly be more pathetic than me, so how come you have so many posts? (Maybe you just type faster?) ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/11 "2000-12-23T07:47:19Z")
Like, groovy, Dude. Where’s the beer? **yosemitebabe** said: > [@](#): > > (Maybe you just type faster?) It’s kinda like what Ron Luciano said about a baseball player once, which I will paraphase as: “he’s not quick, but his arms and legs move very fast.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/12 "2000-12-23T23:23:51Z")
well dude… Cool. Congratulations, and all that. I’ve always enjoyed your pressence on the board. May you have many many more posts. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/13 "2000-12-23T23:55:55Z")
I brought the [poodle!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48200) I also brought Alaskan Smoked Porter beer. Care for one, MysterEcks? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/14 "2000-12-24T02:25:12Z")
Scotti- ahh, scotti, and hot oil- how could my life get any better. Hmm, there is PB with MORE hot oil. I don’t suppose, as this IS my party, and is IS almost my Birthday (Jan 2) that you could BOth…, I mean is IS most mens fantasies, and I have only had it fulfilled a few times… well, …umm… 😉 (PB- sorry, I have rcvd no recent email from you- you know i always reply!) Yosemite- Again- some some thing in common- I LOVE TJ’s. Nope- i type slow (arthritus in the fingers, you know)- but I read VERY VERY fast. Audrey- anything as cute as you can be coming up from behind me any time. 😉 Rasa- but lets see how long you can KEEP it up… Silverfire- umm, why all the clothes? 😉 Snoops- Glad to see ya again, you do understand why I’ll be mostly ignoring you? 😃 Gunslinger- nice of you to drop by. You can wear 'em, but no shooting in the house, OK? Mr-ecks- What would you like? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/15 "2000-12-24T02:30:45Z")
And Oldscratch- good to see YOu again, and sober this time- quick, we can remedy that situation. As a professional, I recommend large amounts of alchohol, taken oraly. Dr Pinky- you CAN write 'scripts, right? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/16 "2000-12-24T02:32:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > **Silverfire- umm, why all the clothes? 😉** Have you watched the Weather Channel recently? It is damn cold out there! ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/17 "2000-12-24T02:49:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*I recommend large amounts of alchohol, taken oraly. \*\* Right! I’m on it. Thanks for the professional advice. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/18 "2000-12-24T10:46:48Z")
And pro bono, for you, dude. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/19 "2000-12-24T18:32:48Z")
Happy 3000. I’ll have a drink please. And it’s nice and warm down here in Florida, so there is nothing stopping me from taking my clothes off. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928/20 "2000-12-24T18:58:08Z")
Happy 3K **Dan**. Come to the Superbowl party and I’ll give you an official pat on the back. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ditwd-goes-3000/46928.md?page=2)