# Do girls with bib tits couple with **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 1, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631 "2002-05-01T03:55:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/21 "2002-05-01T16:13:30Z")
I don’t think there is any correlation to size. My SO is on the small side, so this size thing is not a factor. There is no correlation between **Bigguns** and **Big Guns**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/22 "2002-05-01T16:17:28Z")
Bib Tits: it’s like a topless Red Lobster. Pass the clarified butter! ---
**Author:** ![Regina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@Regina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regina)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/23 "2002-05-01T16:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by iconoplast \* > I’m sure someone out there would fund the research…_\* Yeah, and the good [Dr. berdollos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1124029#post1124029) could be the head _snicker_ investigator, seeing as he has a Ph.D. in psychology and all. I’m glad my hubby didn’t subscribe to this (crackpot) theory. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/24 "2002-05-01T16:43:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*I guess I’m the only woman here, then, who carried a _Go-No Go_ gauge around when I was dating??? \*\* **FairyChatMom** : LMAO ! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/25 "2002-05-01T16:49:46Z")
I confess. I have bib tits. It’s not such a bad thing, but people keep asking to borrow them when they are eating lobster. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/26 "2002-05-01T16:53:38Z")
Oh, I dunno. Back when I was dating, I used to go up to all the women who had big breasts and just say to them, “Hi, I’m a well-endowed guy. Wanna get married?” ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/27 "2002-05-01T16:56:09Z")
This also just occurred to me. When we first got married, my wife weighed a lot less than she does now. Her breasts were considerably smaller. Now her breasts are larger. My penis is pretty much the same size as it was then. Hope this doesn’t skew any of your data. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/28 "2002-05-01T17:25:59Z")
> [@](#): > > is there a correlation between breast size on girls and penis size of their mates??? Only among those with implants. **Moderator’s Notes:** Berdollos, you’d better do something to assure me this post isn’t an attempt at trolling. And quickly, or it’ll be locked and you’ll garner yourself an official admonishment. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/29 "2002-05-01T17:59:06Z")
Do lactating women have bib tits? If not, should they? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/30 "2002-05-01T18:02:19Z")
Remember that Blackadder episode when Edmund’s Puritanical aunt and uncle are coming for a visit. It’s the one where Baldrick finds a thingie-shaped turnip. Near the end of the show, Blackadder’s friends come over for a good drink-fest and they all wear an enormous pair of fake bosoms. Those are what I think of when I see bib tits. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/31 "2002-05-01T18:25:14Z")
Aren’t bib tits the ones that keep the kid clean while they nurse? ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/32 "2002-05-01T20:35:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > I guess I’m the only woman here, then, who carried a _Go-No Go_ gauge around when I was dating??? “You must be at least _this long_ to ride me.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/33 "2002-05-01T20:48:46Z")
The fascinating thing is that Baldric has a thingie shaped exactly like a turnip! As to the OP, I have fairly small breasts and an active dislike of men with over-average sized penises. (they hurt!!) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/34 "2002-05-01T20:50:38Z")
When I saw this thread’s title I thought of one of those **Price/Stern/Sloan** humor booklets from the 1960’s and 1970’s (they’re the folks that put out the books of “Elephant Jokes”) entitled **Big Boobs are…** One of the thinkgs having Big Boobs meant was “…never having to worry about dropping something on the buffet line” The accompanying cartoon showed a “well endowed” woman carrying a lot of food, some of it caught in her “bib tits”. The OP is clearly something that my wife would say only occurs to guys. Any thought of correlation of body part sizes is, I suspect, a Male Fantasy. Some women evidently care about size in men, but I’ll bet it doesn’t correlate with their physical measurements. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/35 "2002-05-01T20:50:45Z")
Why the _hell_ is there are thread about my tits? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/36 "2002-05-01T22:31:49Z")
::wanders in, mildly curious about what a Bib Tit might be:: ::shakes head in bemusement at some of the comments, and at the OP in general, giggles and wanders out again:: Bib Tits. Now we’ll have a new Only-On-The-SDMB term. Well, at least it goes well with Butt Cleavage. 😛 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/37 "2002-05-01T23:03:41Z")
i thought bib tits might have something to do with overalls. i guess not… ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/38 "2002-05-01T23:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally Posted by Speaker for the Dead_ > **…pseudo-microwang** Band name! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/39 "2002-05-01T23:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\*I guess I’m the only woman here, then, who carried a _Go-No Go_ gauge around when I was dating??? \*\* Now, when you got a GO reading, did that mean, like, “PASS GO, COLLECT $200”, or “GO AWAY WITH THAT FOOL THANG”? Brings a whole new definition to **Headspace and Timing** , too. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631/40 "2002-05-01T23:57:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purrplebear \* > \*\*::wanders in, mildly curious about what a Bib Tit might be:: > > ::shakes head in bemusement at some of the comments, and at the OP in general, giggles and wanders out again:: > > Bib Tits. Now we’ll have a new Only-On-The-SDMB term. Well, at least it goes well with Butt Cleavage. 😛 😃 \*\* Bib Tits and Butt Cleavage… I like the sound of that! :rolleyes: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-bib-tits-couple-with/106631.md?page=3)