# Do British people have the most words for “stupid”?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [November 9, 2025, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704 "2025-11-09T06:08:24Z")
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### Author: ![Shitrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Shitrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shitrisk)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/1 "2025-11-09T06:08:24Z")

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But then they just have one word for smart. “Brilliant”. Like it’s just a matter of candlepower.

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/2 "2025-11-09T07:13:25Z")

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> [@Shitrisk](#):
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> But then they just have one word for smart. “Brilliant”.

Completely incorrect. They also use “clever,” “bright,” “sharp,” “keen,” and many other words, which Americans use, too.

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### Author: ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/3 "2025-11-09T10:35:43Z")

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Also: brainiac, boffin, genius, whiz, egghead, wisenheimer, geek, wizard, smart cookie, malapert, smartie pants, witling, smart arse and know-it-all as a sample with contextual variations between complimentary and sarcastic.

Or you could go all archaic and afternoonified and suggest the OP is a sandwich short of a cut lunch.

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### Author: ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/4 "2025-11-09T14:24:43Z")

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‘Smart ‘ means something different here.

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### Author: ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/6 "2025-11-09T18:35:21Z")

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While I am not intimately familiar with colloquial British English, my understanding is that “brilliant” meaning “smart” is more of an American usage. I thought that in British English, “brilliant” usually has a more general meaning of amazing, wonderful, etc.

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### Author: ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/7 "2025-11-09T19:28:54Z")

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Here’s a quote from “A Blog from Cambridge Dictionary”:  
\*The word ‘intelligent’ is often emphasized with the adverb **[highly](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/highly)**. **[Brilliant](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brilliant)** is another emphatic way of describing a very intelligent person. \*  
(Source: [Words for describing intelligent people - About Words - Cambridge Dictionary blog](https://dictionaryblog.cambridge.org/2024/10/16/wise-brainy-or-astute-words-for-describing-intelligent-people/))

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### Author: ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/9 "2025-11-09T21:32:32Z")

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I like Canny, which is a Scottish word that I think means street smart, or clever in a tricky way. I guess it might be related to cunning.

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### Author: ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/10 "2025-11-09T23:13:10Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> I like Canny

Good one. Thank you. Not sure why I missed it.  
Also would seem to be almost exclusively complimentary.

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### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/11 "2025-11-09T23:31:28Z")

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So what does that make the X-Men?

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### Author: ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2025, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/12 "2025-11-09T23:35:09Z")

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I do think Uncanny comes from Canny. I probably should look it up to be certain.

> <https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/411992/why-is-uncanny-not-the-opposite-of-canny>

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### Author: ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2025, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/14 "2025-11-10T05:38:00Z")

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_“Pants!”_

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### Author: ![Meatwater](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meatwater/32/20074_2.png) [@Meatwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatwater)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2025, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/17 "2025-11-10T21:17:49Z")

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When I was learning Japanese I was pretty impressed with how many words they have for stupid.

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### Author: ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2025, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-british-people-have-the-most-words-for-stupid/1024704/18 "2025-11-13T08:40:42Z")

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British English has way more creative swear words and phrases than American English, that’s for sure.
