# Do NOT Feed The Troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838 "2013-02-19T22:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/121 "2013-02-21T04:09:46Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > I’ll believe that you people will press on with life when you finally start to actually focus on yourselves instead of what is going on with me. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise. Luke 10: 37 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/122 "2013-02-21T04:20:56Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ Oh well. What you and everyone else thinks of me really isn’t any of my business anyways which is why I have never asked anyone what they think of me. That’s certainly a false statement. You obviously care that you’re seen as mean, spiteful, uncaring, and generally Not A Nice Person. That feeds into your martyr complex. You want other people to see you get verbally abused. FYI: Jesus’ words about those who are blessed if others abuse them was not a directive to seek such abuse. But, since you’re also obviously ignorant of the Bible itself and the basic teachings of any branch of Christianity and also think you know what you’re talking about, that comment is no doubt lost on you. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/123 "2013-02-21T05:10:14Z")
> [@curlcoat](#): > > Again, quit doing that. I do not want you forcing your mythical sky fairy off on me. It’s rude, it’s obnoxious and it’s not respectful. pssst. That’s _why she_ does it. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/124 "2013-02-21T05:11:36Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Aye caramba. That one’s worse than Bloody Mary. Now, ain’t that too damn bad! ---
**Author:** ![Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Stendhal\_Syndrome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stendhal_Syndrome)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/125 "2013-02-21T05:48:36Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > … > > If all that you are going to do is swear at me, I am not going to answer you. :mad: :mad: :mad: Oh my Og! This is it. This is what will make it stop talking. It doesn’t like swearing. Maybe it is falling apart. It forgot to include the three motherfucking smileys a few posts later. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/126 "2013-02-21T06:30:27Z")
“God loves everyone…even people like you.” This is one of the most fabulous lines I’ve ever come across. I can’t decide if I should make it my sig or put it on a bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/127 "2013-02-21T06:57:31Z")
I say we take off and nuke the entire internet from orbit. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/128 "2013-02-21T07:08:32Z")
Girl, **YOU GOTTA GET LAID** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/129 "2013-02-21T08:24:21Z")
I’ve never even heard of James Otto, never even heard his music, but I’ve already decided that he sucks more than any artist has ever sucked before. Praise Ceiling Cat, who be watchin yu, may him has a cheezburger. :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/130 "2013-02-21T12:44:46Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I’ve never even heard of James Otto, never even heard his music, but I’ve already decided that he sucks more than any artist has ever sucked before. In the [irony](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?s=t) (link provided for the _Illeterati_ {ahem, the target of the pitting}) department, I discovered at [this link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Otto) this bit of information: > [@](#): > > James Allen Otto (born July 29, 1973) is an American country music artist who is a member of the MuzikMafia, a group of country musicians known for their “country music without prejudice”. Perusing the rest of that page, I note that Otto’s career doesn’t seem to be all that much. Not to mention that he’s said to have spent only two years in the Navy. I spent a good deal of time in that Service and I don’t recall any two-year options at all. I’m not saying there arent, or weren’t, any such. Maybe I’m just not remembering them. How’d he get away with two years, instead of the usual four? ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/131 "2013-02-21T13:27:03Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > God loves everyone…even people like you. 🙂 🙂 🙂 Well, if this is the case, why bother - if s/he/it loves me anyhow it does not matter what I do! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/132 "2013-02-21T14:12:18Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Now, ain’t that too damn bad! BWAHAHAHA! She’s not the girl I love, though. 😃 I wonder if she’s always chewing betel nuts. (Note to the clueless wonder: has nothing to do with insects, nor the musical act the Beatles. You may have heard of them at some point.) God bless Rodgers & Hammerstein always ;);)😉 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/133 "2013-02-21T14:39:48Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > I sent James Otto your info from here and he told me to tell you he wants to tie you up in his basement and commit mad acts of S & M with his extended family while they shoot up drugs and rob hookers. Have Fun! 🙂 Sure he did…and just yesterday I saw Paul and Ringo warming up with John and George as a way of preparing for their tour as the opening act for Elvis! You should have heard Ringo’s falsetto! It was flawless! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I’ve never even heard of James Otto, never even heard his music, but I’ve already decided that he sucks more than any artist has ever sucked before. Oh well, that is your choice…and your loss, not his. God bless you two and James always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/134 "2013-02-21T14:43:32Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Well, if this is the case, why bother - if s/he/it loves me anyhow it does not matter what I do! You couldn’t be more naive if you believe that. For example just because your parents love you doesn’t mean that they are going to approve of every move that you make…duh! God bless you always!!! Holly ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/135 "2013-02-21T15:23:37Z")
For a good time, look up Holly on the Internet. She has been doing this shit for years. And go figure–she’s had the same response for years. Her schtick is to troll boards in the name of Jesus, James Otto, some other country star chick, and even the Olson Twins. She is often off topic (there’s a PETA board where she tells people to vote for James, amidst a discussion about the Olson twins wearing fur), and manages to squeeze religion into every post. She has been banned from boards repeatedly for exactly what she’s doing here, and everywhere, people say the same thing as here–she comes across as a condescending, narrow minded \*\*\*\*. She is not interested in changing because after years and years of this, it clearly is everyone else’s issue. The girl is too crazy and delusional (and most likely cognitively impaired) to engage in a mature discussion. Don’t even bother. But if you’re bored, find her hypocrisy. It’s all over the place and quite entertaining. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/136 "2013-02-21T15:33:52Z")
^^^ What is sad is that one place that I got banned from doesn’t even exist anymore. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly P.S. May the Country Weekly magazine website message forum rest in peace. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/137 "2013-02-21T15:37:00Z")
It’s people like ^^^ (to coin a ‘phrase’) that make me glad I’m essentially a heathen, and reinforce my march towards atheism. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/138 "2013-02-21T15:39:50Z")
> [@saje](#): > > It’s people like ^^^ (to coin a ‘phrase’) that make me glad I’m a heathen, and reinforce my march towards atheism. Whether she’s for real or full of shit, she really is the best troll on the Internet. In a fabulous twist of irony she has managed to anger more people than anyone. Makin God proud! ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/139 "2013-02-21T16:18:09Z")
^^^ Its your choice to be mad. No is forcing you to. Just like no one is forcing you to have anything to do with me. Y’all do that all on your own. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/140 "2013-02-21T16:19:24Z")
As a completely random aside, I have noticed that the following random arrangement of letters: jamesottosweetheart can be rearranged to spell: jets to eat whore meats. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=8)