# Do NOT Feed The Troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838 "2013-02-19T22:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/181 "2013-02-22T00:13:18Z")
^^^ That is why I edit certain messages to include the message that I am responding to. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Good, but they have the right to ban you if they like. Freedom of speech applies to the _government_. A private organization can do what they like. Freedom of speech isnโ€™t going to stop your boss from firing your ass if you call him a douchebag right to his face. I donโ€™t have a reason to call my boss such a thing and as long as I am able to be here, I will give my two cents on what interests me and if some one doesnโ€™t like what I have to say, they will just have to deal with it because I donโ€™t know what others are going to think. God bless you two always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/182 "2013-02-22T00:14:16Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > -Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger > ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› Screw Ceiling Cat! All Hail Basement Cat! May my offering of pureed duck and light cream be pleasing to you. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/183 "2013-02-22T00:29:30Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I almost did it again, but I wasnโ€™t logged in. That stopped me. Whew, that was close. > I offer this thread as a place for Dopers to say whatever the rules allow them, and to do it in a place that wonโ€™t feed a troll. > Kind of like a palate cleanser; or an impartial primal scream friendly location. > > Nevermind that troll, donโ€™t respond, say it here instead. > [@bobot](#): > > James Otto Sweet Heart, what the fuck is wrong with you? > As the OP here, I should be the last to respond to Trolls. > But here you are, trolling all over my anti-troll thread. > > Have you even read the OP? > > I didnโ€™t even know you existed when I started this thread, it was other Trolls I was responding to. > You have taken a safe haven for anti-trolling away from the people who needed it most. > How very selfish and christian of you. > [@bobot](#): > > And damn you to hades! > > ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > (Whereโ€™s the self-inflicted knife to the throat icon when you need one?) This thread was intended to deflect responses to pchaos and his perpetual gibberish. As he has been banned, Iโ€™m out of this thread. (It failed miserably to serve itโ€™s intended purpose.) You guys are on your own with this j.o.s.h. character. May the gods damn you.., I mean bless you, especially that singer guy. :smack::smack::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/184 "2013-02-22T00:54:21Z")
> [@deltasigma](#): > > Screw Ceiling Cat! > > All Hail Basement Cat! > > May my offering of pureed duck and light cream be pleasing to you. My cat prefers frogs and moles. Both of which Iโ€™ve found dead on the floor when [Katie](https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3678631680/h2BA83808/) finishes with them. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/185 "2013-02-22T02:10:22Z")
Just in case thereโ€™s a **Darth Nader Sweet Heart** out there, I went with vodka and stale slim jims for dinner tonight. I thought you should know. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/186 "2013-02-22T03:14:49Z")
So do you have Ottoโ€™s phone number and have you ever just called him up? And was that number ever changed suddenly? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/187 "2013-02-22T03:28:42Z")
^^^^ No I dont, sorry Sam! Godspeed You! Black Emperor ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/188 "2013-02-22T03:30:56Z")
I was talking to the _other_ bimbo, thank you. ๐Ÿ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/189 "2013-02-22T03:57:47Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > If all that you are going to do is swear at me, I am not going to answer you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Thatโ€™s it folks! She just gave us the answer. All we have to do to shut her up is to swear at her. Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits. Bless George Carlin, who dwelleth on top of the roof with the Frisbees. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/190 "2013-02-22T04:31:52Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > As a completely random aside, I have noticed that the following random arrangement of letters: jamesottosweetheart can be rearranged to spell: > jets to eat whore meats. Also, A Majorettes Tweets Ho. Letโ€™s make a game out of it. A Hatter Sweetest Mojo A Hearse Jest Wet Motto Sweetest Major To Hate Threesome Twat Jot Sea Rheostat Jest Mate Woe Sawtooth Arse Meet Jet Seahorse Meet Twat Jot Semester Hate Toot Jaw Somewhat Orate Jet Set The possibilities are endless! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/191 "2013-02-22T10:02:50Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > P.S. His favorite desert is carrot cake. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Hmm, James may redeem himself yet. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/192 "2013-02-22T12:18:44Z")
Anyone else finding it ironic that the โ€œDo NOT Feed The Trollโ€ thread has turned intoโ€ฆthis? ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/193 "2013-02-22T12:33:14Z")
Bobot dunno if you meant to or not but this thread has become awesome. Living\_in\_hell, I want to shake your hand and congratulate you on doing a fine job (dude Iโ€™m laughing like crazy, thanks!) ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/194 "2013-02-22T12:36:20Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Well, if this is the case, why bother - if s/he/it loves me anyhow it does not matter what I do! > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > You couldnโ€™t be more naive if you believe that. For example just because your parents love you doesnโ€™t mean that they are going to approve of every move that you makeโ€ฆduh! > > God bless you always!!! > > Holly > [@Doughbag](#): > > Parents? Bad example - I know for a fact, that my parents are real people. > [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ Are you trying to say that my parents are imaginary? Everyone has a mom and dad whether they know their mom and dad or not. > > God bless you always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > Holly No, I am not trying to say, that your parents were not real people.:smack: It was you, who compared my parents to God. My parents are real people, God on the other hand is not a real person - so why worry about what this imaginary-need to believe in God thinks, if s/he/it loves me anyhow โ€“ in fact loves everybody. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/195 "2013-02-22T15:21:33Z")
^^^ I believe that God is a real person even if you donโ€™t. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@cochrane](#): > > Thatโ€™s it folks! She just gave us the answer. All we have to do to shut her up is to swear at her. If you think swearing is going to make me clam up, you obviously have not seen other messages in this forum. Bad word choice has been at this forum longer than me and yet I decided to come here anyways. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > So do you have Ottoโ€™s phone number and have you ever just called him up? And was that number ever changed suddenly? Iโ€™ve never known his number and right now I donโ€™t really need to know it. If I have anything to say to him, I just write to him at the Twitter site. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you three and James always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly P.S. Has James ever written my back? So far there has been 16 times that James has written to me thereโ€ฆoh but that does not include the private messages that I have gotten from him there too. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/196 "2013-02-22T15:33:38Z")
So youโ€™re having secret communications with a married man. Good going. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/197 "2013-02-22T15:57:01Z")
^^^ They are called direct messages and if you think that we talk about what I think you think that we talk about, the answer is no. Actually we have talked privately about people like yโ€™all. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you and James always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/198 "2013-02-22T16:05:57Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > So youโ€™re having secret communications with a married man. Good going. Sounds a lot like one of her other idolsโ€ฆLeann Rimes. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/199 "2013-02-22T16:12:01Z")
^^^ LeAnn is married. I am not and I donโ€™t talk about anything sexual with James. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ God bless you and him and LeAnn always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/200 "2013-02-22T16:13:43Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ They are called direct messages and if you think that we talk about what I think you think that we talk about, the answer is no. Actually we have talked privately about people like yโ€™all. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > God bless you and James always!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ > > Holly I implied nothing beyond the fact that youโ€™re having private communications with a married man. Even talking about your life and dealing with heathens can be very intimate in an emotional way. Youโ€™re the one who assumed a salacious meaning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=11)