# Do 'cold showers' work?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 6, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908 "2002-12-06T14:03:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/1 "2002-12-06T14:03:19Z")

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You know what I’m talking about 🙂 does it work or is it a myth?

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/2 "2002-12-06T14:15:34Z")

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One can certainly get fairly clean with a cold shower, if not as clean as with a hot one. Make sure you are using a lot of soap, and a good washcloth or scrub brush, and your resultant hygiene should be good enough to help you love women.

QtM, MD

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**Author:** ![TheLadyLion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d78d45/32.png) [@TheLadyLion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLadyLion)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/3 "2002-12-06T15:22:49Z")

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Depends on what you’re asking. Does it work to sober up a drunk person? Nope, never has, never will. Does it work to make you “un-horny?” Possibly… cold water has a habit of making certain things go limp, shrivel and crawl up into warmer places in the body.

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/4 "2002-12-06T15:28:11Z")

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The Ladylion hit the nail on the head.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/5 "2002-12-06T17:35:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*The Ladylion hit the nail on the head. \*\*

Which one - drunk or horny?

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/6 "2002-12-06T17:52:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ol’Gaffer \*  
> \*\*Which one - drunk or horny? \*\*

Given that **Ryan\_Liam** is at college up in Manchester, I would guess the latter.

Come on… what kind of student ever wants to sober up? 😃

Ryan, matey - join a ball-room dancing society, there’s bound to be one in Manchester Uni. Get along to their beginners’ classes and you’re almost guarenteed to pull 😉

Worked for me 🙂

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/7 "2002-12-06T18:22:27Z")

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:rolleyes:

Dude. Get horned up. Then take one and get back to us, huh?

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/8 "2002-12-06T18:48:49Z")

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In my experience, taking a cold shower as a remedy for horniness only leaves you cold, wet, and horny.

YMMV.

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/9 "2002-12-06T18:51:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Joey G \*  
> \*\*In my experience, taking a cold shower as a remedy for horniness only leaves you cold, wet, and horny.
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> YMMV. \*\*

Guess it depends who else is in the cold shower with you… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/10 "2002-12-06T18:51:36Z")

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I did take one I didn’t work

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/11 "2002-12-06T18:53:45Z")

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What does ymmv mean?

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/12 "2002-12-06T18:59:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*What does ymmv mean? \*\*

I usually take it to me “your mileage may vary”, but YMMV.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/13 "2002-12-06T19:01:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*I did take one I didn’t work \*\*

So you already answered your own question. (And still needed to ask? :rolleyes: )  
Thanks for coming out.

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/14 "2002-12-06T19:03:35Z")

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Let me ask, has a dumb hairy balding north american ape ever taken a cold shower?

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/15 "2002-12-06T19:05:50Z")

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Taking cold showers never worked for me, but I was in high school when I tried it. I don’t think _anything_ would have worked on me in high school.

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/16 "2002-12-06T19:08:10Z")

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Well when does yuor libido start to wind down to normal functions?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/17 "2002-12-06T19:11:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*Well when does yuor libido start to wind down to normal functions? \*\*

Usually after sex.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/18 "2002-12-06T19:15:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ryan\_Liam \*  
> \*\*Let me ask, has a dumb hairy balding north american ape ever taken a cold shower? \*\*

Never needed to…

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/19 "2002-12-06T19:16:00Z")

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Seriously?

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-cold-showers-work/140908/20 "2002-12-06T19:17:32Z")

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