# Do Black People Taste Different Then White People?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 18, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454 "2011-07-18T15:29:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/21 "2011-07-18T17:30:19Z")

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> [@JoThrive](#):
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> No, the white ones taste like mashed potatoes; the black ones taste like chocolate!

How about white people taste like mashed potatoes and black people taste like gravy? That way, when you eat one you have to eat the other too.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/22 "2011-07-18T17:52:30Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> How about white people taste like mashed potatoes and black people taste like gravy? That way, when you eat one you have to eat the other too.

You can also put gravy on chicken-fried steak, which is brown (and delicious!). Let’s not skimp on the Hispanic love.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/23 "2011-07-18T18:00:03Z")

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> [@bibliophage](#):
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> The white ones taste like coconut; the black ones taste like licorice.

You put the latino in the coconut, you drink 'em both up.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/24 "2011-07-18T18:13:21Z")

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> [@JoThrive](#):
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> No, the white ones taste like mashed potatoes; the black ones taste like chocolate!

[ul]  
[li]Dark chocolate?[/li][li]Milk chocolate?[/li][li]With sugar or sugar-free?[/li][li]With or without nuts?[/li][/ul]  
Of course then there are those that may have a bit of chipotle added.

And, of course, it all goes out of the window when you mention flava beans and a nice Chianti.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/25 "2011-07-18T18:19:58Z")

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I suppose you could start by eating people of many races from a group of people who wouldn’t be missed, like politicians or used-car salesmen. I’d avoid clowns, though, because they taste funny.

But on a serious note: can you tell a difference in taste between different breeds of cattle? I honestly can’t for the most part, and people are much less genetically variegated than cattle. So I guess the answer would have to be “no.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/26 "2011-07-18T18:34:12Z")

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Since this is about food, I’m moving it to Cafe Society.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/27 "2011-07-18T18:38:24Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> [ul]
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> [li]With or without nuts?[/li][/ul]

You mean male of female?

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/28 "2011-07-18T18:42:05Z")

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White people taste like chicken,  
Black people taste like ducks

But there’s a reason no one really knows the answer. It’s because both types of meat taste pretty fowl.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/29 "2011-07-18T18:42:57Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> It is easier to tell when the white person is done.  
> Plus you get those good grill marks.

Okay, but which wine do you serve?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/30 "2011-07-18T18:52:20Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Okay, but which wine do you serve?

One with body, I’d think.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/31 "2011-07-18T18:55:28Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Since this is about food, I’m moving it to Cafe Society.
> 
> Colibri  
> General Questions Moderator

Oh snaps. You crack me up.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/32 "2011-07-18T19:04:38Z")

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Back in the early 1970s, my dad was visiting the island of Kalimantan (or “Borneo”) in Indonesia. He met with tribal leaders from various parts of the island, including several Dayaks who had converted to Christianity.

When my dad mentioned that he had spent the past 20 years working amongst Chinese, one old tribal leader’s eyes lit up and he got a weird look on his face. He then whispered to my dad’s interpreter:

We have eaten Chinese, and they are better than pork!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/33 "2011-07-18T19:05:32Z")

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Yeah, I’m giggling too. Mod joke!

> [@lieu](#):
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> You put the latino in the coconut, you drink 'em both up.

… aaaand now I have to try to explain to my suitemate here at work why I’m … you know what? Never mind. There’s no way in hell to explain why I’m humming this now.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/34 "2011-07-18T19:09:41Z")

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> [@BobArrgh](#):
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> When my dad mentioned that he had spent the past 20 years working amongst Chinese, one old tribal leader’s eyes lit up and he got a weird look on his face. He then whispered to my dad’s interpreter:
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> We have eaten Chinese, and they are better than pork!

But you’re hungry a half hour later.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/35 "2011-07-18T19:10:45Z")

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Ya know, purple people are feeling left out.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/36 "2011-07-18T19:25:28Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Ya know, purple people are feeling left out.

This thread is racist.

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/37 "2011-07-18T19:32:05Z")

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Based on my observations, white pussy & black pussy taste just the same.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/38 "2011-07-18T19:38:39Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Ya know, purple people are feeling left out.

But what about Purple People Eaters?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/39 "2011-07-18T19:43:28Z")

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Their lips, ( oral and pudendal ), tongues, saliva, teeth, uvula, septum, palates ( hard and soft ) and upper pharynx taste the same.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-black-people-taste-different-then-white-people/589454/40 "2011-07-18T19:47:36Z")

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> [@monstro](#):
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> Black people taste like coffee. That’s why they don’t drink it. It would be like drinking themselves.

Unless they’re diabetic, in which case it’s mocha.

Free range Mongolians can’t be beat, but they’re bloody expensive due to the import duties.

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