# Do black people like fried ice cream? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2006, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415 "2006-01-04T17:00:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/221 "2006-01-06T19:23:08Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > \>\>\> Googles image of Shabana Azmi. \<\<\< > > DAMN, baby. > > I’m now like Denzel in _“Man On Fire.”_ Shabana Azmi in _Fire_ plays a woman who falls in love with her sister-in-law when both their husbands ignore them. So, ya know, she might’nt be the best target for Denzel on the prowl. Just sayin’. Peace. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/222 "2006-01-06T19:31:04Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Thanks for the answers. I just want you people to know that these questions shouldn’t be taken as racist. I’m about as far from racist as you can get, since I totally dig Asian chicks. …some of you are too good with satire. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/223 "2006-01-06T20:08:46Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Who’s that black private dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks? [Harris!](http://www.afan.dk/firefly/ffpic/rg_barneymiller_02.jpg) Daaaaamn straight! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/224 "2006-01-06T20:45:47Z")
Man, Black people get to do crazy shit with their hair. If I was Black, I’d grow out a huge 'fro, and then get some Edward Scissorhands kinda guy to trim at up like some bad-ass [dragon](http://www.topiaryartdesigns.com/Dragon%20of%20Longleat.htm) or sumpin. That’d be awesome. Stupid straight white-girl hair. ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/225 "2006-01-06T21:07:00Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > J’ever notice how white people drive all like: “dee dit dee dit dee dit” and black people drive all like: “ahwwww ahwwww ahwwww”? What’s up with that? It’s true! We’re sooo lame! ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/226 "2006-01-06T21:57:48Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Wilt Chamberlain. Don’t blame him, blame his last name. I blame his first name: the guy was just over-compensating for his implied flaccidity. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/227 "2006-01-06T22:30:34Z")
White people have names like Lenny. Black people have names like Carl. Heehee! > [@bup](#): > > It depends…does she have “blow hair”? > > My father-in-law (by marriage - trust me! I come from all-white confederate stock!) was most proud of his wife’s blow hair. What the hell is “blow hair?” I’m white as white could be (I’m fucking POLISH, for godsakes!) and I’ve always wanted to try fried ice cream. Is it both hot and cold at the same time (like a good piece of apple pie a la mode?)? Oh, and I clap on EVERY beat, just to be on the safe side. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/228 "2006-01-06T22:43:04Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > If there’s places where it’s routinely pronounced “sammich”, that’s fine. I can deal. It’s just that I’ve never heard anyone _say_ “sammich” - I’ve only seen it on the internet, where it comes across as a twee affectation. You need to come to Pittsburgh, then. Get yourself a sammish and some Arn dahn Primany Brudders. ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/229 "2006-01-06T23:01:06Z")
Hey **Askia** , check out this dance move: Woo wayaa cha cha cha! How about that! Am I hip? Am I down? Am I fly? I’m thinking of changing my name to “Paleo McWhiterson”! ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/230 "2006-01-07T00:34:47Z")
Of course black people don’t eat fried ice cream. No one with any sense eats this tasteless “dessert”. Waste of calories it is!!! Where’s the “blowing a raspberry” smilie? ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/231 "2006-01-07T01:52:53Z")
We just had fried ice cream for dessert tonight (at a Mexican restaurant). Our score: 1 white male (me): liked it 1 white female (Dangerosa): liked it 1 white 6-year-old girl (daughter): ewwwwww 1 asian 7-year-old boy (son): ewwwwww Sadly, we had no black people to test it out on. Next time we’ll have to swing by a Baptist church first and pick one up. Leviosaurus, I think the name change is good. Although Whitey McWhitewhite is worth considering… ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/232 "2006-01-07T03:02:17Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I’m white as white could be (I’m fucking POLISH, for godsakes!) and I’ve always wanted to try fried ice cream. Is it both hot and cold at the same time (like a good piece of apple pie a la mode?)? Very similiar, actually. The warm, fried dough is a delicious compliment to the ice cold ice cream. For the record, I don’t believe in eating funny colored ice cream. So my fried ice cream consists of nothin’ but vanilla – just like my women. But perhaps I’ve said too much. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/233 "2006-01-07T03:25:39Z")
Black or white or yellow. Christian or Jewish or Muslim or atheist. Democrat or Republican. Young or old. Why do we divide ourselves by these labels? Let us all instead be joined together by those things that we share in common. We are all human. And we all hate the French. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/234 "2006-01-07T16:34:03Z")
_singing_ Black and yellow, red and white, we are precious in his sight, Jesus loves the little children of the lord. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/235 "2006-01-07T16:43:31Z")
For our next thread… **Do Black people like pan-fried semen?** ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/236 "2006-01-07T19:18:34Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > It is equality. It’s a built-in asskicking reparations instituted by FUBU for the days when niggas **were** beaten and lynched for crimes against society like “eyeballing” “wanting to vote” and “wearing a soldier’s uniform.” . Ah, now you had me all fooled and shit up until this point. Proper diction is NOT what you folks are about. Don’t you mean “wuz”? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/237 "2006-01-08T01:21:48Z")
I’ll see your Shabana Azmi and raise you an Indira Varma! Man, those Indian chicks are hot and they all know that Khajuraho Kama Sutra stuff–they can’t get enough and they’re bi, too! Whew, I think I need a dab… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/238 "2006-01-08T03:39:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Proper diction is NOT what you folks are about. Don’t you mean “wuz”? Yo. Don’t be acting all white with that conjugating verbs and shit. Keep it real. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/239 "2006-01-08T04:06:01Z")
> [@Little Nemo](#): > > Yo. Don’t be acting all white with that conjugating verbs and shit. Keep it real. But verbs are our friends.[sup]1[/sup] [sub]1. Said by a black guy[sup]2[/sup], so it must be true. 2. But it wasn’t a real black guy, it was Urkel.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415/240 "2006-01-08T08:46:57Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > I’ll see your Shabana Azmi and raise you an Indira Varma! Man, those Indian chicks are hot and they all know that Khajuraho Kama Sutra stuff–they can’t get enough and they’re bi, too! Whew, I think I need a dab… Don’t forget Aishwarya Rai! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-like-fried-ice-cream/338415.md?page=13)