# Do Czarcasm and I not speak the same language? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 4, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905 "2005-06-04T17:51:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/121 "2005-06-06T16:14:28Z")
Damn! This room IS big! Hear the echos? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/122 "2005-06-06T16:20:51Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Damn! This room IS big! > > Hear the echos? Quack! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/123 "2005-06-06T16:22:22Z")
> [@IAMBIC](#): > > Because I can’t give \*something like that a shot \* on a thread that is already closed. So start a new thread, if the original subject is still of any interest to you. I expect it’s since been relegated to the back burner, though. > [@](#): > > And in case anyone hasn’t noticed, I was ticked off that it was closed. 😉 Well, good on ya, mate. You can be ticked off, if you feel it justified. When you ask _us_ if _we_ feel your ticked-offedness is justified, though, you might not get the responses you want. That’s life in the Pit. Actually, that’s life in general. > [@](#): > > Could be … right about … now. So long. I hope this experience has been worthwhile for you. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/124 "2005-06-06T16:22:41Z")
> [@furt](#): > > And this makes me embarrassed for defending\*\* lib \*\* yesterday. :rolleyes: It’s the rainy days that tell the tale, but thanks anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/125 "2005-06-06T16:43:20Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > It’s the rainy days that tell the tale, but thanks anyway. Gosh, Lib, now that whats-his-name is gone, should we resume dogpiling on you? I mean, that’s what you wanted, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![stretch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@stretch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stretch)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/126 "2005-06-06T16:52:55Z")
sorry for the brief hijack but… > [@Scumpup](#): > > … you are likely the kind of person who doesn’t have conversations IRL. You may lecture, you may hold forth, you may harangue, or you may sermonize; but one thing I’ll wager you seldom do is really listen to anyone else. Even when you’re quiet, I’d say it’s because you are thinking about the next thing you’re going to say, not because you are listening to what somebody else has to say. **Scumpup** , do I know you? I read your post and immediately thought, _that sounds just like…me_. Shit, I must suck to talk to IRL; I’ve got to work on that. Thanks for the insight, I think. back to whatever y’all were doing. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/127 "2005-06-06T17:46:27Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Gosh, Lib, now that whats-his-name is gone, should we resume dogpiling on you? I mean, that’s what you wanted, wasn’t it? What I want is for you to leave me alone. What are the odds I’ll get that? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/128 "2005-06-06T17:58:25Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > What I want is for you to leave me alone. What are the odds I’ll get that? Waah! **Bryan Ekers** is putting his thoughts on my side of the messageboard! Waah! ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/129 "2005-06-06T18:44:09Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > What I want is for you to leave me alone. What are the odds I’ll get that? Oh, PLEASE. Who had the gun to your head and forced you to post to this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/130 "2005-06-06T19:12:32Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Waah! **Bryan Ekers** is putting his thoughts on my side of the messageboard! Waah! Waah! Lib was right again. Waah! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/131 "2005-06-06T22:35:58Z")
> [@Tracy Lord](#): > > Oh, PLEASE. Who had the gun to your head and forced you to post to this thread? I have the gun, and won’t allow **Liberal** to stop posting to this thread ever, bwa ha ha ha ! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/132 "2005-06-06T23:23:44Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Quitter! > > No…, wait! > > Kitten! > Nah, that’s no good, either… Just as well. Kittens give me gas. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/133 "2005-06-06T23:40:00Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > What I want is for you to leave me alone. What are the odds I’ll get that? Funny, I was under the impression you were _expecting_ a dogpile; that you _wanted_ a dogpile. Heck with Czarcasm and Iambic; I’m starting to think you and **I** don’t speak the same language. In any case, like the OP, you chose to post in the Pit and thus deserve all you get. So, how about that sports team in whatever city you inhabit? ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/134 "2005-06-07T02:07:27Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > I have the gun, and won’t allow **Liberal** to stop posting to this thread ever, bwa ha ha ha ! _heaves bosom_ You fiend! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/135 "2005-06-07T02:12:38Z")
> [@Tracy Lord](#): > > _heaves bosom_ > > You fiend! :: Rips bodice : Bwa-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/136 "2005-06-07T04:14:36Z")
_twirls his moustache, flicks his black cloak_ Haw haw! (lapsed into Jack Chick villian style there for a moment) ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/137 "2005-06-07T05:41:11Z")
_presses hand to forehead_ If only… if only you monsters would leave **Liberal** alone! Why must you read his posts and then respond to them? _Why?!_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/138 "2005-06-07T05:44:55Z")
Every time **Liberal** posts, a kitten dies. He uses their tiny little paws to type with. What is it with me and kittens, anyways? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/139 "2005-06-07T09:18:12Z")
Late to the interesting threads, as usual. I somehow knew on Saturday that this Pit thread would be worth following, but I didn’t get around to it. Bah! Ah, well, at least I brought… (reaches into bag and begins flinging items into the crowd) …kittens for everyone! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/140 "2005-06-07T10:20:00Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > So, how about that sports team in whatever city you inhabit? You mean the Dogpatch Mudhogs? We got a first down last year, but we lost that coach to a better team. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905.md?page=8)