# Do any celebrities physically repulse you?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 19, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673 "2004-12-19T19:51:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/41 "2004-12-20T01:44:44Z")

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That’s because you spelled it wrong: [David Gest](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/david_gest.jpg)

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/42 "2004-12-20T01:54:50Z")

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For me it’d be:

Donald Trump - I could never watch his show, I loathe everything about him  
Carrot Top - who now looks freakishly weird to me  
Mickey Rourke - echoing others, what happened to him from the time he was in _Diner_?

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/43 "2004-12-20T02:14:21Z")

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The guy who played **Cannon** on TV. I couldn’t stand his growly voice, his little beady dark eyes, or the rest of him either.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/44 "2004-12-20T02:23:07Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> That’s because you spelled it wrong: [David Gest](http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/david_gest.jpg)

Ah, yes. I was wondering why I couldn’t find any scarier pictures of him than the one I posted earlier.

The pic you have there does his face much more justice.  
😃

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/45 "2004-12-20T02:38:48Z")

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> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#):
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> Ah, yes. I was wondering why I couldn’t find any scarier pictures of him than the one I posted earlier.
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> The pic you have there does his face much more justice.  
> 😃

He looks like a burn victim. Is he?

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/46 "2004-12-20T02:44:28Z")

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Kris Kristofferson. And Barbra Streisand.

Do you remember the crappy movie they made, _A Star Is Born_? I have a poster for that movie. The one where they’re partially nekkid and kissing. Just thinking about that image is enough to make me vomit.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/47 "2004-12-20T02:45:28Z")

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> [@BMax](#):
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> He looks like a burn victim. Is he?

I think it’s more a case of a bit too much plastic surgery making him a little too “taught”.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/48 "2004-12-20T03:01:24Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> Gary Sinise creeps me the hell out.
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> He gots buggy eyes, I think is why.

I don’t know if it’s the eyes, but something about him reminds me of when we use to visit a relative in the State Mental Hospital, and me and my sister would wait in the car. Some of the inmates would be roaming around outside and peek in at us.

Thanks for the memories.

Oh! And that reminds me, Bob Hope used to scare the hell out of me. He doesn’t even look human.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/49 "2004-12-20T03:32:10Z")

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Ann Coulter. She looks like a transsexual who ran out of money halfway through surgery.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/50 "2004-12-20T03:39:57Z")

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Pamela Anderson gives me the creeps. She reminds me of a Barbie doll come to life… like on The Twilight Zone or something.

Someone already mentioned Donald Trump. Between his bad hair and his unusually small mouth… I’m getting all oogley just typing that.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/51 "2004-12-20T04:00:31Z")

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> [@Ca3799](#):
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> Pamela Anderson gives me the creeps. She reminds me of a Barbie doll come to life… like on The Twilight Zone or something.
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> Someone already mentioned Donald Trump. Between his bad hair and his unusually small mouth… I’m getting all oogley just typing that.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s creeped out by Pam. She & Ana Nicole Smith (both of whom I tought were gorgeous when they were first ‘discovered’) have the expanding-contracting, growing-shrinking fake boobs. Plus she’s been romantically involved with some really creepy rock stars.

[hijack] What was that movie with Sean Connery & Catherine Zeta Jones? I thought at first that she was supposed to be his daughter. When I heard that their characters had a romantic involvement :puking smiley: I was grossed out.

I think Jocelyn Wildenstein is a celebrity _because_ she’s had worse plastic surgery than Michael Jackson. Jacko creeps me out too, BTW.

How about the frigid bitch on ‘The Weakest Link’?

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/52 "2004-12-20T04:01:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Kris Kristofferson. And Barbra Streisand.
> 
> Do you remember the crappy movie they made, A Star Is Born? I have a poster for that movie. The one where they’re partially nekkid and kissing. Just thinking about that image is enough to make me vomit.

😃

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/53 "2004-12-20T04:01:55Z")

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Bobcat Goldthwaite  
Don Imus  
Julia Roberts  
Brittany Murphy  
Dakota Fanning (I know she’s a little girl but I find her precocity to be overly cloying and squicky).

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/54 "2004-12-20T04:05:05Z")

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Ditto and triddo and whatever on Billy Bob Thornton. He makes me skin crawl. Actually I think that’s why I liked **Bad Santa** - usually I don’t like that kind of movie because I’ m so embarassed for the people in it, but in that one I was just “Hell, what the fuck” and quite enjoyed it.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/55 "2004-12-20T04:28:46Z")

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Sort of a celebrity:

Enzyte Bob’s wife.

I would need an Enzyte tablet the size of a Winnebago to wanna mess with that!

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/56 "2004-12-20T04:32:22Z")

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[Loni Anderson_now_](http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/TV/9810/21/donnie.marie/link.lonnie.anderson.jpg) looks like I imagine Jayne Mansfield (whom she once played 20-odd years ago) would look _now_ if she’d been preserved by deranged Egyptians who’d never seen a human. Loni, baby, I know you’re 93 in a business where youth is everything but face it: nothing says “this broad is older than molecules” than way too obvious and way too much alteration (and save some collagen for the next generation).

Speaking of botched facelifts, Farrah Fawcett is all uckwardly fupped last time I saw her. Add to this the fact that she is so obviously barking mad and self obsessed (not to mention has worse taste in men than the Boleyne sisters and gave birth to the most recent O’Neal All Star Rehab Team Member) and she repels me.

Jackie Gleason used to repulse me- don’t know why. It’s not that he’s fat (John Goodman and Orson Welles are two of my favorite actors and I always thought Raymond Burr was flat-out-sexy [in a “don’t particularly wanna see him nekkid but has nice eyes and great presence” sort of way]), but there was a scene from the godawful movie _Sting 2_ in which his character was putting the moves on Teri Garr that just literally made me want to hurl. I actually use the analogy “X is ‘sex-with-Jackie-Gleason gross’” in casual conversation.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/57 "2004-12-20T04:35:21Z")

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One more comment on why Jackie Gleason repulses me: in addition to being a thoroughly obnoxious joke thieving megalomaniac, he always looked like he’d smell like butt.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/58 "2004-12-20T04:42:56Z")

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> [@stegon66](#):
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> I know I’m alone on this one, but I really can’t stand…Sean Astin. That’s right, the little Hobbit dude. I never have liked him as he comes across as very smug and self-aggrandizing.

You’re not alone. I decided I hate him after listening to the LOTR EE commentaries. He only talked about two topics:

1. The pathos evoked in this scene, and the pathos that the audience feels for this character, and pathos this, pathos that. I was thinking, “Get a new [M-W.com](http://M-W.com) word of the day!”
2. How he was sooooooooooo fat for the movie. Guh? He didn’t look any different to me. And what’s so bad about being a couple lbs overweight?

To go with **Eats\_Crayons** ’ Benjamin McKenzie disgust, I’m going to add Mischa Barton, the chick from _The OC_. Her mouth creeps me out.

And I think it was **Cisco** who posted about Kirsten Dunst. Her face always has a look of disgust and indignation.

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/59 "2004-12-20T04:50:09Z")

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> [@BMax](#):
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> [hijack] What was that movie with Sean Connery & Catherine Zeta Jones? I thought at first that she was supposed to be his daughter. When I heard that their characters had a romantic involvement :puking smiley: I was grossed out.

Probably [Entrapment](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/)?

Ever since I saw **The Burbs** , [Courtney Gains](http://www.courtneygains.com/) seriously creeps me out, as well as “The Doctor,” [Henry Gibson](http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800039198&cf=pg&photoid=490322&intl=us).

And [John Franklin](http://www.rclabaugh.com/corn6.html) (2nd picture down) from **Children of the Corn** … yikes!

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**Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/60 "2004-12-20T04:55:32Z")

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I know this isn’t GD, but Michael Moore repulses me. The combination of his slovenly appearance and his phoney, flawed self-righteousness makes me want to instantly and repeatedly spit in his face…

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