# Do I Know You? (2006 Version)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414 "2006-01-31T22:15:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hokkaido\_Brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d26b3c/32.png) [@Hokkaido\_Brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hokkaido_Brit)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/161 "2006-02-05T09:47:07Z")

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Fetus recently got a hot, hot girlfriend, didn’t he?

Anastaseon is the funniest, cutest doper as far as I am concerned, and all that penis ensuing in her household has me appalled/fascinated/dead jealous.

Amazon Floozy Goddess is someone else whose life I follow; rats are her love.

Anyone know who the hell I am?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/162 "2006-02-05T10:13:28Z")

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You’re a white British woman married to a Japanese man living in Hokkaido so I suppose that makes you a D.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/163 "2006-02-05T11:55:04Z")

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Well, given my ‘previous poster’ is **Aesiron** , I must shamefully admit my answer is:

R) Not a damned thing.

I’m sorry. I just don’t, much to my chagrin. :smack: [sub]Doesn’t mean I can’t do some on-board research though . . .[/sub]

Tripler  
**Aesiron** , sorry man/ma’am.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/164 "2006-02-05T17:13:31Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> … I’m actually straight. I do my best to be on the right side of those kinds of issues, though.

Hmm. Sure it’s not worth just a quick check to make sure you’re right and not me?

Alright then.

Guess it’s a **B** then.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/165 "2006-02-05T17:15:40Z")

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Anyone who doesn’t give **Sampiro** an E simply isn’t paying attention.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/166 "2006-02-05T17:26:16Z")

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**Tripler** is currently in Afghanistan rebuilding airfields as a member of a Heavy Engineering unit. He Kap-toon…he big money! I may see him this summer if we get up Glacier Park way for a Dopefest. I’ve seen pictures of him with a cigar, and we’ve swapped things wrapped in plastic, so I guess that makes him an “F.” 😃

**Sampiro** and **Hal** are obvious “E” s.

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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/167 "2006-02-05T18:17:34Z")

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:::sulks:::

I’m invisible, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/168 "2006-02-05T18:19:01Z")

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…and easily distracted.

**silenus** is a solid C – I’ve seen posts from this poster, and yet I know very little about them. And we both live in SoCal!

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/169 "2006-02-05T18:35:49Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> :::sulks:::
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> I’m invisible, apparently.

I’m afraid you’re a B for me. I definitely know the name, but I’m not sure of any details.

I’m just sad that I came in 3rd in the 2005 Death Pool and _still_ no one knows who I am!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/170 "2006-02-05T18:43:22Z")

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**Feydeau** : a B for me, I know the name, but that is about it.  
**LilyoftheValley** : an A, sorry to say.  
**silenus** : Beer and Sci-Fi fans, I like and appreciate your posts. Hmm, I would have to go with an E. If I see you were the last to post to a thread, I am more likely to check the thread out. Sounds like E. Very cool name too. (at least in terms of Geek Appeal)

Jim

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/171 "2006-02-05T20:05:44Z")

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> [@Hokkaido Brit](#):
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> Fetus recently got a hot, hot girlfriend, didn’t he?

Sure did. I’d post pics, but I don’t think she’d be happy with that.

> [@Hokkaido Brit](#):
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> and all that penis ensuing in her household has me appalled/fascinated/dead jealous.

No kidding! I don’t know if I have half the stamina of her hubby.

Since I already put my entry in for **What Exit?** , I’ll put one in for **LotV**. She’s a definite C for me. I recognize her because she’s been around seven months longer than me, but I couldn’t tell you anything about her at all.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/172 "2006-02-05T20:08:16Z")

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BTW, **Hokkaido Brit** , you’re a D for me. You’re a British woman in Japan and you have a kid with allergies. The kid’s school thinks you’re a crazy gaijin overanalyzing your child, and doesn’t think the allergy is anything serious.

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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/173 "2006-02-05T20:17:08Z")

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> [@fetus](#):
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> BTW, **Hokkaido Brit** , you’re a D for me. You’re a British woman in Japan and you have a kid with allergies. The kid’s school thinks you’re a crazy gaijin overanalyzing your child, and doesn’t think the allergy is anything serious.

**fetus** , definite C for me. I know I’ve seen you around a bit but I can’t recall any specifics. Sorry.

Ooh, oh, do me.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/174 "2006-02-05T21:10:26Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> **Aesiron** , sorry man/ma’am.

I’m a dude and, **threemae** , you’re a C. I’ve seen your name but I can’t remember a single detail.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/175 "2006-02-05T21:48:39Z")

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**Aesiron** , you’re a D bordering on E for me. I’ve chatted with you a fair bit on #straightdope; you’re a bisexual or bi-curious atheist bachelor who I seem to recall having a discriminating taste in beer. I think you made a big move to Oregon (from…Missouri?) about a year and a half ago.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/176 "2006-02-05T21:49:52Z")

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BTW, I’m still very curious as to why I’m 10-12 years older than I am. Seriously, I’m dying to know! Most people guess my age about 5 years high in person, and I’d love to know if there were some factor other than my looks involved…

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/177 "2006-02-05T22:24:48Z")

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> [@fetus](#):
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> BTW, I’m still very curious as to why I’m 10-12 years older than I am. Seriously, I’m dying to know! Most people guess my age about 5 years high in person, and I’d love to know if there were some factor other than my looks involved…

No idea, but I am most definitely positive that Feydeau is a homo (well, I don’t have firsthand knowledge, but on good authority no less), and he’s from California (or lives there now) and is IIRC a screenwriter (or something with vowels in it), so I’m going to say **C**. (No idea on the age thing but I generally assume everybody on this board is 35 until proven otherwise.)

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/178 "2006-02-06T03:23:39Z")

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I think everyone else has been covered, so I’ll say that **threemae** is a D for me. I think I first remember the name standing out from a Pit thread about Lance Armstrong. Do I have that right?

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/179 "2006-02-06T07:39:20Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> I only know **sturmhauke** from playing DoperBall with him last year. (At least, I _think_ he’s a guy…)

Sorry to disappoint, but I’ve never posted in a Doperball thread. You got the guy part right, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-know-you-2006-version/342414/180 "2006-02-06T08:23:15Z")

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> [@sturmhauke](#):
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> Sorry to disappoint, but I’ve never posted in a Doperball thread. You got the guy part right, anyway.

:smack: That would actually be **Sternvogel**. (I had to actually go and look it up.)

Sorry about that. But I’ve seen you around…

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