# Do most things already have a King? King of the Jungle, King of Beers etc

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 6, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-most-things-already-have-a-king-king-of-the-jungle-king-of-beers-etc/983676 "2023-05-06T19:09:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-most-things-already-have-a-king-king-of-the-jungle-king-of-beers-etc/983676/21 "2023-05-07T00:55:27Z")

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According to Seals & Croft, even [nothing](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-lm&q=king+of+nothing+lyrics) has a king.

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King of Late Night

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The King of Marvin Gardens  
King of the Khyber Rifles

Rock & Roll Is King – ELO

Burger King (are they still around?)

What’s the big ape movie, again?

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artillery = King of Battle

bowline knot = King of the Knots

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The Duke of Earl isn’t a king. But given decent luck on the battlefield he might become one.

What about The Duke of New York – he’s A-number-1!

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-most-things-already-have-a-king-king-of-the-jungle-king-of-beers-etc/983676/26 "2023-05-07T10:47:27Z")

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[King Of Kong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5XvArGGIzk)

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-most-things-already-have-a-king-king-of-the-jungle-king-of-beers-etc/983676/27 "2023-05-07T10:58:04Z")

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[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WrhAC0dFis0/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHOBYAC4AOKAgwIABABGGUgZShlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLA3rZCAHS6fha6F1h73gr1sOxLUCQ "Roger Miller - King of the Road - With Lyrics!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhAC0dFis0)

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[King and Queen of Moomba](https://moomba.melbourne.vic.gov.au/monarchs/)

Which, despite the fact I have lived/resided in and around Melbourne for periods throughout my existence, I have never known what the fuck this actually was about.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-most-things-already-have-a-king-king-of-the-jungle-king-of-beers-etc/983676/29 "2023-05-07T11:59:40Z")

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In London we have the [Pearly Kings and Queens](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_Kings_and_Queens)

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Jerry “The King” Lawler, king of wrestling.

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Sofa King.

“Our prices are Sofa King great!”

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> [@PatrickLondon](#):
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> In London we have the [Pearly Kings and Queens](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_Kings_and_Queens)

Say n’more, say n’more, say n’more, Pearly, say n’more!

King Creole

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[King Cotton](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Cotton_(performer)) was the stage name of an actor who portrayed [Roscoe “The Chicken and Waffles King”](https://youtu.be/myBTAyfa_8o) in the movie [Tapeheads](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapeheads).

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[King Of The Bongo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfLIlP-GAmg&ab_channel=ManuChao)

And there’s the King of Surf Guitar, Dick Dale.

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Robert Johnson: King Of The Delta Blues Singers

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/KotDBS1.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e6/KotDBS1.jpg)

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The Brahma chicken is often called the [King of Poultry](https://www.heritageacresmarket.com/brahma-chicken/).

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Alan King was the king of comedy.

[Really?](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236388/)

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Schuyler “Sky” King was a character from the TV show [Sky King](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_King). He was … in case you didn’t guess it… the King of the Sky!

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He was often called the King of Comedy. Like I said, it’s easier when it’s your last name. Larry King was called the King of Talk, he should have been called the King of Boring Old Men but when your last name is King it gives you an edge on becoming royalty.

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The King Ad-Rock, that is my name  
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne

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