Dear Og! How often would the parents decide they wanted to ensure they were speaking to the right twin? How often would they do “spot checks”? The mind boggles.
What?
Proof that loneliness, cheeseburgers and genitalia identification are a dangerous mix.
They can be genetically identical, but not genitally identical. At least the sisters I dated weren’t. 
From what I saw in Playboy, The Dahm triplets look about as identical as you can get. I’ll be happy to advise further, based upon the success of this grant application.
This is the new millenium, it is not unheard of to tatoo ones son/daughter. What to tattoo them however remains a mystery
WoW MoM WoW
Reminds me of when I was a kid in the 70s finding a stash of dirty magazines…
A friend and I were looking at the “pussy quiz” where they’d show pictures of five or ten vaginas, and then pictures of the women’s faces, and you had to match them up. The stranges part of all was not only was it fun, but it was fun in an intellectual sense, and we got right into it, and there was no sense of “looking at rude photos” titillation about it.
Ok,so this has been on my mind for YEARS. I think I am married to a twin and they are pulling a fast one on me. Sorry to be so graphic,but is it possible for the same man to have a longer and curved to the left penis one day and a straight shorter penis on a different day (both times the penis is erect)? My common sense tells me “no”. No one seems to believe what I vividly see going on in my own home,andmaybe it is because I have identical triplets in my family and I am clearly able to tell the difference between them (personality and minute differences in looks). For me,it is so obvious. But when I question this, people think I am nuts. (And I have to admit, it does sound crazy.) I think there has to be an explanation for vastly different penis’ and personalities, right???
Is your husband that magician that does the New Transported Man act?
You think you’re married to a twin? Can you elaborate on that?
*** Insert obligatory zombie joke here***
About 6 years if you go by this thread.
And I too want to know why you {Think} that you are married to a twin.
zombie or no
do you consume enough food for 3 adults? at mealtime does he eat like he has skipped a meal?
is he able to start having sex within a minute, like a teenage guy?
do you hear noises under the bed?
do his personality change at the same time and synchronized with penis change?
I THINK what she’s saying is that to her knowledge her husband does not have a twin brother but at times it seems as if he’s been replaced by his doppelganger and demonstrates slightly differing physical and emotional characteristics.
Do I have that correct agirlnamedsuess?
On a related note I have this condition where my left leg is just a bit too long, and I was wondering if you would mind pulling the other one.
I thought she just wasn’t sure if she was married or not.
Clearly you tattoo one of them with a goatee and just hope it turns out to be the right one.
zombie or no
give him a dick hickey.
Here’s what you do. Every time you have sex with the curved one, do it on the left side of the bed. When you have sex with the smaller one, do ti on the right side. Don’t mention to him what you’re doing.
In a couple years when you’re about to have sex with the curved one say “Hey, do you think it would be weird if we had sex on the right side?” If he says “What are you talking about, we do it over there all the time” then you have your answer.
(On the off chance the the ‘op’ is for real…
How about just making a mark on one of them. Magic marker on the back of one of their necks with a casual touch shouldn’t be too hard.
Need answer fast?