# Do any celebrities physically repulse you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 19, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673 "2004-12-19T19:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/81 "2004-12-20T13:57:02Z")
Tracey Emin. Tracey,meet soap & water.Soap & water,meet Tracey John Prescott. Pies are not oxygen.They are not vital for life… ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/82 "2004-12-20T14:08:46Z")
Jim Carey. It’s worse if he does the manic face pulling thing, but even if he does not I just want to go: “No, no, turn it off!” That includes Spotless Mind and everything he was in. Ever. Yuck! (Mentions of Billy Bob Thornton, however, just take me off into the realms of pleasant fantasy. ) ---
**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/83 "2004-12-20T14:14:44Z")
Sarah Jessica Parker CREEPS ME OUT in a SERIOUS AND PROFOUND WAY. I know that lots and lots of people find her droolworthy, but she just looks crazily angular and toothy to me. [Agh!](http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38110000/jpg/_38110963_parker150.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/84 "2004-12-20T14:16:04Z")
**Lara Flynn Boyle**. She reminds me of a praying mantis. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/85 "2004-12-20T14:18:23Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > The entire cast of **Arrested Development.** Surely not Jason Bateman?! Yeah, Will Arnett, Tony Hale and Jeffrey Tambor are skeevy-looking, but Jason, Jessica Walter and Portia De Generes are pretty damn hot. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/86 "2004-12-20T14:19:42Z")
> [@Barrytown](#): > > Sarah Jessica Parker CREEPS ME OUT in a SERIOUS AND PROFOUND WAY. I know that lots and lots of people find her droolworthy, but she just looks crazily angular and toothy to me. Angular hits the nail on the head. Body to die for, but the face is a letdown, especially when she wears her hair straight. **Gum** , I’ll give you Michael Moore, but I could get serious jollies from Angelina’s lips. ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/87 "2004-12-20T14:19:46Z")
> [@Barrytown](#): > > Sarah Jessica Parker CREEPS ME OUT in a SERIOUS AND PROFOUND WAY. I know that lots and lots of people find her droolworthy, but she just looks crazily angular and toothy to me. I totally agree; Cynthia Nixon and Kim Catrall also are _not_ attractive (Kristin Davis, on the other hand, is lovely). I must say, the one celebrity who truly _repulses_ me is: Will Ferrell! I see him and I must look away. He is not funny, either. Ugh. Yuck. Daphne ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/88 "2004-12-20T14:24:08Z")
Grossanne Barr Pitcher Randy Johnson Teresa Heinz Kerry Howard Stern David Letterman Lisa Kudrow ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/89 "2004-12-20T14:27:03Z")
I love the show, and I think she’s a great actress that gives good performances, but Portia del Rossi is starting to squick me out - she needs to put on a few pounds. She’s quite lovely, but the 12/19 _Arrested Development_ showed that she’s on her way to becoming a skeleton again. Please, Portia, get some help. You’d be _georgeous_ if you weren’t all bony. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/90 "2004-12-20T14:28:22Z")
> [@Barrytown](#): > > Sarah Jessica Parker CREEPS ME OUT in a SERIOUS AND PROFOUND WAY. I know that lots and lots of people find her droolworthy, but she just looks crazily angular and toothy to me. > > [Agh!](http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38110000/jpg/_38110963_parker150.jpg) I’m pretty sure she was cloned from a cell biopsied from Robert Plant’s left buttock. But I’ve got the queen of repulsion here for ya: Kathy. Lee. Fucking. [Gifford](http://www.celebritybattles.com/celeb/Kathy+Lee+Gifford). I’d like to throw her and Kelly Ripa into a jello pit laced with razor blades and watch them wrestle to the death. Kelly wins, as long as she vows never, ever to speak again. ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/91 "2004-12-20T14:42:45Z")
Nicholas Cage. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/92 "2004-12-20T15:27:57Z")
I have posted this before, but then again my distaste knowns no bounds. John freaking Mayer. He just looks like a prick. If he went to my high school, he would steal my girlfriend, get her addicted to crack, get her pregnant, and then kill my puppy before leaving town. I hate his simpering songs, and I hate him. This is funny because in reality his songs are calculatedly inoffensive and he is probably a perfectly nice guy. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/93 "2004-12-20T15:35:20Z")
Christinna Ricci Steve Buschemi The old man that played in Prizzi’s Honor and The Name of the Rose (sounded like he had smoked a pack of unfiltered Camels every hour for 100 years - plus his teeth, like Buschemis, look as if they haven’t been brushed in years) ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/94 "2004-12-20T15:47:30Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > Someone once said to me: “You look like, what’s his name, the blonde dude from the OC.” 😛 Rubbish! You don’t have the proboscis-monkey nose. You don’t have the miniscule ferret lips pursed in that uptight constipated expression (he always looks like he’s clenching and trying not to mess his drawers). And you have an actual jaw line and not a bobble-head. Maybe they meant the blond guy from [_One Tree Hill_](http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/1210/Events/1210/ChadMurray_Granitz_203296.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Murray,%20Chad%20Michael) or something. That’s practically the same show, but the cast doesn’t all look like they’re made of wax. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/95 "2004-12-20T15:55:27Z")
> [@Snickers](#): > > Please, Portia, get some help. You’d be _georgeous_ if you weren’t all bony. Oh, that reminds me, I always thought Calista Flockhart kinda looked like Gollum, or a gecko, when she got super-scrawny. When she had the fuller, Betty Boop face she was pretty, but boney-faced she was lizard-like. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/96 "2004-12-20T19:09:40Z")
Michael Jackson, hands down. Despite him being a freakish child molesting form of undead. Steven Tyler. I don’t see why so many chicks think he’s hot. Dude looks like a lady. The holographic doctor from ST Voyager. Step away from the playground, mister. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/97 "2004-12-20T19:17:20Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > And you’re a dude?! Yes. And a Super one, at that. Uma looks like she was carved out of wood - badly. And Angelina’s bar-room slut hot. In other words, I’d have to be drunker than I’ve ever been to hit on someone who looks like her. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/98 "2004-12-20T19:36:15Z")
I’m sorry, but yeah f’n right that you wouln’t drool all over your damn self if Angelina was sitting in a barroom near you. Ok, mine is Robin Williams. He seems like he probably has terrible BO at all times. Maybe it’s all the hair. And CarrotTop is literally repulsive. He frightens me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/99 "2004-12-20T19:44:48Z")
Total agreement on both \*\*Sarah Jessica Parker \*\* and **Julia Roberts** , both of whom had restraining orders against Eddie Arcaro resulting from attempts at public mounting. Then there’s that odd-looking actress with the huge forehead…not **Christina Ricci** , who is bizarre-looking in her own right, but another equally alien-type. Lastly, there’s **Fay Dunaway** , who went from reasonably attractive to Screaming Skull in only fourteen facelifts. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/100 "2004-12-20T19:45:18Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > Michael Jackson, hands down. —The most oft-heard phrase in neverland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=6)