# Do NOT Feed The Troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838 "2013-02-19T22:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/81 "2013-02-20T12:34:50Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ The Lord’s word says taking your life is still a sin and since its the last thing that you do before you do, where do you think that you will be going? I believe down instead of up like I have been saying this whole time no matter who likes it or not. > You are not going to change my mind either. > I’ll believe that when I don’t see it. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ : > > I already read them and they all say that taking your life is a sin and since its the last thing that you do before you do, where do you think that you will be going? I believe down instead of up like I have been saying this whole time no matter who likes it or not. > > God bless you three always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > Holly At Judgment, I expect a fair trial by a loving God. I cannot reconcile my knowledge of a benevolent deity with the concept that one act at the end of Earthly life (suicide) is enough to cancel out a lifetime of thoughts and actions, and force an omnipotent Judge to issue a mandatory sentence of eternal damnation. No, it is difficult to be damned, a man has to work hard at being evil enough to have God destroy one of His children. I do not understand how you could feel good about yourself if you follow and worship a God-concept who would behave so immorally. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/82 "2013-02-20T13:06:53Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > P.S. I have to get to bed now. Y’all have a good one! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Don’t forget your burlap mittens:):)πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/83 "2013-02-20T14:31:38Z")
> [@razncain](#): > > Nobody is questioning your right to have an opinion or us having ours. If you truly believe in that the bible says you are not to commit suicide, you should be forthcoming with it, or quit pretending it says something it doesn’t. It’s a matter of integrity if you care about that sort of thing. Sweety Heart don’t Care! ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/84 "2013-02-20T14:59:43Z")
If all there was to it was to look it up in the book Christianity would be one religion instead of however many there are. We’ve got saints, popes, Martin Luther and a thicket of theologians with divine inspiration and logical deductions that make important contributions to what is believed. Maybe JOSH sounds like a bit of cultist by signing off with a β€œGod bless you” all the time. I wonder if someone used β€œPraise be to Allah” as their sig if people would be too culturally sensitive to label them a religious nut case in this way. Well, maybe on this board they wouldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/85 "2013-02-20T15:14:09Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I didn’t get why people tried to engage lekatt, nor why people try to engage Der Trihs and pchaos. In **pchaos** ’ case, we’re poking the troll with sticks to get him to violate the rules enough to get banned. He’s already obliged us by starting a thread that got him a troll warning. Just a few more, and he’ll be gone. :):)πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/86 "2013-02-20T15:27:18Z")
Rise and shine, people! Did you have a good sleep? I did. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Holly P.S. I’m still not giving into you people by the way. Not when I am too proud of where I stand on things. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/87 "2013-02-20T15:28:28Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Rise and shine, people! Did you have a good sleep? I did. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > Holly > > P.S. I’m still not giving into you people by the way. Not when I am too proud of where I stand on things. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/88 "2013-02-20T15:31:58Z")
Damn ninjaed **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/89 "2013-02-20T15:35:41Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not when a person stands for what is right, but you go ahead and believe what you want and we will see how well that does for you in the long run. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/90 "2013-02-20T15:48:34Z")
So apparently JOSH is reading from that changed version of the Bible that pchaos is always going on about - the version where all of the contradictions are resolved with a big ol’ β€œBELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, THAT’S COOL” disclaimer. Now, if we can figure out how the Illuminati are behind this, we can rope in Kozmik, and hopefully the whole damn thread will implode in a giant explosion of stupid, and we can all get on with our lives. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/91 "2013-02-20T15:51:08Z")
^^^ I’ll believe that you people will press on with life when you finally start to actually focus on yourselves instead of what is going on with me. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/92 "2013-02-20T15:52:03Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Not when a person stands for what is right, but you go ahead and believe what you want and we will see how well that does for you in the long run. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > Holly I don’t recall seeing that loophole. I just know that my pastor has often emphasized that the good folks who most strongly believe they are acting in God’s name should then be the most humble and the least certain, because it is very easy to be (with all good intentions) confusing their own wishes with God’s will. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/93 "2013-02-20T15:53:32Z")
^^^ Oh well. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Holly ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/94 "2013-02-20T16:05:22Z")
Never thought I’d miss \*\*Joe Cool \*\*and **His4Ever** , but at least you could have an argument with them. The β€œYeah whatever!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ :)” from the Blessbot are kind of weak tea in comparison. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/95 "2013-02-20T16:42:13Z")
is the three smiley things along with the 'God bless you always!!! ’ a new kind of trinity symbol? ---
**Author:** ![panaccione](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/94ad74/32.png) [@panaccione](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panaccione)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/96 "2013-02-20T17:34:20Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > Rise and shine, people! Did you have a good sleep? I did. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > God bless you always!!! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ > > Holly > > P.S. I’m still not giving into you people by the way. Not when I am too proud of where I stand on things. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ Good. You need to spread the word of The Lord almighty. Now, could you answer my questions because I just don’t understand the bible as well as you. Does anybody else have questions for our resident expert Christian? This could be your savior!!! ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/97 "2013-02-20T17:41:07Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I don’t recall seeing that loophole. I just know that my pastor has often emphasized that the good folks who most strongly believe they are acting in God’s name should then be the most humble and the least certain, because it is very easy to be (with all good intentions) confusing their own wishes with God’s will. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it more aptly put. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/98 "2013-02-20T18:04:41Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I just know that my pastor has often emphasized that the good folks who most strongly believe they are acting in God’s name should then be the most humble and the least certain, because it is very easy to be (with all good intentions) confusing their own wishes with God’s will. Susan B. Anthony went just a little further with it noting:_"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires._ ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/99 "2013-02-20T18:53:59Z")
It’s a trap! ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/100 "2013-02-20T18:57:59Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Dammit will you quit saying shit I can agree with!? > > And I’m the one that thinks your pit thread should be a sticky.. πŸ˜‰ I still got tears in my eyes from laughing… πŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=6)