# "Do men know where it is?" revisited

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 28, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724 "2000-05-28T05:38:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724/1 "2000-05-28T05:38:39Z")

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Punch line of the evening:

"…it’s horrific that in some parts of the world, when a woman approaches sexual maturity, they cut off her clitoris. It really makes me grateful to be an American, because as bad as it gets sometimes, I know that we’ll never do that here…

“…because men here don’t know where the clitoris is!”

**So what’s \<i\>your\</i\> finding the clitoris punchline?**

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724/2 "2000-05-28T22:23:24Z")

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I’ve known where it is for a long time. Just ask Mrs. Dave-Guy 🙂

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724/3 "2000-05-28T23:08:19Z")

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I never knew two nights in a row with my exwife. Is 50% OK?

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724/4 "2000-05-29T09:15:56Z")

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I’ve found that most guys know where it is… they just don’t know what to do with it once they’ve found it.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-know-where-it-is-revisited/20724/5 "2000-05-29T23:10:10Z")

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I’ve never met a man who doesn’t know where it is, nor what to do when they have the opportunity, although particular suggestions are always appreciated. You have to be an astute judge of character- that’s never failed me yet.

My only regret is that I can’t pack an extra!