# Do Mermaids have Vaginas? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110 "2004-04-15T04:01:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/21 "2004-04-15T14:57:34Z")
_Of course_ meremaids have vaginas. Where do you think we get caviar? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/22 "2004-04-15T15:32:33Z")
After all that time a sea, if a sailor found a mermaid without a vagina, that would suck. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/23 "2004-04-15T16:09:23Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > :eek: > > I wasn’t on the board yesterday at all, and I completely had a “having sex with a hot mermaid” dream last night. This is really creepy. So that would make you the closest thing we have to an authority on the subject. :scoots up chair: So do tell! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/24 "2004-04-15T16:32:13Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > After all that time a sea, if a sailor found a mermaid without a vagina, that would suck. Ah, yes, but would she swallow? :: D&R :: ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/25 "2004-04-15T16:37:22Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > So that would make you the closest thing we have to an authority on the subject. > > :scoots up chair: > > So do tell! 😉 My dreams tend to be all over the board, and rarely do I make it an entire night in the same dream. My “sex with a hot mermaid” quickly turned into a “stuck in a horse-drawn carriage in sub-zero temperatures making out with a 4 foot tall Hispanic woman”. But the mermaid definitely had a vagina before she turned into the hispanic woman. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/26 "2004-04-15T16:51:35Z")
Details, man, details! This is for science, after all. Where was it located? What techniques did you two employ? Was she satisfied? Did 4 foot hispanic woman in any way resemble Ms. Mermaid? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/27 "2004-04-15T16:57:08Z")
**Do Mermaids have Vaginas?** Considering how good they are at sucking dick. . .who cares? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/28 "2004-04-15T16:58:56Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Where was it located? In the usual spot, but rotated a bit more to the front. > [@](#): > > What techniques did you two employ? I don’t think we made it that far - or something else happened. > [@](#): > > Was she satisfied? n/a > [@](#): > > Did 4 foot hispanic woman in any way resemble Ms. Mermaid? Not in the least! But both were beautiful in their own special way. ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/29 "2004-04-15T17:13:09Z")
Well, the ones [here](http://www.weekiwachee.com/) do. Thank “Bob” for pre-Disney Florida tourist attractions! ---
**Author:** ![FX45\_4Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4bbf92/32.png) [@FX45\_4Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FX45_4Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/30 "2004-04-15T17:18:35Z")
Great story, I always worry about censorship, but that WAS funny… I am really surprised no one has described Mermaids as “Too much fish to eat and not enough woman to love…” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/31 "2004-04-15T17:28:21Z")
:glares at **Tentacle Monster** and \*\*Marlin \*\*: Modesty prevents me from commenting further. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/32 "2004-04-15T17:45:06Z")
“How is Mermaid vagina?” “Dude, it’s off the scale!” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/33 "2004-04-15T18:29:42Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > But both were beautiful in their own special way. Spoken like a gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/34 "2004-04-15T18:43:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Spoken like a gentleman. Translation: he had sex with the horse. Munch, " You were great…wanna go out again?" Horse, " Neighhhhhhh. I’m into a threesome with the mexican midget and the Mermaid. " 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/35 "2004-04-15T18:44:21Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “How is Mermaid vagina?” Just a little fishy for my taste. Ba dum dum, ching. Oh come on, you were all thinking it. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/36 "2004-04-15T18:58:01Z")
Mexican midget? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/37 "2004-04-15T19:28:47Z")
**Tentacle Monster** : What can I say except that I had to stand up here at work and applaud you for that awesome post… then I had to get a Keenex to clean off all the spit on my monitor (that appeared from laughing so hard). ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/38 "2004-04-15T21:54:49Z")
> [@Rabid\_Squirrel](#): > > I always thought the hoohaa was the vent just behind the ventrical fin like a normal fish. [1] Thus the mermaid lays the eggs and the merman…(quick mental flash of bukkake porn) errrr… nevermind. > [1] Hey, I visited a trout hatchery a few times ok? It was a few years before I learnt that trout don’t reproduce by having people squeezing them into buckets Not all fish reproduce the same way. Male sharks, for example, have a pair of organs called “claspers” which are roughly equivalent to a mammalian penis. The eggs are fertilized inside the female shark’s body–in some species they even hatch while still inside the uterus. So, there’s the possibility that a merman might actually have _two_ fully functional, erm, “tallywhackers.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/39 "2004-04-15T23:24:23Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > But the mermaid definitely had a vagina before she turned into the hispanic woman. Does that mean that she _didn’t_ have a vagina after she turned into the hispanic woman? Just wondering. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110/40 "2004-04-15T23:37:44Z")
> [@Tenar](#): > > Does that mean that she _didn’t_ have a vagina after she turned into the hispanic woman? > > Just wondering. That _would_ explain why he had to settle for the horse 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-mermaids-have-vaginas/240110.md?page=3)