# Do Badchad and Der Trihs have any C'tian Loved Ones? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 18, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199 "2006-09-18T16:59:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/1 "2006-09-18T16:59:56Z")
I do hope there are some beloved C’tian Praying Grannies or something who love them & they love & whom they’d rather die than have them see what they’ve written about their Lord and Savior. Heh heh heh. It’ll serve you two right. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/2 "2006-09-18T17:01:25Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] Heh heh heh. It’ll serve you two right. [/QUOTE] Serve you right to have C’tian Loved Ones who are praying for you, not to have them see your attacks on JC & the Faith. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/3 "2006-09-18T17:10:15Z")
Great rant! You really blistered them there by golly. I’d hate to be in their shoes! ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/4 "2006-09-18T17:12:43Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/5 "2006-09-18T17:13:48Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] Serve you right to have C’tian Loved Ones who are praying for you, not to have them see your attacks on JC & the Faith. [/QUOTE] Wouldn’t this serve us all right, at least IYO? I give this Pitting a 1. Not at all zesty, but appropriately coded. No, I’m downgrading it to a .5 because the excessive use of “&” is bugging me. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/6 "2006-09-18T17:20:12Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] No. [/QUOTE] Ha! Friar Ted’s pwn3d!! ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/7 "2006-09-18T17:25:19Z")
C’tian? Is that some kind of Lovecraftian thing? C’tian fhtagn! Bd’chad mglw’nafh C’tian R’lyeh der trihs fhtagn! ---
**Author:** ![Martin\_Hyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Martin\_Hyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martin_Hyde)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/8 "2006-09-18T17:26:49Z")
I don’t believe Der Trihs has loved ones. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/9 "2006-09-18T17:26:51Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] C’tian? Is that some kind of Lovecraftian thing? C’tian fhtagn! Bd’chad mglw’nafh C’tian R’lyeh der trihs fhtagn! [/QUOTE] I was thinking that this was a waste of a thread, but this post just made my day. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/10 "2006-09-18T17:28:32Z")
[QUOTE=Martin Hyde] I don’t believe Der Trihs has loved ones. [/QUOTE] My brother, whom I’ve mentioned elsewhere. He’s an atheist. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/11 "2006-09-18T17:33:07Z")
**C’tian Praying Grannies** Band name! They do a dynamite version of “Get Back”, although the accordion solo is a turnoff for some. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/12 "2006-09-18T17:34:35Z")
Um, aren’t \*\*you \*\*supposed to be the one praying for them, rather than cackling with cyber-glee over their hypothetical discomfort? I thought there was something in that Book of yours about loving thy enemy and praying for them. Wasn’t there also something about motes and beams? ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/13 "2006-09-18T17:37:13Z")
Somewhere in another dimension Jesus is rolling his eyes and thinking to himself, “'_This_ guy is fighting _my_ corner? Fuck this, I’m gonna go play Nintendo with Ganesha. He’s only having one controller, though.” ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/14 "2006-09-18T17:38:25Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Um, aren’t \*\*you \*\*supposed to be the one praying for them, rather than cackling with cyber-glee over their hypothetical discomfort? I thought there was something in that Book of yours about loving thy enemy and praying for them. Wasn’t there also something about motes and beams? [/QUOTE] **Friar Ted** is a cherry picker. Or a gleaner. Or a bad husband of his talents. Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/15 "2006-09-18T17:41:00Z")
Couldn’t this have gone in the other **badchad** Pit thread? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/16 "2006-09-18T17:41:11Z")
**Der Trihs** , on another thread I believe you mentioned something about how some bad experiences have soured you on religion. It didn’t seem appropriate to ask you about them there. But since this thread is nearly content-free, perhaps this is a good forum for you to spin a good tale of woe. So wha’ happen? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/17 "2006-09-18T17:41:22Z")
Think **FriarTed** ’s been at the Benedictine. I personally hope that someone’s slaughtering a goat to Baal on my behalf. Praying’s _so_ last millennium. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/18 "2006-09-18T17:44:10Z")
I love them both, just as much as I love GWB and Osama Bin Laden. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/19 "2006-09-18T17:44:24Z")
[QUOTE=FriarTed] I do hope there are some beloved C’tian Praying Grannies or something who love them & they love & whom they’d rather die than have them see what they’ve written about their Lord and Savior. Heh heh heh. It’ll serve you two right. [/QUOTE] In all fairness, **Ted** , Jesus of Nazareth kind of indicated the likelihood of his followers having to choose between loyalty to family or to following him, and it seems only fair to extent the same assumed commitment to truth before family ties to the atheists, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199/20 "2006-09-18T17:54:36Z")
The OP gets a zero from the Bulgarian judge, while the Spanish one just calls out: asshole! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-badchad-and-der-trihs-have-any-ctian-loved-ones/373199.md?page=2)