# "Do I make you a little horny? Well strip down and get naked!" **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 30, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687 "2006-09-30T01:54:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/1 "2006-09-30T01:54:25Z")
[Cripes](http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/politics/15642927.htm). I’m not going to make this a partisan thing. Really. I’m just kind of overwhelmed with it all, lately. Do I laugh? Cry? Do I dare ask what’s next before November finally comes? Cripes! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/2 "2006-09-30T02:09:45Z")
Terribly sorry. My link appears to have altered itself. [Here](http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/29/congressman.e.mails/index.html) is another one, though the wording of one of my quotes isn’t quite the same. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/3 "2006-09-30T02:14:37Z")
[Hastert and friends sat on this for months:](http://www.casperstartribune.net/articles/2006/09/29/ap/headlines/d8keqvk80.txt) > [@](#): > > The page worked for Rep. Rodney Alexander, R-La., who said Friday that when he learned of the e-mail exchanges 10 to 11 months ago, he called the teen’s parents. Alexander told the Ruston Daily Leader, “We also notified the House leadership that there might be a potential problem,” a reference to the House’s Republican leaders. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/4 "2006-09-30T02:15:40Z")
Ah. I guess that’s what’s next. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/5 "2006-09-30T02:15:47Z")
No offence, **Loopydude** , but you don’t make me horny at all. I’ll strip down, though, if you really think it’s that important. Oh, I see you’re referring to that little thing involving now-former Rep. Foley. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/6 "2006-09-30T02:16:01Z")
From the article: > [@](#): > > Foley was chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children’s Caucus and was active in child protection issues, including pushing for legislation to protect children from exploitation by adults over the Internet and further restrictions of child pornography on the Web. Of _course_ he was. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/7 "2006-09-30T02:27:20Z")
Oh no no no. Everyone knows there are are no gay Republican. Evertone knows you only catch teh gay (or the desire to have sex with anyone underaged or who you are not legally married to) from unhealthy exposure to liberal ideas. Must be the liberal media defaiming the poor man. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/8 "2006-09-30T02:29:27Z")
[QUOTE=Orbifold] Of _course_ he was. [/QUOTE] Yeah, that takes it about 2000 light years beyond the pale, doesn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/9 "2006-09-30T02:39:24Z")
First inkling on the radio, this afternoon, sounded like a silly story. Then it grew, then I saw some of the e-mails, “horny”, “strip your shorts”…and now **Squink** tells me Dennis Hastert _knew about it!_… It’s like watching a shit souffle rise. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/10 "2006-09-30T02:41:01Z")
Next he’ll come out of the closet. As a Democrat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/11 "2006-09-30T02:55:24Z")
Originally said by Rep. Mark Foley (R - Pervert) > [@](#): > > "Do I make you a little horny? " Dude’s been watching too many Austin Powers movies. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/12 "2006-09-30T03:01:38Z")
One is too many. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/13 "2006-09-30T03:02:52Z")
[Well, hey there young fella!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwLNl04lPd0) ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/14 "2006-09-30T03:03:57Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] Dude’s been watching too many Austin Powers movies. [/QUOTE] Shall we resign now, or resign later, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/15 "2006-09-30T03:50:45Z")
Finally, we reach the ultimate: Pedophilia: IOKIYAR. If anybody every doubted the desperation with which the Pubbies cling to power, this might help rip the scales from their eyes. Next time someone tells you the Pubbies wouldn’t rig voting machines and otherwise steal elections, think hard about Hastert sitting on his Honorable Pedophile Colleague’s little secret in hopes (now vain) that it would outlast the election. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/16 "2006-09-30T03:57:50Z")
**Pochaco** , you are so going to Hell. Cya there. I’m still having trouble accepting the Hastert story. I don’t have any special regard for the man, but that is just so _loathesome_… I’m as partisan as they come, but I just hope it ain’t so. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/17 "2006-09-30T04:20:07Z")
His name will be on the ballot, but the votes will go to someone else? Is it weird that I think that’s the strangest thing about this? ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/18 "2006-09-30T04:20:47Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] I’m still having trouble accepting the Hastert story. [/QUOTE] > [@](#): > > House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) told The Washington Post last night that he had learned this spring of some “contact” between Foley and a 16-year-old page. Boehner said he told House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.), and that Hastert assured him “ **we’re taking care of it.** ” > > It was not immediately clear what actions Hastert took. His spokesman had said earlier that the speaker did not know of the sexually charged e-mails between Foley and the boy. [Washington Post](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html) ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/19 "2006-09-30T04:24:25Z")
Obviously they were seeking to keep this under wraps at least until after the elections. Almost made it, boys. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687/20 "2006-09-30T04:37:35Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] No offence, **Loopydude** , but you don’t make me horny at all. [/QUOTE] Clearly I’ve lost my mojo. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-i-make-you-a-little-horny-well-strip-down-and-get-naked/374687.md?page=2)