# Do NOT Feed The Troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 19, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838 "2013-02-19T22:34:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/141 "2013-02-21T16:36:04Z")
> [@saje](#): > > It’s people like ^^^ (to coin a ‘phrase’) that make me glad I’m essentially a heathen, and reinforce my march towards atheism. Yes! Keep rejoicing the fact that you are going to burn in hell and get ass raped by demons for all eternity. ---
**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/142 "2013-02-21T17:11:38Z")
Sounds like fun! But, heaven and hell are states of mind, not places. They are also (or can be) states of being inflicted on us by others. Mostly my life has been heaven, with a few visits to hell and purgatory in between. I don’t believe in supreme deities, or the variants of heaven/hell. I do believe that Man’s mind is an amazing thing, and that imagination is probably our greatest asset and our greatest liability. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/143 "2013-02-21T18:11:03Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > You couldn’t be more naive if you believe that. For example just because your parents love you doesn’t mean that they are going to approve of every move that you make…duh! > > God bless you always!!! > > Holly Parents? Bad example - I know for a fact, that my parents are real people. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/144 "2013-02-21T18:16:18Z")
^^^ Are you trying to say that my parents are imaginary? Everyone has a mom and dad whether they know their mom and dad or not. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/145 "2013-02-21T19:25:54Z")
I’m torn. Do I deploy the IGNORE function now, or do I watch the stupid-show a little longer. Because, wow she is incredibly fucking stupid. :):):)🙂 (Can’t believe I almost forget the fucking smileys. I chose to use four, because, you know, I have the right. And besides, just using three is strictly for amateurs.) ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/146 "2013-02-21T19:43:34Z")
Are y’all familiar with the **DEVO** song, “Mongoloid”? I hope so, 'cause I’m gonna say this: Stop poking the retard aleady. It’s getting sad. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/147 "2013-02-21T19:45:58Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > Are y’all familiar with the DEVO song, “Mongoloid”? > I hope so, 'cause Im gonna say this: Stop poking the retard aleady. > It’s getting sad. She poked first. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/148 "2013-02-21T19:49:29Z")
^^^ I shared a belief that I have the right to share, y’all didn’t like it and jumped on me and so I believe that y’all poked first. Y’all could have left me alone, but you didn’t. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/149 "2013-02-21T20:51:30Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > ^^^ Its your choice to be mad. No is forcing you to. Just like no one is forcing you to have anything to do with me. Y’all do that all on your own. > > God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > Holly Who said I was mad? Not me! I actually find you adorable and hope you stick around. You’re fun! And perky! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/150 "2013-02-21T20:52:15Z")
What is it about functional morons that compels them to share the stupid? There must be some physiological need to blurt out the stupid before it shuts down the remaining two brain cells. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/151 "2013-02-21T20:54:22Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > Who said I was mad? Not me! I actually find you adorable and hope you stick around. You’re fun! And perky! > 🙂 I’ll take that as a compliment. Thank you. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly P.S. Anything is better than being boring. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/152 "2013-02-21T21:01:30Z")
I agree! I think that people like you serve a very specific purpose in this world and oh well for them if all those grumpy gloomy gusses don’t understand it! 🙂 So what did you dress up for, for Halloween? Something great I bet! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/153 "2013-02-21T21:03:48Z")
living\_in\_hell, you are cracking me up. I think this line of approach has potential. Proceed. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/154 "2013-02-21T21:07:51Z")
> [@living\_in\_hell](#): > > I agree! I think that people like you serve a very specific purpose in this world and oh well for them if all those grumpy gloomy gusses don’t understand it! 🙂 > > So what did you dress up for, for Halloween? Something great I bet! 🙂 My last year of dressing up for Halloween was 1996. God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/155 "2013-02-21T21:08:33Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > P.S. Anything is better than being boring. No, it’s really not. You are being mocked, and laughed at, and it’s hard to watch, 'cause I _so_ want to join in, but, well, ethics and shit. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/156 "2013-02-21T21:10:52Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > No, it’s really not. You are being mocked, and laughed at, and it’s hard to watch, 'cause I _so_ want to join in, but, well, ethics and shit. Aww, Darth, come on in. This is oddly fun. ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/157 "2013-02-21T21:13:56Z")
> [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](#): > > My last year of dressing up for Halloween was 1996. > > God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 > > Holly AWWW. ☹ That’s no fun. Why not dress up like a fan and spread the love door to door or even better hand out CDs to the kids? That would be way cool fun right? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/158 "2013-02-21T21:19:11Z")
> [@Darth\_Nader](#): > > No, it’s really not. You are being mocked, and laughed at, and it’s hard to watch, 'cause I _so_ want to join in, but, well, ethics and shit. Oh well. What you decide to do is a choice that only you can make. 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/159 "2013-02-21T21:28:48Z")
> [@leftfield6](#): > > Aww, Darth, come on in. This is oddly fun. I just don’t want to feel guilty after they find most of her by the railroad tracks. ---
**Author:** ![James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac8455/32.png) [@James\_Otto\_Sweet\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/James_Otto_Sweet_Heart)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838/160 "2013-02-21T21:30:16Z")
^^^ What makes you think that it would be me that people would find by the train tracks? 🙂 🙂 🙂 God bless you always!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Holly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/do-not-feed-the-troll/650838.md?page=9)