# Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2013, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988 "2013-04-29T04:52:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/21 "2013-04-29T14:49:48Z")

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There are a number of posters here, of the Hyper Partisan Hack species (esp the Legal Pedant subspecies), whose screeds are burned into my brain.

You’re not even close. I just remember a couple of witty comments you’ve made. And one random fact that you once posted (I saw a guy who looks just like you teaching an evening class at MATC, and I almost stuck my head in the classroom and asked “Excuse me, but are you the gentleman that always travels with two pillows and a parrot?”).

I’d say, if you have the superpower that causes people to go apeshit crazy and get banned, I’m glad you’re using that power to help clear the board of the crazies. And if you can take any credit for getting JOSH out of here, I’ll start working on that statue of you… with a parrot.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/22 "2013-04-29T14:57:08Z")

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OH Fuck, Boyo Jim involved getting rid of JOSH? I’ll start collecting funding for the monument right away!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/23 "2013-04-29T15:03:56Z")

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I am enraged by the lack of links in the OP.

Absolutely livid.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/24 "2013-04-29T15:32:51Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Without some links, to what you’re on about, it’s kind of hard to say whether you have some ownership in these cases or not.
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> We’d need to see these enraging posts to know for sure, I should think!

I don’t need to piss off the two most recent people again by pointing a finger at them, but if you want links. here are [3](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=202036) [of the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=130528&highlight=yojimboguy) [4](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=433707&highlight=Boyo) Pit threads started with me as the target. I can’t find the last one, and I can’t even remember what it was about, but I remember clearly thinking, “This is the FOURTH time I’ve been Pitted.”

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/25 "2013-04-29T15:42:07Z")

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That’s all? I can’t believe it doesn’t happen more often.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/26 "2013-04-29T16:18:35Z")

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I don’t really know you except as the guy that doesn’t know how to handle unwanted email.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/27 "2013-04-29T16:25:18Z")

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**Boyo Jim** was feeling some angst, although he couldn’t identify it as such since he was unaware that the word existed or what the definition was, but if he had been aware of it, he would know that it means a feeling of anxiety, apprehension, or insecurity and that it is of German origin and that Hitler probably felt the same emotion; not to say that **Boyo** has Nazi leanings, but then _he’s_ the one feeling the angst, now isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/28 "2013-04-29T16:40:16Z")

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Which reminds me. You know who else engendered feelings of anger and even hatred in others, right?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/29 "2013-04-29T16:44:58Z")

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Martha Stewart?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/30 "2013-04-29T18:25:03Z")

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Get over yourself. You’re not the center of anyone’s world but your own.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/31 "2013-04-29T18:33:39Z")

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Not even a little. I think it had to be more about those posters’ personal problems than anything you were posting. Although I have no idea what actually went on, so I’m probably talking out of my ass. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/32 "2013-04-29T19:50:13Z")

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You do enrage me, as does almost everyone, and I’m already beyond reason and restraint, so it doesn’t matter much.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/33 "2013-04-29T22:31:19Z")

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> [@DrumBum](#):
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> Perhaps the detractors don’t like your Bulwer-Lytton writing style. 😃

Boyo Jim’s style doesn’t bother me, except when he’s in his Batman costume. Then he’s a dark and stormy knight.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/34 "2013-04-29T23:10:43Z")

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Monica: I don’t find you threatening.  
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you’re very, uh… you’re very, uh… kind.  
Monica: At all.

My rage burns with the heat of, oh, three or four EZ-Bake ovens.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/35 "2013-04-30T00:01:48Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Get over yourself. You’re not the center of anyone’s world but your own.

Rawr hiss

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/36 "2013-04-30T00:11:36Z")

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Even though I often disagree with you (but seldom bother to post about it), you could never possibly enrage me after this [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=582804).

Of course now I’m a little enraged because we don’t have any peanut butter at the moment.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/37 "2013-04-30T00:18:21Z")

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Is this a thread for us to list all the things that anger us about you? Yes? Okay, I’ll start with: You’re from Wisconsin.

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/38 "2013-04-30T00:45:44Z")

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I have an answer to your OP. The answer is no. Those were some of the tamest pittings I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/39 "2013-04-30T01:10:03Z")

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> [@dnooman](#):
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> I have an answer to your OP. The answer is no. Those were some of the tamest pittings I’ve ever seen.

Sorta my thought when I gave them a quick look. Not a single, “Stupid motherfucker,” or “I hate your guts and wish you dead,” to be seen.

I’ve never started a Pit thread, nor ever expect to, but in keeping with historical Boyo Jim pittings, “I hope you get sub-optimal returns on your investments.”

So there.

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-enrage-people-here-beyond-reason-and-restraint/656988/40 "2013-04-30T01:14:15Z")

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You had to go back a decade for those first two! It seems like you should institute some kind of personal statute of limitations.

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