# Do I have a personality?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086 "2001-07-19T19:16:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/41 "2001-07-20T16:29:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> \*\*I remember you. Ah yes, I remember you well. Now…do you remember me? \*\*

Great Caesar’s Ghost! Where have you been hiding?! All is right in the world now that I have found the queen of sexual inuendos again. Be still my heart, for the hottest, wisest, wittiest flirter in the world remembers me! I feel faint… I may pass out… I may need mouth-to-mouth ;)😃

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/42 "2001-07-20T16:32:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \*  
> \*\*uh, _all_ the time? I guess I better quit picking my nose at stoplights then…  
> \*\*

Oh man, that slayed me. I laughed so hard I cried.

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/43 "2001-07-20T17:59:34Z")

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**xisor** Gosh my first invite to stalk someone. I am sooo excited, I need to go pick out some neato stalker music. Maybe I’ll pick up the Police’s “Every Breath you Take”.

**Rue DeDay** and **xisor** just for you [naked chick photos](http://www.cyborganic.net/People/feathersite/Poultry/CGA/Brahma/BRKBrChix.html).  
**FairyChatMom** I didn’t know you were getting a nose job. Whose nose did you pick as the model? That is a weird place to determine whose to use though.

**Blackclaw** you make the bestest villian. I am shaking in my boots (if I were wearing boots but I have on tennies).

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/44 "2001-07-20T20:23:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*  
> **Cyn** - I promise I won’t hit you, but sometimes I do bite 😉

I bruise easily, but becomingly…

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/45 "2001-07-20T21:41:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cyn \*  
> \*\*I bruise easily, but becomingly… \*\*

note to self: Cyn = good hickey recipient.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/46 "2001-07-20T22:22:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*  
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> **Vestal Blue** - I used to idolize your posts when I was a newby.  
> \*\*

Awwwwwwwww. ::heart melts::  
I…I love ya, man! 😃

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**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/47 "2001-07-20T23:37:37Z")

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Awwww, **xizor** , I feel loved now. I get all mushy inside. Thanks for the loveliness. What was it that caught you? My lovely eyes, my creamy skin, or my honesty? Is it that you just wanted to see me blush? Well, it worked. :embarrassed:

**FairyChatMom** , if I were still drinking my soda, it would have been cleverly displayed on my computer screen. I will never be able to forget that image. It will be in my mind everytime I see your user name. Aren’t you lucky? But I will not bring it up, again. Unless you do something horribly nasty. You haven’t yet, and I don’t think you ever will, so you should be safe.🙂

And **Manda JO** , I picture you as that little girl(okay a teen) on Nickelodeon. You know the one who is on “The Amanda Show”? She is annoying, but I definitely think of you as pleasant. Anyways…

**Blackclaw** , thank you for not letting this thread die. I don’t know what I would do if I killed it.

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**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/48 "2001-07-21T00:10:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by deb2world \*  
> **Blackclaw** you make the bestest villian. I am shaking in my boots (if I were wearing boots but I have on tennies). \*\*

Awww… shucks…

::Shuffles black booted feet::

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/49 "2001-07-21T00:32:52Z")

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**xizor** , I’ll remember you now. Sometimes I need to be reminded who _I_ am, so don’t feel too bad. Of course, now you’re under pressure to produce nothing but thoughtful, amusing posts to keep our attention. But I’m sure you’re up to it. You seem cool enough to me.

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/50 "2001-07-21T02:18:20Z")

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Woohoo, keeping the board alive. Just so we won’t be forgotten 😉  
Yep, having a board stalker seems like much fun. Real like stalker though, not so much.

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/51 "2001-07-21T02:31:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Blackclaw \*  
> **But I post anyway in the hope that I have a lurker fan club out there somewhere.**

Hell, _I_ don’t even have a lurker fan club out there!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/52 "2001-07-21T02:45:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lady Juliet \*  
> Yep, having a board stalker seems like much fun. Real like stalker though, not so much.

Oh, I don’t know; I had one and it was kinda fun. About four years ago I was stalked by Smithsonian magazine.

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**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/53 "2001-07-21T13:11:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Blackclaw \*  
> > **But I post anyway in the hope that I have a lurker fan club out there somewhere.**
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> Hell, _I_ don’t even have a lurker fan club out there! \*\*

Um… How do you know?

Maybe after you left the secret Lurker society they decided they missed you and formed a fan club!

I remember my days as a lurker fondly. No pressure, no worries about thousands of others judging your posts, and the grey cloaks you got to wear were really cool. The only problem was it was hard to communicate with each other and so at parties someone inevitably forgot to bring enough cheetos.

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/54 "2001-07-21T13:57:43Z")

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I think that some names are easier to remember than others, maybe because mnemonic association with the name.

I think sometimes that I am a little more recognizable because of the graphics (for annoyance value if nothing else). And my spider hugs have been mentioned in the BBQ Pit.

Anonymity isn’t so bad.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/55 "2001-07-22T01:41:14Z")

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\*Originally posted by dlgirl \*  
**FairyChatMom** , if I were still drinking my soda, it would have been cleverly displayed on my computer screen. I will never be able to forget that image. It will be in my mind everytime I see your user name. Aren’t you lucky? But I will not bring it up, again. Unless you do something horribly nasty. You haven’t yet, and I don’t think you ever will, so you should be safe.🙂

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Horribly nasty?? Moi?!? Perish the thought!! I prefer to save the nasty stuff for my conjugal arena, but I say too much…

Anyway, I really don’t pick my nose at traffic lights - not since I took to wearing long sleeves…

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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/56 "2001-07-22T01:55:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xizor \*  
> \*\*note to self: Cyn = good hickey recipient. \*\*

Another good sig:  
Considered a good hickey recipient by **xizor**

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/57 "2001-07-22T03:31:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> Oh, I don’t know; I had one and it was kinda fun. About four years ago I was stalked by Smithsonian magazine.

Well then, in _that_ case…

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/58 "2001-07-22T04:24:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lady Juliet \*
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> > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> > Oh, I don’t know; I had one and it was kinda fun. About four years ago I was stalked by Smithsonian magazine.
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> Well then, in _that_ case…

It’s true. For three months in a row, everytime I got a new issue there was an article in it about someplace I’d just been. They were following me.

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**Author:** ![JustAskAnyone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JustAskAnyone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAskAnyone)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/59 "2001-07-22T09:57:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> \*\*Hell, _I_ don’t even have a lurker fan club out there! \*\*

Yes you do. It’s just and unlisted Yahoo club that you can’t come to, because we’d be embarrassed if you saw the glowing things we say about you 😉

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-have-a-personality/73086/60 "2001-07-22T15:25:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JustAskAnyone \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*  
> > \*\*Hell, _I_ don’t even have a lurker fan club out there! \*\*
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> Yes you do. It’s just and unlisted Yahoo club that you can’t come to, because we’d be embarrassed if you saw the glowing things we say about you 😉 \*\*

I heard there was a group of men looking for the members of this club…and they have nice white jackets, and the jackets they are carrying have VERY long sleeves that wrap around back…

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