# Do Men Really Know Where The Clitoris Is?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 24, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468 "2000-05-24T22:46:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StoneyBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@StoneyBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StoneyBaby)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/1 "2000-05-24T22:46:14Z")
I’m so tired of saying, “Thats Not It” Any men out there who KNOW where it is?? ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/2 "2000-05-24T22:50:49Z")
Yep, but I ain’t telling. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/3 "2000-05-24T23:04:33Z")
Yup, I sure do. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/4 "2000-05-24T23:05:28Z")
how do you choose your dates? I mean come on… are they mentally retarded? ---
**Author:** ![seriousart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@seriousart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seriousart)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/5 "2000-05-24T23:08:51Z")
Clitoris… isn’t that in Virginia? ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/6 "2000-05-24T23:21:39Z")
The little man is in the boat. “All hands on deck!” -S ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/7 "2000-05-24T23:23:39Z")
Lordy lordy, I’ve never heard this one before. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/8 "2000-05-24T23:31:50Z")
It’s in the medicine cabinet right next to the shaving cream. -Oh wait; that’s the _Lavoris_… ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/9 "2000-05-24T23:39:46Z")
Yes…I know how to pleasure a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/10 "2000-05-24T23:51:50Z")
Isn’t that that thing right by your appendix? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/11 "2000-05-24T23:57:32Z")
Here in The Netherlands, we are taught were the Clitoris is in elementary school. So yeah, I know where it is. Need any help? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/12 "2000-05-25T00:00:14Z")
If you need a map, I would be glad to draw you one 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/13 "2000-05-25T00:02:12Z")
I haven’t seen this one before either Sue, geesh, on a first post at that. This must be a live one. Makes you wonder now doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/14 "2000-05-25T00:22:34Z")
I do…but do women know where the dick is? we like head ladies…give it up for crying out loud. ---
**Author:** ![billyt123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@billyt123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyt123)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/15 "2000-05-25T00:36:50Z")
I thought i saw her leave with mulva?? ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/16 "2000-05-25T00:40:09Z")
Yes, but we don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/17 "2000-05-25T00:44:16Z")
Not meaning to suggest anything, but… I have talked to sexually active women who didn’t know where the clitoris was, or had misconceptions regarding it. One of them, remarkably, _did_ know where her G-spot was, and believed it was her clitoris. I saw her in a inner city walk-in clinic (i.e. not as part of a practice), and this was not directly related to her primary complaint (a Bartholin’s cyst) Therefore never got a chance to find out the complete story. Perhaps she had some sort of nerve damage or perhaps it was something entirely different. There are more things 'twixt heaven and Earth… ---
**Author:** ![Drew\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Drew\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drew_Blade)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/18 "2000-05-25T01:25:36Z")
I’ve heard that REAL men don’t NEED to know! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/19 "2000-05-25T01:35:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I’m so tired of saying, “Thats Not It” > Any men out there who KNOW where it is?? > \*\* My man does, but I don’t share. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468/20 "2000-05-25T01:45:28Z")
Hmmmm…sounds like Delores. Oh, and it can be called the Mistress Button. Touch it and she starts behaving like one. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-men-really-know-where-the-clitoris-is/20468.md?page=2)