For most folks, digestion does not get more robust with age; rather the opposite. Were you to visit an Arby’s today, I might advise inspecting their bathroom for operability and tolerable cleanliness before you start eating. Just sayin’
You Good Sir, have an awesome memory. Perhaps we could even say an anal retentive one?
Which is certainly more convenient for you than these folks who 23 years ago had anal retention challenges at the library:
I’m pretty sure imploding is not the risk. Rather the opposite.