# Do I look different? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 15, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532 "2000-05-15T01:47:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/1 "2000-05-15T01:47:18Z")
Just wondering ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/2 "2000-05-15T01:49:44Z")
Hmm,…you look a little longer, but you wear it well. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/3 "2000-05-15T01:53:53Z")
Whose ass did you kiss to get your name changed? I spotted it in the “Don’t look here and not post” or whatever the hell the name of the thread was thread. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/4 "2000-05-15T01:56:30Z")
…is that flecks of grey I see at the temples? And, unless I’m very much mistaken, you have put on a little weight. And, now that I’m closer, I’m wondering, yes, I think I see a twinkle in your eye… Exactly what are you up to now mister? ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/5 "2000-05-15T02:07:11Z")
Gez, hoo-ha, what have you been drining, shoe polish? Look at you. Gotta get you into Betty Ford, man. You’re a mess. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/6 "2000-05-15T02:17:26Z")
Hoo-wah ah is not hoo-ha What tha? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/7 "2000-05-15T02:18:54Z")
hoo-ha! I like it! ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/8 "2000-05-15T02:24:43Z")
I guess I’ve forgotten. Who were you before? Aha? ---
**Author:** ![annalamerino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@annalamerino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/annalamerino)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/9 "2000-05-15T02:26:53Z")
Or Silo? he seems to be a Mike, too. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/10 "2000-05-15T02:35:43Z")
When I as a little girl, we called the vagina a “hoo-ha” or a “susie.” Just a little side note…but everytime I see your name, I giggle. You should know that, Mike. You’re looking very feminine today, buddy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/11 "2000-05-15T02:36:22Z")
Oh, I like it, hoo-ha. The only change I see is a little glimmer of smugness about the head and shoulders. Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/12 "2000-05-15T02:40:11Z")
Is that a toupee? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/13 "2000-05-15T02:46:16Z")
Do you look different?! Hoo-hah, sweetie, we’ve been wondering all along exactly which species you should be classified as! The forehead and digits are okay, the gray-green skin we’ve written off as hangover induced, ditto possibly on the gills, but there is one difference we’ve all been wondering about but were too polite to ask. But now that you brought up the subject, your, hmmm, well _family jewels_. Good lord, man (or whatever) wha’ happened to you?! Did spill Chernobyl Cola on 'em? I don’t want to encourage litigation, but you have a case. ::shakes head ruefully:: Veb ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/14 "2000-05-15T02:55:37Z")
Aha, you sure know how to hoot your horn! ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/15 "2000-05-15T13:34:23Z")
I see what he’s trying to pull… and I rest firmly on the “no comment” square. If the mountain won’t come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/16 "2000-05-15T20:11:21Z")
You favor my best friend **aha** a great deal. He’s a wonderful man. No substitute for the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-look-different/19532/17 "2000-05-15T20:21:56Z")
You’re shameless you know that? 🙂 Did you grow an extra arm or something?