Do gasses ever truly reach a state of internal thermodynamic equilibrium?

Maybe, but please check out the links. This is also why I tried to get our definitions consistent.

Wikipedia includes “Specific Internal Energy” as an example of an intensive property. I am including a screenshot but you can check for yourself at (cite) : Intensive and extensive properties - Wikipedia

Screenshot of cite with red underline of relevant part :
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Specific Internal Energy is measured in J/kg or J/mol as mentioned above in my post. I have a feeling that you are not reading the cites, so I am citing and attaching a screenshot with red underline : Internal energy - Wikipedia

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Ack, I had confused specific internal energy with internal energy.

I suppose I have in mind a combination of pre-Boltzmann classical thermodynamics and kinetic theory. It should all date to around the 1870s, and in my experience, this was all that was taught in public school.

~Max