# Do I Know You? (2006 Version) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414 "2006-01-31T22:15:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/141 "2006-02-04T05:09:31Z")
**DfrntBreign** is an **A** for me. Just doesn’t ring a bell. Perhaps we haven’t participated in many/any of the same threads. **silenus** would rate a **D** , I suppose. I know he likes “Bloom County,” and he’s racked up enough posts that he’d be pretty hard to miss. 😃 For **Hung Mung** , I’d have to go with a **C**. Though I don’t really know anything about him, I’ve seen his posts show up in a lot of threads I read. I just can’t remember the specifics. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/142 "2006-02-04T19:32:43Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > You’re a C for me too, Silenus. I like your username, though. Uh, OK. Does anyone know me? **neutron star** is an A for me. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/143 "2006-02-04T19:34:54Z")
If I remember correctly, \*\*Fetus \*\*is a mild D… Has done some extremely odd things which often prompt the thought “Don’t ask” or “I don’t even want to know”, one of which may have involved a dog… ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/144 "2006-02-04T19:36:39Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Uh, OK. Does anyone know me? > …snip… C, I have seen you in fottball threads and I think somewhere you mentioned you’re in college. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/145 "2006-02-04T19:42:51Z")
**TellMeI’mNotCrazy** is a D for me. Don’t know what the personal interests are, but I enjoy **TMINC** ’s posts, which are enhanced by an excellent username. I think I faintly recall the thread that makes him think that I do something terrible with dogs, but I have never done such things, nor been a member of the Communist Party. ;j I’ve never owned a dog or really spent much time around one; I never liked the things, and was terrified of every single one until I was about 13. I can’t even say I’ve ever been alone with a dog, that I can remember. I have friends who have friends who’ve performed Amazing Feats of Bestiality, though, and I’ve seen quite a wide range of sexual oddities in porn during my wilder years. I’ve never actually done anything really crazy/illegal/mind-blowing except a lot of drugs for about a year or so. In fact, the kinkiest sexual experience I’ve ever had was a blowjob in the shower a few days ago. No, scratch that. A blowjob in a city park. It was at night, though. And I knew the girl. **What Exit?** is a D. He’s a pretty huge fan of science fiction; I always think of the post-apocalyptic Doper society thread when I see him around. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/146 "2006-02-04T20:10:38Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** is a D for me. Don’t know what the personal interests are, but I enjoy **TMINC** ’s posts, which are enhanced by an excellent username. > > I think I faintly recall the thread that makes him think that I do something terrible with dogs, but I have never done such things, nor been a member of the Communist Party. ;j I’ve never owned a dog or really spent much time around one; I never liked the things, and was terrified of every single one until I was about 13. I can’t even say I’ve ever been alone with a dog, that I can remember. I have friends who have friends who’ve performed Amazing Feats of Bestiality, though, and I’ve seen quite a wide range of sexual oddities in porn during my wilder years. I’ve never actually done anything really crazy/illegal/mind-blowing except a lot of drugs for about a year or so. In fact, the kinkiest sexual experience I’ve ever had was a blowjob in the shower a few days ago. No, scratch that. A blowjob in a city park. It was at night, though. And I knew the girl. > > **What Exit?** is a D. He’s a pretty huge fan of science fiction; I always think of the post-apocalyptic Doper society thread when I see him around. I had to go looking to find it: [Fetus attests to the fact that semen looks the same regardless of animal of origin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6966528&postcount=103) 😉 And psst, thanks for the kind words but I should point out that I am chick. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/147 "2006-02-04T20:49:29Z")
Eh. You don’t have to be a biology major to figure out that internal liquids don’t vary all that much between mammals. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/148 "2006-02-05T00:37:29Z")
Hmm, let’s see. **fetus**. C/D. I think you’re 19 or 20 – you’re in college, at least. I believe you’re studying a science. Biology, maybe? _scrolls up_ Well, I got the college thing down at least. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/149 "2006-02-05T01:31:01Z")
omg, OMG! I get to do **Miss Purl McKnittington**! Well, okay…not _do_ her, but you know what I mean. She is a D and E for me. Mainly because she’s a fellow costumer. And has a cool user name. Oh, and she’s pretty cute, too! ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/150 "2006-02-05T01:35:23Z")
**Miss Purl** and \*\*fetus \*\*are both Ds. \*\*Miss Purl \*\* has an interest in Lit Crit. She should know that \*\*fetus \*\* is rather older, by 10-12 years than she remembers. \*\*What Exit? \*\* is of course the poster formerly known as **jrfranchi** , and more like an E for me, even though he rejected my suggestion for a new username. BTW, in case you’ve forgotten: > [@](#): > > A) Not a damn thing. Is that a guest? No, wait…it says “charter member” under their name. Huh…sorry, no recognition whatsoever. > B) Ummm…I think I’ve seen this poster before, but I could be confusing them with a similarly-named poster. Really couldn’t say for sure, though. > C) Yeah, I recognize the name, but couldn’t tell you much about them. > D) Oh, sure…good 'ol \ (or, if you prefer, “that dickweed \”). They like to talk about \ and \. I really \ them, and find them very \. > E) Oooo! One of my favorite posters! I always click on threads and pay extra attention to their posts. > F) Their real name is \, they live in \ town, and I have naked photos of the two of us together. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/151 "2006-02-05T01:51:30Z")
I’ll put myself forward again - anybody know who I am? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/152 "2006-02-05T02:53:50Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’ll put myself forward again - anybody know who I am? 😉 Definitely a D verging to E. New Yorker, Baseball and Football fan. Rational in political arguments. Good guy all around. Frequent poster, almost as bad as me. Seems very eclectic with similar taste. We both seem to like Comedy central Programming a lot. **saoirse** : C: Good Poster, but I can’t think of anything specific. Much lighter on posting frequency then Marley23 or myself. I would say Quality over Quantity. Jim ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/153 "2006-02-05T03:00:38Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’ll put myself forward again - anybody know who I am? 😉 Batman? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/154 "2006-02-05T03:05:42Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’ll put myself forward again - anybody know who I am? 😉 I’d go C+, for I know you’re part of the Straight Dope’s gay faction, so I pray for you as I used to be gay myself until the therapy I needed finally restored my natural heterosexuality about 20 minutes ago. A couple of great posts come to mind, both blasphemous in nature, which always helps. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/155 "2006-02-05T03:23:01Z")
I’m happy to be blasphemous and to make a good impression on somebody as respected and funny as yourself, **Sampiro** , but I’m actually straight. I do my best to be on the right side of those kinds of issues, though. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/156 "2006-02-05T03:29:53Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’m happy to be blasphemous and to make a good impression on somebody as respected and funny as yourself, **Sampiro** , but I’m actually straight. I do my best to be on the right side of those kinds of issues, though. Didn’t you forget to add, “Not that there is anything wrong with that”? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/157 "2006-02-05T03:35:04Z")
> [@What Exit?](#): > > Didn’t you forget to add, “Not that there is anything wrong with that”? 😉 Would you believe I’m not crazy about Seinfield despite my New York status? 😉 I’d say the same of you, Jim. You managed to become a “D” very quickly around here. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/158 "2006-02-05T07:51:10Z")
> [@Miss Purl McKnittington](#): > > Hmm, let’s see. fetus. C/D. I think you’re 19 or 20 – you’re in college, at least. I believe you’re studying a science. Biology, maybe? Nailed. 19, community college, chemistry\*. Nice work! \*Although I haven’t declared it, and I’m considering switching to psychology. How does that make you feel? > [@saoirse](#): > > She should know that **fetus** is rather older, by 10-12 years than she remembers I’d be very curious to know why you thought so. > [@What Exit?](#): > > Good guy all around. “Good”, yes, “all around”, yes, but I’m pretty sure she’s not a guy. On second thought, maybe I’m wrong? Considering myself a “straight ally”, I think I should know the people on this side of the fence a little better, but **Marley23** ’s a C/D for me I guess. I shouldn’t really say D for anyone, because I can’t really name anyone’s pet topics, but I feel like I enjoy his/her (ack!) posts. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/159 "2006-02-05T08:36:18Z")
I’ve seen **fetus** around, but that’s about all I can remember. C. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/160 "2006-02-05T09:22:17Z")
I only know **sturmhauke** from playing DoperBall with him last year. (At least, I _think_ he’s a guy…) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414.md?page=9)