Sounds like an exercise in cognitive dissonance to me. I blame the restaurant industry for convincing everyone that a fusion buffet is a thing.
I’m guessing that you might piss off less people, but for those that are left, you’re going to REALLY piss them off.
On the one hand, I agree with the basic idea. On the other, I recommend you tone down the rhetoric if you want to preach to non-choir-members.
And I’ve always said, “The only good cat is a dead cat.” Because, well, I hate cats.
-VM