# Do any celebrities physically repulse you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 19, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673 "2004-12-19T19:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/121 "2004-12-21T01:51:00Z")
I assume nobody’s mentioned Mickey Rooney yet on the Principle of It Goes Without Saying. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/122 "2004-12-21T02:19:35Z")
Oops, left out the one that repulses me the most: Rosie-frickin’-O’Donnell! Huge head and looks like a bulldog, has an obnoxious mouth and an excruciatingly annoying manner. I’d rather spend a month in the sack with with any of the others I mentioned than one hour with her. \ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/123 "2004-12-21T02:32:49Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Sandra Bernhardt I had no use for her until I met a mind-blowingly sexy young thing in college with _that exact same voice_…and it worked wonders with her bouncy blonde bob, crinkly little mischievous eyes with blue contacts, and general round-heeled, lubricious, rode-hard-'n-put-away-wet sexiness…\ ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/124 "2004-12-21T02:41:07Z")
> [@yBeayf](#): > > But what’s even more hideous than the Olsen twins is a [badly-drawn picture](http://www.kinderimfilm.de/mary%20kate%20&%20ashley%20olsen%20(twins).jpg) of the Olsen twins. That drawing’s going to be giving me nightmares for weeks. :eek: Oh, dear, sweet Og! Please take that image from my mind! And… and… the webiste is called “Kinder im Film” = “Children in film” and now all I can think is of some creepy guy searching the web for child actors… _shudder, twitch, twitch_ Oh, there’s something not right there. I’m sure if I drill a hole through my skull I can wipe out the part that holds that image in its recent memory… ---
**Author:** ![Kkrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kkrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kkrose)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/125 "2004-12-21T03:27:32Z")
Russell Crow. Beautiful Mind was a great movie, and he was good in it. But his appearance is so repulsive to me that I will probably never watch it again. Same goes for Gladiator. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/126 "2004-12-21T04:20:18Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Teresa Heinz Kerry She may be a nice lady, but she looks and dresses just like Dr. Evil. All these posts and am I the first to name Joan Rivers? Jesus wept. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/127 "2004-12-21T04:56:35Z")
> [@Kkrose](#): > > Russell Crow. He goes in the inexplicably bumpy motherfucker club with Ewan MacGregor and Good Will Hunting. There’s something sebacious going on there. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/128 "2004-12-21T04:58:25Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > All these posts and am I the first to name Joan Rivers? Jesus wept. Not to mention the horror that sprang from her loins, Melissa. ---
**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/129 "2004-12-21T05:51:39Z")
Huh, no one has mentioned Adam Sandler, that head, that grin, yeeesh. Also Jerry Lewis, just too hard for me to take that bloated look from his medication. Totally agree with those who have mentioned Sarah Jessica Parker. And her munchkin husband Matthew Broderick. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/130 "2004-12-21T05:52:58Z")
> [@yBeayf](#): > > [Helena Bonham Carter] (i)s beautiful, dammit! There’s no way she should be on this list, even if she did play a chimpanzee that one time. > [@Chefguy](#): > > I think you got it backwards. Hey! Take that back! There’ll be none of that here! Helena Bonham Carter in real life does NOT look like a chimp! She looks like an owl. (Albeit, an attractive owl.) ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/131 "2004-12-21T07:45:09Z")
> [@Gadfly](#): > > Steven Tyler. The man has the mouth of a trout with a frigidaire wedged in it. Bizarre eye-sockets and incredibly wide, bug-eyes. Thriller-era Michael Jackson nose with concave sides. Too-prominent cheekbones. Did I mention the mouth? The mouth, like a gash cut in a pumpkin by a whirring scythe? The mouth, like a human mouth after being cut upon, having a trapezoidal armature three sizes too large inserted, and being sewn up? The mouth, like an autoharp draped in flesh? > > The fact that this wobbegong of a man contributed sperm to the production of Liv Tyler proves that there is some underlying karmic balance in the universe. You ever hurt yourself by trying to hold in laughter that just won’t stop? The pressure on your chest steadily mounts, swelling your ribs more and more, till you fear an alien may come bursting out and start singing, and yet you remain powerless to stop. Damn you. ---
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/132 "2004-12-21T11:47:21Z")
Seth Green. John Malkovich said it best in Knockaround Guys: [horrible Brooklyn accent] Marbles, that voice is cutting right through me. You are unlikeable. [/horrible, AWFUL Brooklyn accent] ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/133 "2004-12-21T12:11:19Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > All the Baldwin brothers, but especially Stephen. It must be a genetic thing. They look like they were put together wrong. > > I’ve been totally creeped out by Woody Allen since I first saw him. When the whole bruhaha came to light, I wasn’t even surprised. I wouldn’t have been surprised if he were caught having sex with a dead female hooker and a live male one at the same time in the same bed with a horses’ head. [small hijack] I had an odd experience this weekend. The film [Shattered Glass](http://imdb.com/title/tt0323944/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9c2hhdHRlcmVkIGdsYXNzfGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc=1;ft=2;fm=1) was on, and I was hypnotised by the resemblence of Hayden Christensen (who I always thought of as good looking) to a very young Woody Allen (I had just seen a clip of one of his first ever appearances). I think it’s the mouth, but the glasses and the mannerisms nailed it. It was disturbing - I couldn’t really concentrate on the story, just his appearance. [/small hijack] Back on subject - the thought of having to kiss Woody to be in his movie is enough to make me lose respect for any actress that lowers themselves to this depth. ---
**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/134 "2004-12-21T13:27:03Z")
On the first place of course : Rosie O’Donnell. I wouldn’t pee on her if she was on fire. Another vote for the walking skeleton Penelope Cruz. My God, that _thing_ is just plain hideous. In movies she can sometimes pass for a woman, but in real life she just looks like a scarecrow. I am probably going to get a lot of flack for this but my new nomination is : **Nicole Kidman** Yuch !!! The whole anorexic look just doesn’t do it for me. Compared to her Paris Hilton is attractive (Don’t get me wrong : I think Paris is also revolting) ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/135 "2004-12-21T17:25:09Z")
Christina Aguilera. Her skin always looks really greasy. May I recommend Maybelline’s Shine Free products? ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/136 "2004-12-21T17:56:37Z")
> [@sturmhauke](#): > > You ever hurt yourself by trying to hold in laughter that just won’t stop? The pressure on your chest steadily mounts, swelling your ribs more and more, till you fear an alien may come bursting out and start singing, and yet you remain powerless to stop. Damn you. Yes, well, it could’ve been **so** much worse. Steven Tyler could’ve read that post in a web-cafe on a major street, sitting by the window, and had that same reaction. The sight of his jaw dislocating in mirth, and the hyena-like screeches that would then issue forth would surely kill a number of weak-hearted pedestrians. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/137 "2004-12-21T19:21:48Z")
> [@plnnr](#): > > The old man that played in Prizzi’s Honor and The Name of the Rose (sounded like he had smoked a pack of unfiltered Camels every hour for 100 years - plus his teeth, like Buschemis, look as if they haven’t been brushed in years) That would be William Hickey, one of my favorite (thoroughly repulsive) actors. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/138 "2004-12-21T20:33:28Z")
I can’t watch ANY commercial with that fuckstick CarrotTop. I feel as though I am being skullfucked every time I see his pastey ass. It’s optical rape. GAH! Go away you monkeyfucker, you never were and still are not even remotely funny. At least I know if my current job doesn’t pan out all I have to do is drag my face along some gravel and shrarp glass then go onstage and act like a talking turd. Roger Ebert! His mouth looks like he gave a rim job to an unwashed hippopotamus. BLECH! Tom Cruise. Just something so skeevy about him. Paris Hilton. Puke puke puke puke. And she’s stupid. What a turn-off Sandy Duncan. Always looks like she’s right on the verge of a seizure. (it could be the roving glass eye, I dunno) Lara Flynn Boyle. Used to be cute on Twin Peaks before her Aushcwitz look. Revolting. Utterly Revolting. David Caruso! The right hemisphere pf my brain completely shuts down every time his face curses my TV screen. ::::::shudder:::::: His ghostly palor is sickening. I’ve seen guys come out of three years of solitary confinement with a better complexion. His fucking beady eyes turn my stomach and my anal sphincter can act better than he can. ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/139 "2004-12-21T21:14:18Z")
You guys have named most of the celebrities I also find revolting (I think the only name I disagreed with was Elijah Wood. He seems cuddly, not revolting.) - Why is Paris Hilton continually photographed? Why is Nicholas Cage in moving pictures? Why is Mischa Barton suddenly an “it” girl? Why is Adam Sandler watched by anybody in anything? Christina Aguillera, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, Jack Nicholson - They’re all repulsive. Oh and did we all manage to forget Crispin Glover? And I must be the only person in the universe to find John Travolta repulsive, but I do. PS - I know they alll may or may not be nice people, and in real life I don’t judge by appearances. But for the life of me I cannot understand why some of these people became famous, because, well, you have to LOOK at them! ---
**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2004, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673/140 "2004-12-21T21:27:17Z")
> [@vinryk](#): > > I am probably going to get a lot of flack for this but my new nomination is : **Nicole Kidman** Yuch !!! > The whole anorexic look just doesn’t do it for me. ``` Kidman's looks have crashed in the last year! Look at pictures of her from just agfter the divorce, and then from about six month ago. She went from stunning to :eek: so quick that it was either: ``` 1. Starvation Diet + Botox= Horror! 2. She has been carrying around the one ring for some time and is starting to turn into Golum. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-any-celebrities-physically-repulse-you/280673.md?page=8)