# do females actually enjoy giving blowjobs **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 20, 2015, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218 "2015-10-20T05:49:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/61 "2015-10-23T22:44:07Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > However, DO NOT use Saran Wrap for intercourse! I’m gonna guess because it folds into pleats, sort of, and those would be sharp-ish and uncomfortable. Is that it? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/62 "2015-10-23T22:49:26Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > However, DO NOT use Saran Wrap for intercourse! ░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░█░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░█░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░█░░░░█ ███████▄▄█░░░░░██████▄ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▓▓▓▓▓▓█████░░░░░░░░░█ ██████▀░░░░▀▀██████▀ > [@Trinopus](#): > > I’m gonna guess because it folds into pleats, sort of, and those would be sharp-ish and uncomfortable. Is that it? Too much hot plastic-on-plastic action. That is, friction, which can weaken it and cause it to break, rendering it completely fucking useless. (Or completely useless for fucking, to be more precise.) ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/63 "2015-10-24T02:19:15Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > However, DO NOT use Saran Wrap for intercourse! Because the store brand is cheaper. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/64 "2015-10-24T02:47:41Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > However, DO NOT use Saran Wrap for intercourse! But Reynold’s Wrap is still okay, right? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/65 "2015-10-24T03:33:04Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > But Reynold’s Wrap is still okay, right? A woman who posts on another board I frequent works with at-risk teenagers, and she’s heard of kids who did indeed use aluminum foil, bread wrappers, Cheetos bags, etc. as condoms. YEEEEEE-OWTCH! It couldn’t be very pleasurable for him, either. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/66 "2015-10-24T03:35:36Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > By this you mean you don’t blow? > mmm Well I mean if I’m turned on properly. Just gotta push the right buttons. And plug me in and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/67 "2015-10-24T05:02:38Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > A woman who posts on another board I frequent works with at-risk teenagers, and she’s heard of kids who did indeed use aluminum foil, bread wrappers, Cheetos bags, etc. as condoms. > > YEEEEEE-OWTCH! It couldn’t be very pleasurable for him, either. :rolleyes: My uncle once cut the thumb off my father’s catcher’s mitt and used THAT as a condom. My dad was mad as hell. (And I can’t imagine that the sex would have been at all pleasurable!) ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/68 "2015-10-24T18:51:36Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > My uncle once cut the thumb off my father’s catcher’s mitt and used THAT as a condom. My dad was mad as hell. > > (And I can’t imagine that the sex would have been at all pleasurable!) I would almost bet he was using the thumb hole as a vagina, LOL. Young boys see potential in things adults would not even consider. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/69 "2015-10-24T18:55:34Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > But Reynold’s Wrap is still okay, right? Burt’s brand is okay though. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/70 "2015-10-24T22:23:01Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > I am not a fan. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > By this you mean you don’t blow? > mmm > [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > Well I mean if I’m turned on properly. Just gotta push the right buttons. > > And plug me in and stuff. But do you oscillate? mmm ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/71 "2015-10-26T05:09:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/72 "2015-10-27T11:43:59Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Um… What does it taste like? (Male or female orgasmic fluids.) Salty? Sort of tasteless, like saliva? Um? > > (Years ago, in a collection of feminist poetry, I found the verse, “Don’t it taste salty, just like your tears.” Is so…or just poetic license?) Is it true that if a man drinks pineapple juice ahead of time it makes it sweet? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218/73 "2015-10-30T11:27:21Z")
> [@Urbanredneck](#): > > Is it true that if a man drinks pineapple juice ahead of time it makes it sweet? I’ve heard strawberries will do the trick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-females-actually-enjoy-giving-blowjobs/735218.md?page=3)