# Divorcing gasoline

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 1, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543 "2014-08-01T01:39:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 2

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### Author: ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)
#### Post date: [August 1, 2014, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543/21 "2014-08-01T20:09:42Z")

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So who pays alimony to who in such a divorce?

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### Author: ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543/22 "2014-08-02T02:33:53Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> How long have these divorce proceedings been dragging on?

I’m not sure such a question makes sense with the OP named **Timetrvlr**.

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### Author: ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543/23 "2014-08-02T04:05:34Z")

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I divorced Gas but I’ve been banging here sister Diesel.

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### Author: ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543/24 "2014-08-02T04:47:22Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> I divorced Gas but I’ve been banging here sister Diesel.

Ooh. You like em manly. 🆒

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### Author: ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/divorcing-gasoline/694543/25 "2014-08-02T14:18:20Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> So who pays alimony to who in such a divorce?

You’ll never get a dime in the settlement.

Just ask BP…

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