Do libraries have a laxative effect on everyone?

For most folks, digestion does not get more robust with age; rather the opposite. Were you to visit an Arby’s today, I might advise inspecting their bathroom for operability and tolerable cleanliness before you start eating. Just sayin’ :wink:


You Good Sir, have an awesome memory. Perhaps we could even say an anal retentive one? :wink:

Which is certainly more convenient for you than these folks who 23 years ago had anal retention challenges at the library:


I’m pretty sure imploding is not the risk. Rather the opposite.