# Do not feed the sequential thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 29, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874 "2007-06-29T03:21:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/41 "2007-07-06T08:35:38Z")

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**How do you ask your SO for lovin’?**  
Boston Dopefest: McCormick & Schmick (at Quincy Market) - Wednesday July 11th, 6:30pm  
Do you have recurring fantasies of escorting a historical figure around modern times?  
Grocery Shopping Penguin

Zombies are invading. What do you do?  
Might I suggest a UK DopeFest?

Functioning with one-fourth of a stigmata.  
Do not feed the sequential thread

The Sandwich Man  
Can’t tell anyone

Antigen, you did it, now fix it!  
Wow, I guess you’re not that nice after all

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/42 "2007-07-06T11:15:15Z")

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\*\*What do women find attractive in men?

What significant differences do you think are least/most damaging to a romance?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/43 "2007-07-06T12:23:33Z")

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\*\*Goddamn fuckin Canada!

Goddammit, use your fucking dictionaries! (Very nitpicky)  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/44 "2007-07-06T12:27:18Z")

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\*\*Zombies are invading. What do you do?  
Have any Amway encounters to share? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/45 "2007-07-06T16:33:25Z")

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\*\*Why yes, you do look like a ho.

I’m getting LASIK today…\*\*

The better to see you with, my dear!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/46 "2007-07-06T16:38:27Z")

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**The Chinese are trying to kill us  
Let’s carry on a conversation using nothing but song titles**

Er…I’m not sure that’s a very effective defense strategy…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/47 "2007-07-06T16:57:02Z")

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\*\*disemboweled girl in pool

What’s the proper way to rack pool balls (9-ball this time)\*\*

Does the girl go behind the eight ball?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/48 "2007-07-06T17:07:35Z")

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**Why Don’t People Give a Shit, Anymore?  
HP has failed me.**

Sure, blame the printer for apathy

**Taking Engrish to new heights (depths?)  
I’m Going to Teach An Undergraduate Course**

I’m gonna double major on Engrish Lit and Underwater basketweaving.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/49 "2007-07-06T17:19:23Z")

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\*\*A slightly sticky romantic entanglement (long)

A gift from Castro to Ho Chi Minh\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/50 "2007-07-06T17:23:50Z")

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\*\*Is this a “date”? What do I do? OH GOD SO CONFUSED

How many dates did it take for you to meet your SO?

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**Author:** ![zelie\_zelerton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/59ef9b/32.png) [@zelie\_zelerton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zelie_zelerton)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/51 "2007-07-06T18:29:06Z")

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I can’t get into my email.

A is for anxiety.

☹

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-sequential-thread/409874/52 "2007-07-06T19:15:13Z")

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\*\*Advice on adding a new cat to the household?  
I have way too much cat hair in my nose.  
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