# Do girls with protruding nipples draw your attention?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 11, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054 "2003-06-11T05:33:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/41 "2003-06-11T17:13:51Z")

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**Author:** ![Aranea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aranea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aranea)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/42 "2003-06-11T17:15:31Z")

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Sadly, perky nipples also attract the attention of cockatoos. Damn bird nearly bit mine off.

:eek:

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**Author:** ![H8\_2\_W8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@H8\_2\_W8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/H8_2_W8)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/43 "2003-06-11T17:15:40Z")

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Dammit! I’m such a boob. I hit “Submit Reply” before I could even think of something funny to say with that last post of mine!

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/44 "2003-06-11T17:18:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dangerosa \*  
> \*\*Gee, when I press my hands against them, they do anything but go down…isn’t that kind of like rubbing yourself to get rid of an erection.
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> \*\*

Actually, Dangerosa, that is the easiest way for me to get rid of an erection 😉

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/45 "2003-06-11T17:41:19Z")

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Yeah, but it takes a lot more than a few minutes in the bathroom to make nipples go flat if _thats_ what you are going for.

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/46 "2003-06-11T17:46:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by H8\_2\_W8 \*  
> \*\*Personally, I’m a sucker for nipples . \*\*

Do tell.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/47 "2003-06-11T18:24:32Z")

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I guess they kinda add to the overall effect if I bother to [look up that far](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=188302&pagenumber=2#post3515978)

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/48 "2003-06-11T18:58:12Z")

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I read somewhere (sorry, no cite) that in a study conducted in Las Vegas casinos that women with hard nipples did in fact attract more attention than those without.

Get ya some!

[url=http://www.nipplets.com/main.htmlHere

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/49 "2003-06-11T18:59:34Z")

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See! You can’t even code properly while even THINKING about them!:smack:

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**Author:** ![Toaster52](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Toaster52](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toaster52)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/50 "2003-06-11T20:37:02Z")

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**Zebra**  
_“I’ve seen shirts forced to follow the contours of an errect nipple and that I find very pleasing to observe.”_

…and when there is a taut seat belt running between her breasts…good LORD!!!

_fans himself_

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/51 "2003-06-11T22:12:55Z")

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You know, it would be interesting to do an experiment where you have a female employer wearing those inserts (or get her own nipples up at attention, either way) then do job interviews with men and women; The reactions the applicants must have would be interesting/funny.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/52 "2003-06-11T23:20:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duke of Rat \*  
> \*\*I read somewhere (sorry, no cite) that in a study conducted in Las Vegas casinos that women with hard nipples did in fact attract more attention than those without.

I would have never guessed that. 😉

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/53 "2003-06-11T23:43:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by quietman1920 \*  
> \*\*I think its curious that this attracts the attention of women who are not aroused by other women as well. This gets into one of those areas where men can never know what a woman really thinks. When a woman notices that on another woman, are they thinking “Well I have much better self control than her” or are they thinking “Ha-ha! Mine are much cuter” ? \*\*

In my case, neither. The thought process goes more like " Wow, that’s such a pretty necklace. I wonder where she got it. I think I saw one at…hmmm, where _was_ it? Gee, it must be cold in here. She should have worn a bra with that shirt, considering. Oh wait, I remember where I saw a necklace like that! They had it in the catologue for…"

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**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/54 "2003-06-12T00:05:08Z")

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My daughter has a secret high school warning for the “headlights on” condition.

She says sne.

sneeeeeee!

stands for Spontaneous Nipple Erection.

heh and I thought XYZ was clever.

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**Author:** ![Thinks2Much](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Thinks2Much](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thinks2Much)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/55 "2003-06-12T00:28:25Z")

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When I notice another woman’s, I don’t think much of anything other than she must be cold. But then I suffer from what I call PENS - Perpetually Erect Nipple Syndrome. It’s not all the time, but it doesn’t take much and I don’t notice when they are - don’t feel it. I try to wear padded bras, but I am already a C and don’t need the extra oomph from the pad. Mine can still produce a silouette through 3 layers - bra shirt and sweater. Since there isn’t much I can do about it, I just don’t think about it. If it shows, tough. I have done what I can - I am not using bandaids or tape as it would have to be there all the time. So that would be why I don’t care if another woman’s are showing.  
I don’t judge either - such as mine are cuter or something because beauty is in the eye of the beholder and for those who prefer mine, there others who prefer otherwise.

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**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/56 "2003-06-12T00:38:56Z")

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Yes, they are quite eye-pleasing. I am even lucky enough to have a wife that points out the offending nipples to me when we are in public (or on TV, for that matter).

And I hate to point this out, but it’s not “headlights,” people! It’s “high beams”! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/57 "2003-06-12T01:06:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by chrisk72 \*  
> \*\*When I notice another woman’s, I don’t think much of anything other than she must be cold. But then I suffer from what I call PENS - Perpetually Erect Nipple Syndrome. It’s not all the time, but it doesn’t take much and I don’t notice when they are - don’t feel it. I try to wear padded bras, but I am already a C and don’t need the extra oomph from the pad. Mine can still produce a silouette through 3 layers - bra shirt and sweater. Since there isn’t much I can do about it, I just don’t think about it. If it shows, tough. I have done what I can - I am not using bandaids or tape as it would have to be there all the time. So that would be why I don’t care if another woman’s are showing.  
> \*\*

So, does your syndrome produce a related syndrome in your hubby/BF/SO? Something like PEPS? And, it sounds like your nipples have plenty of oomph, too. But, I agree, you shouldn’t have to cover them up, if it doesn’t bother you.

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**Author:** ![Thinks2Much](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Thinks2Much](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thinks2Much)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/58 "2003-06-12T01:58:04Z")

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Davebear - funny you should ask. Throughout the course of my life, it has gone something like early in the relationship they told me they loved it and it was a major factor in being attracted to me, but the longer they were with me, the more they’d tell me to try to do a better job hiding it in public.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/59 "2003-06-12T02:42:17Z")

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I used to work with a very attractive large breasted girl who had that syndrome. I got a LOT of practice looking her in the eye against my will. I’m pretty good at it now, though in the back of my head, I’m still thinking, “Dang it, I’m missing the show!”

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-girls-with-protruding-nipples-draw-your-attention/181054/60 "2003-06-12T08:12:07Z")

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A very prescient thread.

This morning I was in my car, stopped at a railroad crossing, and this very attractive, extremely well-proportioned girl walked past, with very obvious nipplage going on.

In the interests of lechery - er I mean research for this thread - I ogled her subtly from behind my dark glasses, and she _rubbed them extensively_, presumably to make them go down. This action had the opposite effect on me.

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