# Do Czarcasm and I not speak the same language? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 4, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905 "2005-06-04T17:51:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/141 "2005-06-07T13:21:15Z")
> [@Fish](#): > > (reaches into bag and begins flinging items into the crowd) > > …kittens for everyone! OWIE!!! You didn’t declaw them first! That little bugger scratched my pinkie! Better call your lawyer, bucko – I’m gonna SUE! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/142 "2005-06-07T19:42:52Z")
Declawing kittens!!! To heck with dogpiling Liberal, YOU deserve it more!!! I’m kinda opposed to the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/143 "2005-06-07T19:53:30Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Declawing kittens!!! To heck with dogpiling Liberal, YOU deserve it more!!! > > I’m kinda opposed to the idea. How do you feel about circumcizing them? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/144 "2005-06-07T20:13:23Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > How do you feel about circumcizing them? Well, if the mohel is properly trained and… …hey, wait a sec! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/145 "2005-06-07T21:19:29Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > How do you feel about circumcizing them? > > Regards, > Shodan Only on the 8th day. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/146 "2005-06-07T21:29:49Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Declawing kittens!!! To heck with dogpiling Liberal, YOU deserve it more!!! > > I’m kinda opposed to the idea. Oh, yeh? Well, just wait till _you’re_ facing a [savage feline about to rake you to ribbons](http://pusscats.com/Cat_7.jpg) – see if you’re agin it then. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/147 "2005-06-07T21:37:33Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > How do you feel about circumcizing them? > > Regards, > Shodan Are you right-handed or left-handed? I suggest feeling about with your good hand. The other one grabs them by the scruff. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/148 "2005-06-07T22:02:08Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Oh, yeh? Well, just wait till _you’re_ facing a [savage feline about to rake you to ribbons](http://pusscats.com/Cat_7.jpg) – see if you’re agin it then. But without claws, they lose their predatory instincts and become soft and useless, like [this](http://pusscats.com/Kitten_Pictures-Kitties_1.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/149 "2005-06-07T22:48:19Z")
[He’s not just for killing kittens anymore!](http://www.geocities.com/sarah12trees/DomokunsVisit.html) ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/150 "2005-06-09T13:53:45Z")
**IAMBIC** , have you met [Finnagain](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=315954&highlight=intelligent) yet? You two should become penpals or something. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/151 "2005-06-09T14:03:06Z")
Awww, that’s so sweet. Thanks for your consideration. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/152 "2005-06-09T14:11:09Z")
The dismembered kitten paws seem to losing their touch. Thread dying… …must warn kittens… …[gasp-wheeze]… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/153 "2005-06-09T16:02:24Z")
Thread’s dead, baby. Thread’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/154 "2005-06-09T16:06:18Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Thread’s dead, baby. > Thread’s dead. That’s true, but its asshole sure is shiny! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905/155 "2005-06-09T16:12:11Z")
That’as because it’s being buffed with New! Improved! KittenPaw Shinola! Call now and with every 3.5 ounce can of KittenPaw Shinola you’ll get a FREE GIFT of Whiska-Licka earswabs! Void where inhibited. Some afflictions may apply. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-czarcasm-and-i-not-speak-the-same-language/306905.md?page=7)