# Do not feed the sequential thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874 "2007-06-29T03:21:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/1 "2007-06-29T03:21:59Z")
My boss saw me in my bra and panties! Something to do with your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/2 "2007-06-29T04:02:40Z")
I was looking at(weeding out) my list of subscribed threads yesterday when I came upon: What things do you have that others envy? Skunks and pepper spray ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/3 "2007-06-29T04:30:28Z")
Immediately following this one: \*\*Something to do with your hands. Nursing School Just as an FYI, life sucks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/4 "2007-06-29T14:33:29Z")
I really am sorry about the dog, but this pairing just looks weird: \*\*My dog is sick and I’m worried Animals I Have Eaten. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/5 "2007-06-29T18:24:26Z")
\*\*Farting in a Tank Is it illegal to fart in public? \*\* How about in a tank? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/6 "2007-06-29T19:58:48Z")
Why Would You Eat Something Called “Veggie Booty”? Atlanta Dopers: Anybody wanna help me move…? (by **OpalCat** , like me, a vegebrarian) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/7 "2007-06-29T20:05:45Z")
\*\*Scientists Find Dodo skeleton Icarus, the baby house sparrow (photos!) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![pprgrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f6c823/32.png) [@pprgrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pprgrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/8 "2007-06-30T00:39:54Z")
\*\*Gimme some dirt on Colin Powell Scientists Find Dodo skeleton\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/9 "2007-07-02T14:26:57Z")
\*\*What’s faster - a tortoise or a snail? Driving a car in reverse \*\* Look at that “S” car go backwards! ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/10 "2007-07-02T16:24:22Z")
\*\*Why does grape juice have a bad aftertaste in the U.S? Yay! I got my ebay purple star! \*\* I think there’s some kind of \*\*grapist \*\*joke here. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/11 "2007-07-02T17:20:47Z")
\*\*Don’t light up Montana meth ads \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/12 "2007-07-02T17:24:29Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad] \*\*Don’t light up Montana meth ads \*\* [/QUOTE] And just above it: **Smart people say the dumbest things Do not feed the sequential thread** And here I am… bugger. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/13 "2007-07-03T00:09:50Z")
As perfect a paring as you’ll get: **A slightly sticky romantic entanglement (long)** \*\*Why yes, you do look like a ho. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/14 "2007-07-03T12:10:48Z")
\*\*Why do large-breasted women wear bras? Sunburn in unpleasant places \*\* Asked and answered ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/15 "2007-07-03T12:27:48Z")
\*\*WTF! someone stole my shoes! Scooter Libby skates free \*\* Scooter’s posting on the SDMB now? Wow! ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/16 "2007-07-03T12:47:22Z")
Do not feed the sequential thread White stereotypical food ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/17 "2007-07-03T12:57:17Z")
\*\*Scooter Libby skates free Hooray for partisan idiocy! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/18 "2007-07-03T13:29:53Z")
\*\*Hooray for partisan idiocy! Listen up assholes – How to turn left. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/19 "2007-07-03T13:45:42Z")
\*\* Guys, what is your other hand doing while you’re peeing? Vasectomy Peas \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/20 "2007-07-03T13:46:57Z")
\*\* I’m actually building the boat! We need rain! \*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874.md?page=2)