# Do as I say and not as I do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 2, 2019, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909 "2019-06-02T05:28:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/21 "2019-06-03T06:57:01Z")

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Yeah, I’m not HD’s biggest fan, but that note should have only consisted of the last sentence.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/22 "2019-06-03T07:05:26Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Yeah, I’m not HD’s biggest fan, but that note should have only consisted of the last sentence.

Another vote for this sentiment. Not that modding should ever be done by member vote - it shouldn’t - but it’s good that voices can be heard and considered by TPTB.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/23 "2019-06-03T09:12:23Z")

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> [@GreysonCarlisle](#):
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> And the coffee cup.

Hey, that must be a topical Game of Thrones reference, right?

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/24 "2019-06-03T12:44:53Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Yeah, I’m not HD’s biggest fan, but that note should have only consisted of the last sentence.

I agree with you. Posting late at night after a long day is not conducive to good judgment.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/25 "2019-06-03T12:52:03Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> Hey, that must be a topical Game of Thrones reference, right?

Naw, then it would have been “And the Aquafina bottle.”

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/26 "2019-06-03T14:50:00Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I agree with you. Posting late at night after a long day is not conducive to good judgment.

Better than drunk-Modding though.

Which I have no doubt has been done at some point in our history.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/27 "2019-06-03T15:20:04Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I agree with you. Posting late at night after a long day is not conducive to good judgment.

Kudos for the self-reflection.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/28 "2019-06-03T15:51:36Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> Rule 34? Mod Position? Is that, like, what, the missionary position?

You’re not American so you may have missed the so-called joke. Rule 34 says that if it exists there is porn of it on the internet.

And that’s wrong. I exist but there is no porn of me on the internet.

Hmm. Maybe that means I’m a secret Mod and didn’t know it.

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**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/29 "2019-06-03T19:18:49Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I agree with you. Posting late at night after a long day is not conducive to good judgment.

Darmok, his eyes open!! Seriously, very glad to see you acknowledge and address the issue.

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**Author:** ![HurricaneDitka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HurricaneDitka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HurricaneDitka)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/30 "2019-06-04T18:14:50Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I agree with you. Posting late at night after a long day is not conducive to good judgment.

I appreciate this acknowledgement. And I wanted to offer an 'atta-boy to the moderators generally: Collectively, you represent the best moderation staff I’ve found anywhere on the web.

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/31 "2019-06-04T18:33:57Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> You’re not American so you may have missed the so-called joke. Rule 34 says that if it exists there is porn of it on the internet.
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> And that’s wrong. I exist but there is no porn of me on the internet.

Well, there is _now._

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/32 "2019-06-04T19:02:30Z")

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Pornography abhors a vacuum…unless it involves a vacuum.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/33 "2019-06-04T23:48:11Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Pornography abhors a vacuum…unless it involves a vacuum.

Don’t bother. Vacuum porn sucks.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2019, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-as-i-say-and-not-as-i-do/834909/34 "2019-06-05T01:29:01Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> You’re not American so you may have missed the so-called joke. Rule 34 says that if it exists there is porn of it on the internet.
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> And that’s wrong. I exist but there is no porn of me on the internet.

That’s the same thing your mother said to me last night.

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