# Do any celebrities physically repulse you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 19, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673 "2004-12-19T19:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Insomniactress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/91b2a8/32.png) [@Insomniactress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Insomniactress)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/181 "2005-01-02T16:13:43Z")
After much pondering and back-and-forthing, I must confess…Donald Trump holds something of a sexual attraction to me. I don’t know why. I can’t explain it. It disturbs me, almost to the point of wanting to change my name and IP on the vaguest offchance Till Lindemann or Nick Cave read this and are forever frightened away from me and change their minds about their previous decision to come forth and molest me, which would be a terrible shame. I’ve also got a thing for Quentin Tarantino, and this might explain why I’m currently single. Having said that, there are a few folk who are firmly on my “People I never, ever want to see naked ever, ever again thankyou” list. Harvey Keitel. “Bad Lieutenant”, anyone? Billy Bob Thornton. Just…no. Jack Nicholson James Gandolfini Bruce Willis Cher Madonna There are a few others who elicit a strange nausea and panic when I consider them naked. Susan Sarandon James Gandolfini Britney Spears And with that, I think I’ve just lost 5lbs on the newly created “Celebrity Pukathon” diet. Good day :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Insomniactress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/91b2a8/32.png) [@Insomniactress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Insomniactress)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/182 "2005-01-02T16:18:09Z")
Now I think about it, I find Carrot Top attractive, too. A threeway with Carrot Top, The Donald and myself would be a fun way of spending a Sunday afternoon, actually. And no, I’m not kidding. I just hope my therapist doesn’t read this… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/183 "2005-01-02T16:24:56Z")
> [@Insomniactress](#): > > Now I think about it, I find Carrot Top attractive, too. A threeway with Carrot Top, The Donald and myself would be a fun way of spending a Sunday afternoon, actually. > > And no, I’m not kidding. I just hope my therapist doesn’t read this… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/184 "2005-01-02T22:28:01Z")
[Anne Heche](http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/News/09/04/anne.heche/)! She totally creeps me out. She is an affront to lesbians everywhere. Hideous and a nutcase to boot. Am I the only one who did a happy dance when her character in Psycho was sliced to ribbons? Hee hee hee! Makes me wanna dance a jig right now. 😃 Max. ---
**Author:** ![judyndisgize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@judyndisgize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/judyndisgize)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/185 "2005-01-03T00:57:15Z")
I was thinking of a few names, but someone mentioned that hog Rosie O and I almost barfed when I remembered how much I loathed her. She is one person who has always made me ill beyond words. Then there is Britney Spears, Tammy Faye Baker ( Wait is she an actress? or does she just dress like one?) Ben Stiller makes me gag just looking at him! Cameron Diaz is hideous without makeup and I’ve seen Lassie do scripts better. I’m sure there are many others who make me plenty ill, but those are the ones I could think of off hand LOL ! Judy :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Melancholy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Melancholy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melancholy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/186 "2005-01-03T01:19:28Z")
Chris Farley Joan Rivers Wacko Jacko Steven Seagull can’t STAND this guy Loni Anderson gives me nightmares Melanie Griffith is just plain scary Meg Ryan isn’t much better with her puffy lips I’ll vote for the Olsen Twins too Tom Cruise is just plain icky ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/187 "2005-01-03T04:14:53Z")
> [@Vetch](#): > > Jocelyn Wildenstein. Her of the plastic surgery. Scroll halfway down the page-if you dare. > > [http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/diatribes012/diatribes231-251/diatribes240.htm](http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/diatribes012/diatribes231-251/diatribes240.htm) I have no idea if this is real or not, but you might enjoy [this article](http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Healthfitness/jocelynewildenstein.htm) in which Wildenstein offers tips to women interested in plastic surgery. Here’s a gem: > [@](#): > > **Any post-surgery tips?** > Well of course you must make sacrifices- I for one lost my peripheral vision after my last cheek implant but I weighed it over carefully and realized I only used it for driving so it was a decision I could live with. :eek: :smack: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/188 "2005-01-03T05:01:35Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Since I’ve been watching the old “What’s My Line?” lately, I find that I am disturbed, more than repulsed, by Dorothy Kilgallen. She barely has a lower jaw! > > Somehow, though, the more I learn about her, the more interesting she becomes. As one of the 144,000 “mysterious deaths” associated with the case, she’s long been second only to Marilyn as poster-girl for [JFK conspiracists](http://www.jfkresearch.com/morningstar/killgallen.htm). ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/189 "2005-01-03T05:02:12Z")
> [@Cinnamon Girl](#): > > I have no idea if this is real or not, but you might enjoy [this article](http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Healthfitness/jocelynewildenstein.htm) in which Wildenstein offers tips to women interested in plastic surgery. Here’s a gem: > > :eek: :smack: :rolleyes: I read that, and it depressed me so much, but then I noticed this disclaimer: > [@](#): > > Please Note:This site is a parody of women’s magazines so don’t come crying to us if someone took out your liver by accident or you starved to death on one of our diets. It’s a fake. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/190 "2005-01-03T05:32:41Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > I read that, and it depressed me so much, but then I noticed this disclaimer: > > :snip: > > It’s a fake. Thanks. I must have missed it. Stranger things have been said by stranger folk, though. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/191 "2005-01-03T05:35:39Z")
What? No mention of [Ric O’Casek of the The Cars](http://www.usats.com/dale/thecars/graphics/ocasek.jpg) or [Lyle Lovett](http://tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg)? These two are beloved of straight men everywhere, because if THEY can score with hot chicks – and they could – anyone could. Anyone rich and famous, anyway. Actually, very few of the people already listed offend me (neither do O’Casek and Lovett, they’re just famous for being ugly by most people’s standards). But Michael Jackson has the whole damn package – bizarre looks, total pretentiousness, and worst of all, the whole pedophilia thing. Yech. Feh. Ich. On the distaff side, I like large-breasted women a lot. Got no problem with Pamela Anderson at her most pumped-up. But you get past a certain size and the women just look deformed to me. Seriously deformed. Ooges me right out. Perhaps the worst of the lot is Lisa Lipps. Lipps used to do hardcore, now she does whatever kinda core she can get. Her gigantic implants have grown saggy and baggy. Worst of all, she had a LOT of collagen injected in her lips, and the collagen has lost whatever shape it once had, and her lips are large, lumpy and flappy. Angelyne also bothered me because her looks were so phony that I could never believe she was a real woman – a transvestite, or a woman mocking a transvestite mocking of a real woman. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2005, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/192 "2005-01-03T05:43:18Z")
What? No mention of [Ric O’Casek of the The Cars](http://www.usats.com/dale/thecars/graphics/ocasek.jpg) or [Lyle Lovett](http://tlc.discovery.com/convergence/humanface/photos/gallery/photo9_lg.jpg)? These two are beloved of straight men everywhere, because if THEY can score with hot chicks – and they could – anyone could. Anyone rich and famous, anyway. Actually, very few of the people already listed offend me (neither do O’Casek and Lovett, they’re just famous for being ugly by most people’s standards). But Michael Jackson has the whole damn package – bizarre looks, total pretentiousness, and worst of all, the whole pedophilia thing. Yech. Feh. Ich. On the distaff side, I like large-breasted women a lot. Got no problem with Pamela Anderson at her most pumped-up. But you get past a certain size and the women just look deformed to me. Seriously deformed. Ooges me right out. Perhaps the worst of the lot is Lisa Lipps. Lipps used to do hardcore, now she does whatever kinda core she can get. Her gigantic implants have grown saggy and baggy. Worst of all, she had a LOT of collagen injected in her lips, and the collagen has lost whatever shape it once had, and her lips are large, lumpy and flappy. Angelyne also bothered me because her looks were so phony that I could never believe she was a real woman – a transvestite, or a woman mocking a transvestite mocking of a real woman. ---
**Author:** ![Elret](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Elret](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elret)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/193 "2005-01-07T14:31:00Z")
Ethan Hawke. I gag a little and actually have to cover my eyes anytime he’s in a scene where someone has to kiss him. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/194 "2005-01-07T15:47:38Z")
I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Ricki Lake. I don’t care how much she diets and changes her hair, she’s yukky. And Jeremy Irons really creeps me out. I get kind of the same vibe off of him as I get from John Malkovich, that there’s something really wrong here. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/195 "2005-01-07T16:06:29Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > No, no, I agree with you on that one. I’ve never understood why people think he has any kind of appeal. I’ve always though of him as a meaty, saggy, naked butt that had a chin and floppy lips pasted on. Oh, Og. I never used to hate John Travolta until I had a dream one time when I was in highschool. I dreamed I came home and went in my room, and the door slammed shut and locked behind me. Then I heard a weird moan and looked to see a sphinx with the head of John Travolta sitting on my bed. His eyes were all glowing and he started saying “I waaaaaant youuuuu…” I was screaming and trying to open the door. It was a totally creepy dream. And now I can’t stand to look at him. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/196 "2005-01-07T20:11:15Z")
> [@kelly5078](#): > > And Jeremy Irons really creeps me out. I get kind of the same vibe off of him as I get from John Malkovich, that there’s something really wrong here. You probably shouldn’t watch the version of _Lolita_ starring him then. ---
**Author:** ![Zelski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c67d28/32.png) [@Zelski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zelski)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/197 "2005-01-08T00:04:33Z")
I can’t believe that no one said Anne Ramsey, whose late career seemed based on the fact that she was ugly. [Picture](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorsR/14276.GIF&imgrefurl=http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorsR/P00014276.HTML&h=225&w=176&sz=26&tbnid=UPorQDwMvVsJ:&tbnh=100&tbnw=79&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3DAnne%2BRamsey%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/198 "2005-01-08T00:14:57Z")
Dennis Farina’s face bugs me, but I can’t explain why. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/199 "2005-01-08T03:14:37Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > On the distaff side, I like large-breasted women a lot. Got no problem with Pamela Anderson at her most pumped-up. But you get past a certain size and the women just look deformed to me. Seriously deformed. Ooges me right out. Perhaps the worst of the lot is Lisa Lipps. Lipps used to do hardcore, now she does whatever kinda core she can get. Her gigantic implants have grown saggy and baggy. Worst of all, she had a LOT of collagen injected in her lips, and the collagen has lost whatever shape it once had, and her lips are large, lumpy and flappy. Wow, I actually like Lisa Lipps. And Minka. And Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Donita Dunes, Fantasia, Summer Cummings, Lovette, Brittany Andrews, Kayla Kleavage, Crystal Gunns, Kerry Marie… But I know all of them through still photos only; I haven’t been lucky enough to see them “performing” on film yet. ---
**Author:** ![caballo\_loco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@caballo\_loco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caballo_loco)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/200 "2005-01-08T06:17:40Z")
People with deformed, mutilated, or overly wrinkled eyelids or undereye regions really repulse me for some reason. Marliyn Manson and Michael Jackson are extreme cases of purposeful eye mutilation. But Alice Cooper, Mick Jagger, Burt Reynolds, and Al Pacino (whose undereye skin seems to have been wadded up and then retrieved from a wastebasket) are rather awful too. I was glad to see someone mentioned Seinfeld’s Jerry Seinfeld, George Alexander, and Michael Richards. While they doesn’t repulse me, I found it hard to believe that these characters on the show could have so many attractive girlfriends. The real Jerry Seinfeld who is a multimillionaire maybe…but some marginally famous comedian and a couple of usually unemployed middle aged men? Elaine was quite cute, until she glammed up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=11)