# Do exactly what I say and no one gets hurt! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 26, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593 "2000-05-26T12:44:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/1 "2000-05-26T12:44:16Z")
Welcome to the new IMHO forum, also known as the Not-So-Great Debates. This forum is for the minor questions that have been cluttering up the Great Debates, the small debates that have started up in the MPSIMS, and all topics about chocolate. šŸ™‚ All questions are welcome. If it gets too heavy, Iā€™ll kick it over to the GD, and if it gets nasty, Iā€™ll kick it over to the BBQ Pit. Otherwise, have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/2 "2000-05-26T13:14:27Z")
Thanks for the welcome, Oh Mighty Moderator. I think weā€™ll get the hang of it soon enough. Oh shoot, this is turning into an MPSIMS thread, so quick - whatā€™s the all-time best Walt Disney movie, and why? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/3 "2000-05-26T19:19:12Z")
Sleeping Beauty Why? Because we like youā€¦ sorry couldnā€™t resist. ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/4 "2000-05-26T19:23:32Z")
Just the extra forum should take the pressure off MPSIMS. Is your motto ā€œModeration in MHO?ā€ My motto is on one of my tshirts: ā€œEvery Tshirt Needs a Mottoā€ ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/5 "2000-05-27T03:55:44Z")
Beauty and the Beast for the library. Mulan for being a fairy tale that doesnā€™t involve the heroine losing her life goals for a guy. grin. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/6 "2000-05-27T04:19:19Z")
Tarzan. Because (a) it was the first real film to be able to realize Burroughā€™s character on the screen, and (b) Glen Keane proved himself to be superhuman in his ability to animate Lord Greystoke. And it was an altogether kick-ass movie. ---
**Author:** ![Argeable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/7 "2000-05-27T04:22:33Z")
Cool! Thanks! Can you give me a personal welcome? Or does money have to be involved for that? No, of course not, youā€™re an honest moderator ::quietly walks away, leaving a suit case full of twenty dollar bills on the floor:: ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/8 "2000-05-27T04:50:28Z")
I think ā€œDinosaurā€ is the best Disney movie of all time, even though I havenā€™t seen it. Disney says itā€™s an instant classic, and Disney never lies, so it must be true. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/9 "2000-05-27T04:53:50Z")
Ha! Got beneath ya! heh hee somedayā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Snark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Snark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snark)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/10 "2000-05-27T04:57:11Z")
Peaches8, Iā€™m too angry to reply (or at least Iā€™m portrayed that way in another thread!) šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/11 "2000-05-27T04:59:19Z")
There there Snark. Calm down. Cā€™mere , sit dow, take some clothes offā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/12 "2000-05-27T08:11:34Z")
Okay! Iā€™ve done it! Iā€™ve killed this poor thread. sigh. Please forgive me. Someone , resurrect it! Make it live again! Okay, Iā€™m fine nowā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/13 "2000-05-27T08:45:27Z")
I donā€™t know about the BEST Disney film, but I did enjoy ā€œAnastasiaā€, because Iā€™ve read quite a bit about the last Romanov family and the Anna Anderson controversy (fascinating topic, by the way). Even though it was not meant to be serious history, what happened in the movie was the way I really wished things had turned out. I guess it touched me because thereā€™s still a bit of kid in me. (A BIT??) One thing that put me off about ā€œAnastasiaā€ was the portrayal of Rasputin as evil. In real life, I think he was a detriment to the Royal Family, and was too busy with sexual gratification and abusing his influence to think of much else, but there are at least some partially redeeming aspects to his character (he genuinely seemed to be a man of peace) and thereā€™s certainly no evidence to support the idea that he was malicious to the Romanovs in any way (other than being an albatross). Sorry for the hijack. (peaches8ā€“there, Iā€™ve revived the thread. Now go search the board and revive one Iā€™VE killed!!) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/14 "2000-05-27T18:29:22Z")
My first topic as a moderator, and it gets hijacked! No respect, I tells ya. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/15 "2000-05-28T04:26:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > My first topic as a moderator, and it gets hijacked! > No respect, I tells ya. šŸ™‚ > \*\* Donā€™t take it personally. Youā€™ll soon find that Iā€™ll hijack anything, anytime, for any reason. Thatā€™s probably why I got banned in the first place, and have had to come back with such a stupid handle as DRYā€¦ Iā€™M JUST JOKING, IF ANYONE IS READING THIS!! šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/16 "2000-05-28T17:01:35Z")
Sorry, Slythe. And the correct answer is, of course, **Fantasia**. ---
**Author:** ![Jois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea666f/32.png) [@Jois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jois)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/17 "2000-05-30T03:32:45Z")
I thought this would be one of those threads where weā€™d try to add something to the subject line - Had over the chocolate and no one gets hurt or Hand over the shoes and no one gets hurt (Wicked Witch to Dorothy) Other wise Fantasia 2000. ---
**Author:** ![WhoaNellie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@WhoaNellie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhoaNellie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/18 "2000-05-30T04:28:29Z")
The Grapes of Wrath ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/19 "2000-05-30T06:41:18Z")
Please. Aladdin is the best there ever was. ā€“Tim ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593/20 "2000-06-05T05:27:51Z")
Beauty and the Beast and/or Fantasia 2000. That film KICKED ASS! (Then again, just about everything kicks ass in IMAX.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-exactly-what-i-say-and-no-one-gets-hurt/20593.md?page=2)